Limericks

[granny]

He was found by a sailor,

 

[Lester]

and a gentelman's tailor

 

[whipped]

and ended up with a pain in the asshole

 

[Lester]

There was a co-founder called Barry....




*hides*

 

[whipped]

who had a small gunnie-pig called Larry

 

[Testin da Cable]

who lived in a hole...

 

[~YuckFou~]

just south of the north pole

 

[Johnny Bravo]

The only place they could legally marry.

 

[whipped]

These are too good. I'm going to have to collect them all and post em on some webspace somewhere. I may even recite them and make some MP3s

 

[Wij]

There once was a friendly young orange,

 

[Lester]

There was a young guy called wij....

 

[Wij]

lose

 

[Testin da Cable]

...who had pods the size of a fridge...

 

[Lester]

but when asked to perform....

 

[Testin da Cable]

...the ladies were not impressed...



no, wait that should rhyme somehow...

 

[Lester]

with his widge the size of a midge

 

[Wij]

He made TdC's ears warm,

 

[Testin da Cable]

bad form, bad form!!1

 

[Lester]

There was an old man called Yuck....





*ahem*

 

[leggy]

Who's wife got covered in muck

 

[~Lazarus~]

he got such a boner

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Seeing his wife covered in toner

 

[Gumbo]

edit : bah too slow.

 

[Lester]

but in the cat it was stuck

 

[~YuckFou~]

lol


I'll show Mrs Yuck when she gets in

 

[Wij]

Don't forget the pix too like you promised ok ?

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Wij
Don't forget the pix too like you promised ok ?

:moon:

 

[Lester]

There was a young vicar called Will......

 

[Wij]

Whose arse oldlester would fill,

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Though he struggled some times