Limericks

[S-Gray]

To pull off the Rhymes.....

 

[Moving Target]

But he did the arse anyway.

 

[Testin da Cable]

there was a young bloke called MT
who's arse was perpetually empty
by day posting BS
by night playing CS
till he finally got spit-roasted by TeeDee






poor, I know

 

[Munkey-]

there was a young sapian called munkey,
who could dance all wierd and funky.
Dancing with his twin
He got caught in a spin
And covered his mum in spunky

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
who's arse was perpetually empty

Yeh, your begging didn't work biatch.

And CS isn't even on my hard-drive

 

[Testin da Cable]

you're just in denial

 

[(Shovel)]

Here lives a young lad called Wazz...

 

[Moving Target]

Who is a complete spaz...

 

[(Shovel)]

He danced in the street

 

[Testin da Cable]

and pulled out his meat

 

[(Shovel)]

And got nicked by a plodder called Gaz

 

[FatBusinessman]

There once was a board full of geeks...

 

[Kippa.]

who made limericks about freaks....

 

[FatBusinessman]

But Wij had to spoil it...

 

[Kippa.]

by clogging the toilet...

 

[FatBusinessman]

With his C0X0R!!!!111111


(Sorry, didn't rhyme, but bollox to it )

 

[caLLous]

My god that bloke's arsehole reeks.

 

[Testin da Cable]

there once was a young lad called cally
who did business in a dark alley
chased by the reds,
fingered by the feds,
he cried "I'm interested in all things fecally!!"



gosh I'm shite at this stuff edit: even editing doesn't help :/

 

[Lester]

There was a badger lover called Throddy....

 

[granny]

Who's poetry was incredibly shoddy,

 

[Wij]

But his wanking was fast,

 

[(Shovel)]

It just didn't last...

 

[Testin da Cable]

as he spunked on about everybody!!

 

[Wij]

There was a young man called figpucker,

 

[Testin da Cable]

who's job was being a trucker

 

[Testin da Cable]

he found a nice lass

 

[Testin da Cable]

and pulled her with a pass

 

[Johnny Bravo]

But she was really a man, the poor sucker

 

[Testin da Cable]

 

[Lester]

omfg johnny, i was gonna post exactly that!!