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Cap'n Sissyfoo
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Rah! Its that time of the year again; people say, "Hey Sissy! What are your resolutions gonna be this year?" and I say, "Fuck off! I'm perfect the way I am! If anyone needs to change it should be you!" and then they say, "Ooookay...", and then I say, "Yea, so, like, kiss my booteh and buy me a beer, granny!"
However, this year I have decided to make a change! Woo! This year I resolve to be more of a slut and sleep with as many women as is inhumanly possible! I shall unleash my Amazing Wonder Weasle on the world and make hundreds of illegitimate Mini-foos! Hurrah!
However, this year I have decided to make a change! Woo! This year I resolve to be more of a slut and sleep with as many women as is inhumanly possible! I shall unleash my Amazing Wonder Weasle on the world and make hundreds of illegitimate Mini-foos! Hurrah!