Masterbation!

How Many Times do you wank

  • Low Drive 1-3

    Votes: 40 22.2%
  • Medium Driver 3-5

    Votes: 43 23.9%
  • Wannabe Lover 6-8

    Votes: 34 18.9%
  • Hardcore Sex Driver 8-10

    Votes: 24 13.3%
  • Nimpho Wannabe 11-13

    Votes: 6 3.3%
  • Blistering Cock and you REALLY need a girlfriend 14+

    Votes: 33 18.3%

  • Total voters
    180

Vladamir

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old.Tohtori said:
Wanking. DAoC. I fail to see the difference :D

True true. Both involve rubbing a penis, virtual or otherwise, of some description :p
 

Dorimor1

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Blackjack said:
Haha, sad sad little boy :) get banned already :)

I am awaiting my ban with open arms. So as I will be banned anyway.....

Please cry some more tard, maybe I can own you again some day.
 

Blackjack

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Dorimor1 said:
I am awaiting my ban with open arms. So as I will be banned anyway.....

Please cry some more tard, maybe I can own you again some day.

keep digging that hole little buddy ^^

If you really wish to "own" me so much, we can ask if anyone has the cash to set up a ring or a UFC octagon and fly us both in. Make an event of it :)
but since i doubt any rich people are hanging around FH, just keep making an ass of yourself here :)
 

Dorimor1

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I maybe making an ass out of myself now.

But atleast I will remember ingame (where it really mattered) where I owned your ass 4+ times and you not even touching me.

You will remember being owned by me and the only way you could get back was to attack me on an internet forum.

In that respect my friend, I won.

And that's why I don't care anymore, because I know I have won :)

Now shoo tard, begone.
 

Blackjack

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Dorimor1 said:
I maybe making an ass out of myself now.

But atleast I will remember ingame (where it really mattered) where I owned your ass 4+ times and you not even touching me.

You will remember being owned by me and the only way you could get back was to attack me on an internet forum.

In that respect my friend, I won.

And that's why I don't care anymore, because I know I have won

Now shoo tard, begone.

hahaha :) now, lying isn't going to help you either. You might have gotten the deathblow with full health when your little BD zerg steamrolled over one of my fights with someone else :D Funny how you can't see you haven't won anything :) And if killing pixilated characters in a game is one of your "will remember" moments, you need to get out more :)

You are even copying what i said to you long ago with the "shoo tard"
I think you want to be more like me.. But just lack the personality.
 

DocWolfe

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Dorimor1 said:
I maybe making an ass out of myself now.

But atleast I will remember ingame (where it really mattered) where I owned your ass 4+ times and you not even touching me.

You will remember being owned by me and the only way you could get back was to attack me on an internet forum.

In that respect my friend, I won.

And that's why I don't care anymore, because I know I have won :)

Now shoo tard, begone.

Tell someone to die in real life to guarentee that ban.
 

Gamah

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Ingame is where it really matters! Thid is where it really matters xD
 

Rub

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Gamah said:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Ingame is where it really matters! Thid is where it really matters xD
ofc thid is live, thid is wanking thats why were talking about thid in this thread ^^
 

Eeben

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Dorimor1 Dorimor1 is offline
Banned from FreddysHouse!
Rank: Lower than pondlife


Been waiting for this allday :D
 

Gamah

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Eeben said:
Dorimor1 Dorimor1 is offline
Banned from FreddysHouse!
Rank: Lower than pondlife


Been waiting for this allday :D

Seemed my poll worked xD
 

Blackjack

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Lamp said:
masturbation is old

Wonder who was the first man to ever masturbate. Maybe some caveman sitting all alone in his cave thinking "ffs, where is all the fit cavebirds?! only whales around to club and abuse at the moment. Of course!! why haven't anyone thought of this before? I can just imitate the motion of fucking by using my hand as her hole! brilliant!"
 

Rub

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Blackjack said:
Wonder who was the first man to ever masturbate. Maybe some caveman sitting all alone in his cave thinking "ffs, where is all the fit cavebirds?! only whales around to club and abuse at the moment. Of course!! why haven't anyone thought of this before? I can just imitate the motion of fucking by using my hand as her hole! brilliant!"
lol
 

Lamp

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Wanking goes back to the dawn of civilization. Judging by his forehead so does he

(Fawlty Towers fans will get it)
 

liloe

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Blackjack said:
Wonder who was the first man to ever masturbate. Maybe some caveman sitting all alone in his cave thinking "ffs, where is all the fit cavebirds?! only whales around to club and abuse at the moment. Of course!! why haven't anyone thought of this before? I can just imitate the motion of fucking by using my hand as her hole! brilliant!"

The first written case of someone wanking I know is in the bible, a man called Onan
 

DavidH

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liloe said:
The first written case of someone wanking I know is in the bible, a man called Onan
Indeed. He spilled his semen!
In fact, God killed him for doing so. :)
 

liloe

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Blackjack said:
I'm a dead man

Well it's the following. Back in that time you had to have children to work for you when you were old and couldn't live on your own. Now if you were a widow and had no children, some other member (husband of sister or so? not 100% sure and cba to read it up right now) had to make you a baby to care for you.

Onan didn't stand up to this duty and instead masturbated.

I don't give 100% guarantee on this, only 95% cause I cba to look it up, as I said =)
 

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