Need her, want her :(

[Sissyfoo]

Ask him if he likes baseball and then take a bat to the back of his head!

The baseball part just makes it that much more classy when you stove his filthy head in.

 

[Delrith]

Kick him in the balls/knee him in the face/wait for him to fall down/stamp on his head/kick his head/walk off laughing in that order btw
Edit: piss on him also pref up his nose

 

[Daws]

I have been with the girl Daws talks about, and she seems very much like the girl you're dealing with......even to the point with Daws licking her and stuff

I think Ashas advice was best, just try and do things that take your mind off of her and just wait for a much better girl to come along when you're older...they do exist when they mature....

This man speaks the truth.

 

[Chilly]

First he is 15 and bragging about a sex life?. Like lol he prob shagged her leg. and 2nd Brynn you shouldnt be telling someone who is 15 to get stoned and drunk. Tbh >;/

TBH, it was me who told him to go get wankered

And its damned sound advice!!

 

[Delrith]

TBH, it was me who told him to go get wankered

And its damned sound advice!!

Tis not sound advice for a 15 year old who hasnt done his exams yet (main gcse ones at least i mean) maybe after that it would be sound advice

 

[Chilly]

Wtf, 100 years ago 10 year olds were earning a livjng, now your not allowed ot get pissed until your 16?

Fuck that, i started destroying my body well before my GCSEs!

And i got better than a C in all of them!

Although thats more credit to how shit the system is tbh, not how smart i am, even tho i am a piece of hot brain!

 

[Apathy]

even tho i am a piece of hot brain!

Only because you have a hot ass and your brain just happens to be down there.

~plies Chilly with alcomahol~

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[Chilly]

Only because you have a hot ass and your brain just happens to be down there.

~plies Chilly with alcomahol~

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No need for the aolcamohol im fairly steamed as it is, only reason my ass is hot atm is cos iv got gas from the massive pasty i ate earlier.

 

[Aoami]

this is more homoerotic than 'Fire station Jizz war IV'

 

[Apathy]

No need for the aolcamohol im fairly steamed as it is, only reason my ass is hot atm is cos iv got gas from the massive pasty i ate earlier.

Come back to Poxford...we can go out and club tweedy hacks down the Union!

Best way to make people cry around here = slag off Boris Johnson.

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[Chilly]

was is in oxford last w/e went to the purple turtle with all the rest of you oxford snobs, was crap!

I dont tend to venture near the unions, mainly cos im not a member...

 

[Apathy]

Awww, I can get you in. I only go to throw rocks at the debates. "This House believes you should EAT THIS ROCK!"

Anyway, since this is all about girls who use MSN or something (I didn't read the thread)...how are the bitches in your life?

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[Coren]

Well even though Chilly was probably drunk when he suggested it, he was actually saying to do something with your friends - the something in his case coincidentally being drinking, no one initially suggested the solution was at the bottom of a bottle though the advice seems to have to evolved into "lose yourself in a drunken, baseball-bat-violence-fuelled pasty-munching man-love-in."

Glad you're feeling better Nug, hey this thread cheered me up too. Maybe eOT is useful after all.

Boris Johnson > all.

 

[Chilly]

Awww, I can get you in. I only go to throw rocks at the debates. "This House believes you should EAT THIS ROCK!"

Anyway, since this is all about girls who use MSN or something (I didn't read the thread)...how are the bitches in your life?

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insane, crazed and not as attractive as the ones on telly

 

[Apathy]

insane, crazed and not as attractive as the ones on telly

I can set you up with my sister once she gets out of rehab, if you like. A fine young man like you may be just what she needs to set her back on the straight and narrow.

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[Chilly]

What kinda rehab are we talking? and is she as er..."interesting" as you?

 

[Apathy]

I dunno. My mother just phoned me up at 2am (as she does) and said "Oh, Michelle is in rehab" then changed the subject to wallpaper.

It's either heroin or sex addiction. God knows which! She's not as smart as me but probably puts out a lot easier. Won't complain about Boris Johnston during humpage, I imagine. She's blonde.

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[Chilly]

Blonde

Puts out

pm me her mobile.

 

[Apathy]

pm me her mobile.

Oddly enough, I don't actually know my own sisters phone number. I could give you my mother's work number and you could get it off her secretary or something. Just put on a ghey voice and say you are me!

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[Chilly]

Hmmm....think il give urmum a miss tonight.

 

[Apathy]

But she's waiting for your call.

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[Chilly]

But she's waiting for your call.

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Not in the mood tonight old chap, urmum is a bit intense for me!

plus i dont have her number.

 

[Ala]

Glad to hear you're feeling a bit better Nugusta...

How are you today??

 

[Nugusta]

Trying to ignore her, but im the bad guy and im the one that ended it etc etc so that I could flirt...Or so everyone seems to be saying.

 

[mts]

better to be hated than forgotten imo ;D

 

[Nugusta]

Telling everyone that all i say is bullshit, when its all on chat logs...But they "dont have theirs" etc...

 

[mts]

just let it go, be the better man. let them chit chat all they want. if someone asks you for the truth tell it to them straight and that they can make of it what they want.

 

[Nugusta]

just let it go, be the better man. let them chit chat all they want. if someone asks you for the truth tell it to them straight and that they can make of it what they want.

Or just send them the chat logs

 

[mts]

Or just send them the chat logs

or that, whatever floats your boat mate ^^

 

[Chilly]

sending chatlogs is silly really, for one thing theres no reason you couldnt just write a fake one and they know that.

Just let em be, if shes talking bollocks about you then fuck her, and fuck her so called buddies.