Crap Last night

[Bahumat]

Yesterday I went down the pub with work friends and drank all manner of things. One in particular was a shot of something green (looked like fairy liquid!) topped with Baileys. It tasted awesome, but I drank far too much, then threw up on the train home, also had to have a poo in the train toilets lol.

Got in a taxi, was sick again, but luckily the guy saw my sorry state and had time to stop the taxi and let me out so I did not ruin his car lol. Super happy as it would have been a £60 fine for being sick in the car!

Oh and I said to my mates I would snort a line of tomato ketchup for £20. They never paid up after I did it :-(

The only thing I missed was a drunken post on here hehe!

Oddly I feel fine this morning

 

[kiliarien]

Hehe sounds like a landmark night. It would have been a totally shite one had you felt crap this morning! I wonder whether the green stuff was a concoction called 'Gorilla Snot' - vodka, lime cordial and baileys, they congeal together and it can be quite chewy; haven't had it since my Uni days.

Pooing on trains and snorting kecthup. Both hardcore

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Always best to vomit while still out drinking before your body breaks down the alcohol in the stomach. Never works for me though, can drink like a horse and never sick, it's only the next day i'm sick every 20minutes for 12hours

Was prob apple schnapps topped with baileys? My favorite shot is goldschlager, and schlager mixed with jagermeister. Can't get any goldschlager here flaming B52's are cool though too.

 

[Chilly]

probably creme de menthe and baileys, or possibly midori

 

[Laddey]

You had a shit on the train toilets haha. When you gotta go...you gotta go!


Does it just flush straight onto the track or into a tank or what?

 

[Marc]

Bet your mates they cant drink a shot and mixer from the bar, of your choice. When they try and act macho and declare it will be easy, get a shot of baileys and some lime cordial. Mix them together in a glass and see if they can drink it. It is disgusting and I dont know of anyone who has managed to drink it.

 

[Aoami]

You had a shit on the train toilets haha. When you gotta go...you gotta go!


Does it just flush straight onto the track or into a tank or what?

straight on to your mums tits

 

[Everz]

Have to try that, haven't met a thing I haven't managed to drink, my record?

A carling with party rings, onion rings, beer mat, couple random bits of peoples drink chucked in .. may have had a fag end in also. Taste/texture/look doesn't bother me in the slightest.. irony that was the night I pulled my gf haha.

 

[kiliarien]

Bet your mates they cant drink a shot and mixer from the bar, of your choice. When they try and act macho and declare it will be easy, get a shot of baileys and some lime cordial. Mix them together in a glass and see if they can drink it. It is disgusting and I dont know of anyone who has managed to drink it.

:lol: too late on that suggestion.

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Have to try that, haven't met a thing I haven't managed to drink, my record?

A carling with party rings, onion rings, beer mat, couple random bits of peoples drink chucked in .. may have had a fag end in also. Taste/texture/look doesn't bother me in the slightest.. irony that was the night I pulled my gf haha.

Why would you do that lol? Doesn't matter how drunk I am, I'm not gonna drink / eat beer mats, plastic and other things that I can't digest.

My old dog wouldn't even eat that shit ...

 

[Everz]

Why would you do that lol? Doesn't matter how drunk I am, I'm not gonna drink / eat beer mats, plastic and other things that I can't digest.

My old dog wouldn't even eat that shit ...

Party trick I guess. Not phased by such, it's all in the mind .

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Party trick I guess. Not phased by such, it's all in the mind .

Condom snorted up the nose and pulled through the mouth is a party trick. Eating beer mats and other non food objects is just retarded

 

[Billargh]

Epic night playing Ring of Fire eh Everz? I fucking hate that game, no matter what the sickdrink™ in the middle is, it always ends up a shit brown colour!

 

[Gwadien]

Bumhat got pwnd

 

[fettoken]

So. All in all a great evening?!

 

[Marc]

Have to try that, haven't met a thing I haven't managed to drink, my record?

Try it. Its fooking minging. Its not called a cheesy dick for nothing. The baileys curdles and its the most fowl thing you will taste.

 

[Fafnir]

Bet your mates they cant drink a shot and mixer from the bar, of your choice. When they try and act macho and declare it will be easy, get a shot of baileys and some lime cordial. Mix them together in a glass and see if they can drink it. It is disgusting and I dont know of anyone who has managed to drink it.

4cl vodka, 4cl tabascco, 1 egg yolk..

 

[Bahumat]

haha yeh was a great evening. They would not tell us what was in it, but said it definately was not apple sour or some shit like that.

I have been fine all day, but had to rush to the toilet just now lol.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Absinthe perhaps?

Anyway, well don

 

[Everz]

Epic night playing Ring of Fire eh Everz? I fucking hate that game, no matter what the sickdrink™ in the middle is, it always ends up a shit brown colour!

Indeed mate, topped off by some **** who made a rule that it had to be done through a sock. Going out without socks is an experience lol.

 

[Scouse]

They never paid up after I did it :-(

 

[Wij]

Bet your mates they cant drink a shot and mixer from the bar, of your choice. When they try and act macho and declare it will be easy, get a shot of baileys and some lime cordial. Mix them together in a glass and see if they can drink it. It is disgusting and I dont know of anyone who has managed to drink it.

We called them breeze blocks at uni and did them quite often. No probs.

 

[Jimmy]

sounds a great night

iv had a taxi driver who has seen me in a bad state and pulled over for me signs of a good night

 

[old.Tohtori]

Indeed. We can agree with Scouse on some(few...rare...one?) etiquettes and this must be one of them.