Christmas feast

[Tom]

For reasons I'd rather not go into, I'm spending Christmas day, at home, on my own.

To ease my sense of despair, I plan to fill my stomach to within an inch of bursting, and keep it that way all day. So, the menu is something like:

Breakfast:
4 Apple and Pork sausages
3 Rashers of butcher's bacon (not supermarket crap)
3 fried eggs
2 slices buttered toast
1 mug hot tea

2nd breakfast:
1 bar Green & Blacks chocolate

Elevenses:
4 mince pies

Lunch:
More mince pies
1/2 tub of Quality Street

Afternoon tea:
Bag of roasted cashew nuts
2 bottles Lager

Dinner:
Large sirloin steak with peppercorn mustard
Chips and peas
1 mug hot tea

Pudding:
Chocolate sponge with custard

Supper:
Chocolate chocolate and more chocolate



Anything else I can squeeze in there?

 

[Deadmanwalking]

The other half tub of Quality street?

 

[SilverHood]

think a late night fry up before you go to bed can be handled too

 

[Swift^]

Arsenic.

 

[sad_mung]

Why not, between each course, throw up every thing you've just eaten?
That way you can eat much more crap without gaining a pound!

 

[exxxie]

Surely theres not enough alcoholic beverages listed there? Are you being coy with us?

 

[Tom]

I think the lack of alcohol is a serious problem. I intend to remedy it by buying a large bottle of Baileys. Also, I might be adventurous and buy some Roses instead of Quality St.

 

[doh_boy]

Nononononono

What you need to do is figure out what sort of cocktail man you are: Fruity or creamy. Then look on the internet for cocktail recipies and make them all night. It's my favourite way do drink at a house party. Also make sure you watch bbc2 at 7:00

 

[exxxie]

Originally posted by Tom
I think the lack of alcohol is a serious problem. I intend to remedy it..

Good enough!

 

[Damini]

Roses > Quality Street. Fact.

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by Damini
Roses > Quality Street. Fact.

More fiction from our resident writer....


Long Live Quality Street!!! I especially like that big yellow bird

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by Damini
Roses > Quality Street. Fact.

What she said

 

[Trem]

Actually Tom, that sucks that you are on your own........or does it? Hmmmm, I'm going my nans, where every year without fail she seems to place a pube on my potatoes, I have developed a fantastic technique of flipping said potato on the floor.

I hope you have a good one anyways Tom.

 

[Jonaldo]

Best to go out on the piss Christmas Eve, get totally mangled and miss out any time before 1pm, then get up. eat a handful of Twiglets then get back on the piss again.

Be ill before 3pm and just kinda sit around watching the shit they put on tv

 

[dysfunction]

I would rather have something savoury for 2nd breakfast like a cheese & mushroom croussant (sp?)

Too much chocolate for my liking and I would need something more substantial for lunch than mince pies. A home made Hamburger would be good...

And I would have Red Wine with the steak...

 

[L_Plates]

Tis a shame the kebab houses aint open, im sure you would manage one of them

 

[Tom]

I reckon I'm gonna put about 5000-7000 calories away if I eat everything, so its gonna be one hell of a bike ride after it all

 

[boris]

Originally posted by Tom
I reckon I'm gonna put about 5000-7000 calories away if I eat everything, so its gonna be one hell of a bike ride after it all

poor, poor bike

 

[Brynn]

Re: Re: Christmas feast

2nd Breakfast:
Pancakes/Waffles with maple syrup

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by Tom

Anything else I can squeeze in there?

A call to 999 before you collapse.

 

[leggy]

Gaviscon

 

[caLLous]

A big Christmas cake with that lovely icing. Actually fuck the cake, just pick at the icing all day.

 

[Ash!]

Originally posted by FatBusinessman
What she said

Hang a minute. Everybody knows that Celebrations are the Daddy. Quality Strett Pffffttt

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by caLLous
Actually fuck the cake, just pick at the icing all day.

extreme dodgyness detected captain!!1

 

[caLLous]

NO! Bad Teedy, don't fuck the cake!!1 Or at least warm it up a bit first! :uhoh:

 

[Testin da Cable]

too right matey, it was pretty durn cold the first time I tried it

 

[Wij]

You need bits of Wensleydale all over the house to nibble on.

 

[GDW]

a selection box

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by GDW
a selection box

Also known as a threesome or a gang something or other...

 

[1tchy trigger]

Heroes > Celebrations > Green Triangles from Quality St > Roses > the rest of Quality Street