Limericks

[Johnny Bravo]

EEK

Ok Heres a Johnny Special

There was a young vampire called Mable
Whose periods were always quite stable
At every full moon
She took out a spoon
and drank herself under the table

 

[Wij]

 

[Testin da Cable]

uke:

 

[Wij]

:merlin:

 

[Johnny Bravo]

And another

There was a young man from pitlocherie
making love to his girl in a rockery
she said "look you've cum"
"all over my bum"
"This isn't a shag its a mockery"

 

[Wij]

:viking:

 

[Summo]

Viking Dirty Sanchez?

 

[granny]

There once was a company called GAME....

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Who were searching for internet fame

 

[Lester]

But Barry and Ted...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...were caught in bed...

 

[Lester]

Now they'll never be listed on AIM?

 

[Testin da Cable]

sw33tB4rrY_16 & T3D_b|gc0cKk|ll4h

 

[Lester]

there was a young poster called frizz....

 

[Testin da Cable]

who's sexual escapades caused a terrible tizz...

 

[Lester]

with monkeys and goats

 

[Testin da Cable]

and carnaval floats...

 

[mank!]

I hate TDC

 

[Lester]

Cable set him up in the porn bizz

 

[Testin da Cable]

I like the porn one better. sorry mank, but no worries...I'm not any good at this either

 

[mank!]

Aha, lester's turn now!

 

[granny]

Originally posted by mank!
Aha, lester's turn now!

God help us all

 

[~YuckFou~]

I'm amazed that this has stayed on topic.
Good quality stuff though, Mrs Yuck thought our limerick was mildly amusing

 

[mank!]

Come on Lester, bring the FUN!

 

[Lester]

You asked for it....


There was young fellow called mank........




(you all have such interesting rhyming possibilities)

 

[Testin da Cable]

who was playing the awful prank

 

[Lester]

of tying both his bollocks
to a rowing boat's rowlocks,
now he travel four miles with one wank



sorry greedy

 

[Lester]

There was an old timer called Granny....



(another inviting name)

 

[Sir Frizz]

Who made a passing resemblance for a tranny

 

[Munkey-]

one day out in brighton