Limericks

[Wilier]

there once was a fat-business-man,

 

[mank!]

who went to space in a tin can

 

[granny]

Originally posted by oldlester
CAP'N!! She cannae taek nae moor!!

Get out of my cabin Scotty, I know what I'm doing!!1

 

[granny]

Originally posted by mank!
who went to space in a tin can

He tried for re-entry,

 

[leggy]

So he lowered it in gently

 

[Munkey-]

only to crash land in oman

 

[Lester]

There was a cs player called ECA....

 

[granny]

Who's hair looked like that of Marge Bouvier

 

[Johnny Bravo]

And the things that he promised
To Be Fucking Honest

 

[mank!]

Resulted in him becoming quite gay

:?

 

[Sir Frizz]

Were as concrete as air?

:/

edit:// damn you mank!

:/

 

[Testin da Cable]

there once was a slow poster called frizz

 

[mank!]

Who fingered a girl called Liz

 

[~Lazarus~]

he had a long digit

 

[Johnny Bravo]

that caused girls to fidget

 

[~YuckFou~]

So instead of her ass he used his.

 

[Testin da Cable]

ooh low blow!

 

[Sir Frizz]

Fiends! The lot o' ya's!

There once was a fiend called Yuck..

 

[mank!]

Who was very out of luck

 

[~YuckFou~]

Oi! I've already been the victim once

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by mank!
Who was very out of luck

the doctor said "sorry"

 

[mank!]

So he threw himself in front of a lorry

 

[Sir Frizz]

As he found out he could no longer fuck!

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by the-frizz
As he found out he could no longer fuck!

*slits wrist in shocker forum suicide, proving that the internet is really really bad*

:moon:

 

[Testin da Cable]

there was a forum suicide called Yuck
who did it cos he no longer could fuck
his wife was quite sorry
the undertaker didn't worry
deep in the ground was where he was stuck!

 

[~YuckFou~]

J0o00 1155 4ll cunt00rz5



Thx

 

[~Lazarus~]

there was an old minger call yuck
who couldnt believe his luck
his tadger was red
hed ended up dead
but noone here gave a f*ck






apart from me :0

 

[~YuckFou~]

I can't think of a response right now, but if I do I'll get back to you.


*quickly tries to complete sales forecast before boss calls again*

 

[Testin da Cable]

poor yuck was under fire from his boss
he daren't say he couldn't give a toss
the man kept on calling
far behind yuck was falling
this sales forecast is a total loss!

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
poor yuck was under fire from his boss
he daren't say he couldn't give a toss
the man kept on calling
far behind yuck was falling
this sales forecast is a total loss!

Funny tbh