On average
- Thread starter Meggey
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jeeeeezus, thats twenny quid a pop...so thats twenny times twenny....devided by four multiplied by 7.3 and subtract 2...move the decimal point three places to the left and add the number of years you have been able to cut your own toenails, do something pi related and then throw in a square route...and that leaves
four hundred quid!!
buy a push bike.
because it doesnt stop there...oooh no, you got your car tax you insurance your MOT your fluffy dice your snoopy steering wheel cover and then there are all those mechanics who are going to fleece you and suck their teeth at you everytime you want them to change the oil, then there's the petrol (which is going up faster than that dimple that used to be in michael douglas' chin but is now somewhere in his forehead)
its just impossible!
four hundred quid!!
buy a push bike.
because it doesnt stop there...oooh no, you got your car tax you insurance your MOT your fluffy dice your snoopy steering wheel cover and then there are all those mechanics who are going to fleece you and suck their teeth at you everytime you want them to change the oil, then there's the petrol (which is going up faster than that dimple that used to be in michael douglas' chin but is now somewhere in his forehead)
its just impossible!
Naetha
Fledgling Freddie
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Took me 8 x 2hr lessons and about 20 hours driving with my dad to fail my first test, then a further 4 x 2hr lessons and about 2 hours of driving with my dad to pass my second test.
Took 15 hours of lessons and 250 miles on a 125cc to pass my motorbike test - that was much more fun though
Took 15 hours of lessons and 250 miles on a 125cc to pass my motorbike test - that was much more fun though
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Hey!! whats wrong with Snoopy, i was brought up on Charlie Brown and Snoopy, still love reading the books to this day
As for lessons, when i took mine they were £8.00 each and i had approx 15 lessons and passed 1st time, although in less than a week i knocked a bloke over and smashed up the work van i was driving, so maybe they were a bit hasty in letting me lose on the road
Driving hasn't really improved much tbh, 21 years later
did i say snoopy is a bad thing? i mentioned it in that it is pretty much a necessity of any self respecting person to have at least one snoopy related item!
<-- pants.
kiliarien
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Oh c'mon Ez, we are wise in the way of the chav.
Let us do the chav way - chav's just get a stupid ass moped which sounds like it's shitting a helium balloon when ever it starts up, they keep their 'L' plates until they're 19 until they can afford a 'car'.
They then buy a Vauxhall Nova and spend 3 times more than the original thing is worth bodyworking it and making it sound loud even though the acceleration isn't worth a hapenny amount of Jizz. They avoid having to get a licence because the car is officially classed as a 'comedy vehicle' in a circus act and exempt from normal tax laws because, let's face it, the car is that frigging lame.
Such as:
Then they wrap themselves around a tree in it, normally taking other people with them. Tossbags.
Amen.
