Mcdonalds
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Wile E. Coyote
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Don't really understand why people keep going to McDonalds. Their burgers (in Norway anyway) are small, sweaty and tasteless. While Burger King has big tasty hamburgers. It's the proof that marketing and commercials will get you a long way in selling crappy products.
Wazzerphuk
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I'd rather starve to death than eat in McDonald's.
The times I have put their "food" into my mouth, I was nearly sick. Every time.
The main reason to avoid McDonald's:
The "beef" is almost all fat. Research into the burgers revealed that they are approximately 90% fat, and lovely old Ronald, knowing that 90% fat content makes the human body eject it (i.e. vomit), decides to make money on selling fat instead of meat. How? By putting in large amount of ANTI-CONVULSIVES, to stop your body doing it's normal job of keeping itself healthy and rejecting shit it can't use.
Eat McDonald's, break your health!
The times I have put their "food" into my mouth, I was nearly sick. Every time.
The main reason to avoid McDonald's:
The "beef" is almost all fat. Research into the burgers revealed that they are approximately 90% fat, and lovely old Ronald, knowing that 90% fat content makes the human body eject it (i.e. vomit), decides to make money on selling fat instead of meat. How? By putting in large amount of ANTI-CONVULSIVES, to stop your body doing it's normal job of keeping itself healthy and rejecting shit it can't use.
Eat McDonald's, break your health!
old.user4556
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I wonder how many of the "fast food is bad for you" crowd smoke and drink.
Wazzerphuk
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leggy said:
Exaggeration maybe, but anti-convulsants are more than present. :s
Wazzerphuk
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leggy said:
How do you know they don't paint the fat with some kind of meat coloured paint?
fatbusinessman
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Big G said:
I think fast food is bad for you. I neither smoke nor drink.
*feels all self-righteous*
Wazzerphuk
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fatbusinessman said:
that may be all well and good, but that hardly makes up for your heroin addiction, does it?
Whipped
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I'd like to recount a story I was told happened to a friend of a friend (Which basically means it is no doubt an urban myth and never happened.)
Anyway, I digress. This person bought a McChicken sandwhich and when she got home decieded it tasted like shit and threw half of it in the bin. The next day she awoke feeling very ill and had a strange rash on her mouth. A trip to the doctors revealed something quite disturbing and she was asked to provide the uneaten half of the burger for tests.
Upon the result of the tests it was found that the mayonase contained not 1, not 2 but 7 seperate traces of male seman.
From this the poor girl had contracted herpes.
As I said, probably an urban myth, but it's made me think twice about eating in the D again.
Anyway, I digress. This person bought a McChicken sandwhich and when she got home decieded it tasted like shit and threw half of it in the bin. The next day she awoke feeling very ill and had a strange rash on her mouth. A trip to the doctors revealed something quite disturbing and she was asked to provide the uneaten half of the burger for tests.
Upon the result of the tests it was found that the mayonase contained not 1, not 2 but 7 seperate traces of male seman.
From this the poor girl had contracted herpes.
As I said, probably an urban myth, but it's made me think twice about eating in the D again.
Hashmonster
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ignorance is bliss
u think mcd's is the only thing people put crap in?
u think mcd's is the only thing people put crap in?
fatbusinessman
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I think crap is the only thing people put in McD's...Hashmonster said:
Deadmanwalking
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I think you should start going to McD's daily from now on FBM.
As you clearly are nowhere near as fat as your name suggests.
As you clearly are nowhere near as fat as your name suggests.
Hashmonster
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Mercenary said:
ADM1N!!!1 BAN! HAX0r!!
KFC owns all, hmmm feeling peckish...
I usually get a bad case of the shits after drinking a McDonald's strawberry milkshake but I'm beginning to think they have some kind of drug in them as my body seems to think that the pleasure of drinking it outweighs what happens afterwards.
