Nerdy Awesome shit you bought!

[Trem]

That's almost as bad as buying her an ironing board.

Buying her an ironing board with a side plan for what? To book a mad holiday at a pressed shirt museum, to go on an extreme ironing experience? I scoff at your comparison


(fuck me I need to get a job, 4.54am and I'm on FH being a grumpy twat )

 

[TdC]

nice bike! does she know the holiday is drinking up and down alps while she tags along as a solo-female?

 

[Draylor]

By convincingly pretending to like shoes, I was able to convince my other half to throw away more than half of her collection. I have won at freddyshouse.

Congratulations, you've helped her free up wardrobe space to fill with more shoes.

Dont look at the credit card bills for a few months ... they wont be pretty!

 

[Ch3tan]

Congratulations, you've helped her free up wardrobe space to fill with more shoes.

Dont look at the credit card bills for a few months ... they wont be pretty!

Nope, I've also convinced her she doesn't need more shoes, ensured there is no free wardrobe space and got her to commit cash to savings. I should charge you lot for the knowledge I possess.

 

[leggy]

She's cheating on you with a credit card... you just don't know it yet.

 

[leggy]

Bought my lass an Xbox the other year....

Fuck me, and you're still together?

Give secrets now!

 

[Draylor]

Nope

Ffs, I walked right into that one

 

[DaGaffer]

I ordered this thing today.

It's an ECM Manufacture Mechanika IV "Profi", and it's made of sex.

Must be nice to have the time. Based on the amount of times I used my Espresso machine, this one would cost me about 100 quid a cup...

 

[Trem]

2 DaG's 1 cup

*fap*

 

[Billargh]

Fuck me, and you're still together?

Give secrets now!

Simple, continue to pretend to like shoes!

 

[MYstIC G]

Simple, continue to pretend to like shoes!

This guy gets it!

 

[Scouse]

nice bike! does she know the holiday is drinking up and down alps while she tags along as a solo-female?

I've been cunning. It's more of an extended long weekend over a bank holiday. Booked the friday & tuesday off.

Thursday night we go here and get a blat on the black run done with the lads in tow. Good food at their cafe too. Then we pitch our tents before going here on Friday to do the beast. Friday night some mates with family arrive so Saturday we go trampolining in a slate mine and do the worlds biggest death slide, then get pissed. Sunday beach (probably). Monday a lot of 'em are gonna fuck off - so I'm going back here after 5pm with the lads to better an epic ride I did earlier this year and then Tuesday we'll meander our way back (via here if she'll wear it).

Can I plan or what?

 

[TdC]

Scousebacon, dude, not fooling, and srsly whereas I have a certain amount of technical and for want of a better word on-paper mtb based respect for you re what you have posted in the past, please note that black/double black trails leave really, really small margins for correction and unless your gf is, you know, fairly skilled please note that she may not particularly enjoy such trails. just sayin' mate, don't take the wrong way.

You've not really given a clear picture into her level of skill and/or physical fitness, so as I am just home from workies and I have literally drunk 6 liters of beer with the cow-orkers, I feel a need to state concern on her behalf. you know. for science and stuff.

also, while Rach Ath is basically a female version of Gee/Dan I would happily let her wreck me in every way possible. also just sayin'

 

[TdC]

Must be nice to have the time. Based on the amount of times I used my Espresso machine, this one would cost me about 100 quid a cup...

Gaffbacon, did you just say this? but...but...you are the dude! I...I...don't know what to say

 

[Scouse]

she may not particularly enjoy such trails

She's done all the red stuff, and all the black stuff she can miss out if she wants to. And the bike she's previously done the red stuff on is *awful*. Wrong size, bad brakes, gears, everything.

But yeah, she won't be doing Snowdon and can skip some of the beast and the north shore stuff at llandegla.

But hey, what's life without risk eh? She's got private medical

 

[TdC]

sure chum, I mean I've never met her so on your own head eh hahaha! that said, I would dearly love to do those trails, not kidding. still, I will wait till the fucking plates and bolts are removed from my shoulder...I mean, it's only been what...18 months

 

[DaGaffer]

Gaffbacon, did you just say this? but...but...you are the dude! I...I...don't know what to say

I literally get about five-ten minutes to myself (outside of shit/shave/shower time) before I leave for work in the morning. My espresso machine is just a whole world of fucking about I don't have time for, so the Nespresso machine is the only practical alternative, and even then I keep forgetting to reorder the damn pods. In the end I flogged the espresso machine (it was quite a nice Gaggia machine, think it cost me about £3-400) because it was just gathering dust.

 

[TdC]

you...you...you...I...I...I...

 

[Scouse]

I would dearly love to do those trails, not kidding. still, I will wait till the fucking plates and bolts are removed from my shoulder...I mean, it's only been what...18 months

Hurry the fuck up and get better then cunt. 'dam to East Mids is only an hour's flight.

You'll have to learn to drink real beer tho. None of that fucking oranjeboom shite

 

[TdC]

oh ye gods oranjeboom

 

[Gwadien]

Then you can visit me!

I'd come with you, but my mountain bike is like blown up, and terrible, its a old Saracen bike that weighs more than Scouse's mum.

 

[Fweddy]

You're receiving this email because your Oculus Pre-order is about to ship, and we've charged the remaining balance to the credit card on file.

So excited!

 

[caLLous]

you...you...you...I...I...I...

I bet he drinks instant.

 

[Billargh]

Who cares, coffee tastes like shit anyway.

 

[Rubber Bullets]

At the age of 48 am I wrong to have a secret urge to buy this?

 

[Moriath]

Cool. I always wanted the big millennium falcon. Can never quite justify the money for it though.

That tumbler would be awesome if it came with remote control as well

 

[MYstIC G]

At the age of 48 am I wrong to have a secret urge to buy this?

No. Please note I'm only saying this so that when I get there I can use this as justification for buying my own insane Lego kits.

 

[Trem]

At the age of 48 am I wrong to have a secret urge to buy this?

You are never too old RB, dont you ever say that The age just means you have more money to buy whatever Lego you want

I'm 42 in October and apparently it was embarrassing for Samm last night when she went the chippy because I wanted cheesy chips, she even told the staff there it was for her middle aged husband. She was right though, they made me feel poorly and this morning I can't stop shitting

 

[caLLous]

Dammit @Rubber Bullets, now I'm looking at Lego and wishing I had the time/space to indulge again.

 

[TdC]

if you're over 40 you should build the real thing, not a Lego model