On the first day of Christmas.....

[old.Quorthon]

my true love sent to me.....

 

[old.Morpheus]

A DBS in a beer tree...

 

[luap]

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

 

[Stazbumpa]

2 cans of deodorant (again) and a DBS in a beer tree.
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

 

[Testin da Cable]

a playstation deux, 2 cans of deodorant (again)

and a DBS in a beer tree.


On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me..

 

[old.TUG]

A pet cow (m00)

a playstation deux, 2 cans of deodorant (again)

and a DBS in a beer tree

 

[old.Morpheus]

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me....

- FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOLD RING TONES!

- Four pet cows (m00) (m00) (m00) (m00)

- Three Playstation 2's

- Two cans of deodorant

- And a DBs in a Beer Tree!

 

[old.Quorthon]

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me....

- a blow up sheep (good for laying )

- FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOLD RING TONES!

- Four pet cows (m00) (m00) (m00) (m00)

- Three Playstation 2's

- Two cans of deodorant

- And a DBs in a Beer Tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me....

 

[*Kornholio*]

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me....

- a puncture repair kit for the blow up sheep

- a blow up sheep (good for laying )

- FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOLD RING TONES!

- Four pet cows (m00) (m00) (m00) (m00)

- Three Playstation 2's

- Two cans of deodorant

- And a DBs in a Beer Tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me....

 

[old.Quorthon]

Its supposed to rhyme with "Seven Swans a Swimming" Kornholio

hehe just kidding

Whoevers next its "eight maids a milking" - ooer I can see the possibilities already ......


Q

 

[Stazbumpa]

8 maids ready for a good milking (read "f**king")

- a puncture repair kit for the blow up sheep

- a blow up sheep (good for laying )

- FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOLD RING TONES!

- Four pet cows (m00) (m00) (m00) (m00)

- Three Playstation 2's

- Two cans of deodorant

- And a DBs in a Beer Tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me....

 

[Panda On Smack]

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me....

A huge huge dildo shaped like the Staue of liberty

- 8 maids ready for a good milking (read "f**king")

- a puncture repair kit for the blow up sheep

- a blow up sheep (good for laying )

- FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOLD RING TONES!

- Four pet cows (m00) (m00) (m00) (m00)

- Three Playstation 2's

- Two cans of deodorant

- And a DBs in a Beer Tree!

 

[old.MeanMrMustard]

On the tenth day of christmas my true love sent to me

10 dopers bonging

- A huge huge dildo shaped like the Staue of liberty

- 8 maids ready for a good milking (read "f**king")

- a puncture repair kit for the blow up sheep

- a blow up sheep (good for laying )

- FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOLD RING TONES!

- Four pet cows (m00) (m00) (m00) (m00)

- Three Playstation 2's

- Two cans of deodorant

- And a DBS in a Beer Tree!

 

[old.Davehart]

- Toy Story 2 vid

 

[xenon2000]

On the 11th day of christmas my true love sent to me

- 11 nymphomaniac llamas

- 10 dopers bonging

- A huge huge dildo shaped like the Staue of liberty

- 8 maids ready for a good milking (read "f**king")

- a puncture repair kit for the blow up sheep

- a blow up sheep (good for laying )

- FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOLD RING TONES!

- Four pet cows (m00) (m00) (m00) (m00)

- Three Playstation 2's

- Two cans of deodorant

- And a DBS in a Beer Tree

 

[Stazbumpa]

On the 12th day of christmas my true love sent to me

12 pissed up people from an office party

- 11 nymphomaniac llamas

- 10 dopers bonging

- A huge huge dildo shaped like the Staue of liberty

- 8 maids ready for a good milking (read "f**king")

- a puncture repair kit for the blow up sheep

- a blow up sheep (good for laying )

- FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOLD RING TONES!

- Four pet cows (m00) (m00) (m00) (m00)

- Three Playstation 2's

- Two cans of deodorant

(big finale)

- And a DBS in aaaaaaa Beeeeeeeeeeeeeer Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

(is that it or do we carry on??)

 

[old.Quorthon]

Yes m8, thats it, there are only 12 days of xmas after all


Q

 

[xenon2000]

Didn't last that long did it?

You'll have to do one for the 44 days of lent or something

 

[old.Morpheus]

Was very well done, though. Apart from Dave Hart's effort - obviously hadn't heard that particular carol before

 

[old.Quorthon]

Originally posted by Morpheus
Was very well done, though. Apart from Dave Hart's effort - obviously hadn't heard that particular carol before

Yeah, twas a strange one all right - I mean given all the bizarre things you might add on a spamming messageboard like this, well...hmm....err.. each to his own I suppose

And Xenon, I dont think that would be wise - people are bound to be delerious with all the sacrificin' an that.


Q

 

[Testin da Cable]

did someone say sp4m?

 

[old.Quorthon]

oh ffs tdc, i cant go anywhere, can I?




Q

 

[luap]

Lol @ Quorthon

TDC. U are nearly going too far m8. May I suggest the Ursula Regina Andress for S.P.A.M Addiction (U.R.A.SPAMA)

They monitor your spamming and advise alternative distractions like real life, spending time with the GF, play some games etc.

 

[Testin da Cable]

ah well I'll have myself committed then as a menace to the board [after all the database server has been behaving kinda funky lately]

Inducted Mental Anti Spam Programming Active Matrix Aromatherapy (I.M.A.SPAMA) here I come!!






-tdc



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[old.Luap2]

roflmao

" ***>tdc is now AWAY -|reason:therapy|- "

 

[xenon2000]

Luap, why don you just use one nick?

 

[old.Davehart]

BECAUSE......

 

[old.Quorthon]

..its.......

 

[*Kornholio*]

5 o'clock on a Saturday...