Joke of the day

[Scooba da Bass]

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped off a bridge?

Spoiler

She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

 

[dysfunction]

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped off a bridge?

Spoiler

She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

What are you on?

 

[Louster]

What are you on?

He's on a roll!!!!

 

[Clown]

Plz keep 2 the topik

 

[Butchy Tongington]

Two Prostitutes In the street,
One says to the other
"have you ever been picked up by the fuzz"
and the other says
"no but you can swing me round by the tits for a fiver"

Spoiler

the prostitute was really your mother

 

[Clown]

What happened?

 

[bigfoot]

They are acting like children, so they will be treated as such.

 

[Clown]

I thought jokes were for everyone

 

[Sharma]

Scooba and Butchy were really not posting jokes, i would think the more appropriate name for the posts is "Sadistic statements".

 

[Louster]

They were banned for telling the only funny jokes in this thread? Or they were banned for "abusing the spoiler tags"? Either way it's hilarious and depressing at the same time.

 

[Clown]

A woman is shot in the tit 3 times

Sadistic.

Two Prostitutes In the street,
One says to the other
"have you ever been picked up by the fuzz"
and the other says
"no but you can swing me round by the tits for a fiver"

Spoiler

the prostitute was really your mother

Funny.

 

[Dr Jones]

and not particularly sadistic.... infact on a scale of 1 to sadistic its probably a carebear.

also jokes about bees are few and far beetween. recognise, reflect and let the love in.

 

[Loxleyhood]

What's so great about sex with twenty-eight year olds?

Spoiler

There's twenty of them.

 

[dysfunction]

They were banned for telling the only funny jokes in this thread?

So you think a blonde jumping off a bridge cos she is depressed is funny?

 

[Astfgl]

What's so great about sex with twenty-eight year olds?

Spoiler

There's twenty of them.

Damn sick, but I do have to admit to laughing really loud to that.

I'm twisted.

 

[Gombur Glodson]

Sick

Dys' jokes were fun though.

 

[Loxleyhood]

What do Santa and Michael Jackson have in common?

Spoiler

They both go into little boys' rooms and leave with empty sacks.

 

[SparKeh]

What’s brown and looks through your window?

A nosey shite

 

[Dr Jones]

What do Santa and Michael Jackson have in common?

Spoiler

They both go into little boys' rooms and leave with empty sacks.

Uh-Oh spoiler tags and sick jokes... I feel a banning coming on.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Personally I feel mine are less sick than the nosey shite one.

 

[Dr Jones]

Personally I feel mine are less sick than the nosey shite one.

Oh yeah coz peadophiles are much a nicer subject than suicide...erm I was going to say victims but I guess that isn't the word, suicide people?

 

[Loxleyhood]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

Because political correctness prevented him from making jokes that were actually funny.

 

[Munkey]

do you enjoy trolling, dr jones? that would certainly be the case from what i've seen from the majority of your posts.

Anyway, another joke: Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was made out of potatoes

 

[Dr Jones]

do you enjoy trolling, dr jones? that would certainly be the case from what i've seen from the majority of your posts.

Anyway, another joke: Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was made out of potatoes

yeah why point out my downfalls when I can point out other peoples, don't worry I'll get bored of you all in a couple minutes.

 

[Munkey]

Ah. i sense a bit of resentment.

 

[Louster]

So you think a blonde jumping off a bridge cos she is depressed is funny?

In the case of that joke, yep.

 

[dysfunction]

In the case of that joke, yep.

I bet if you went up to anyonee and told them a blonde comitted suicide cos she was depressed they wouldnt laugh.

And you started laughing after you told it they would think you were insane.

 

[Nibbler]

I bet if you went up to anyonee and told them a blonde comitted suicide cos she was depressed they wouldnt laugh.

Yeah, that's just cos you don't know how to tell 'em

Scoobas jokes in this thread have been hilarious. *applauds*

 

[Clown]

I bet if you went up to anyonee and told them a blonde comitted suicide cos she was depressed they wouldnt laugh.

And you started laughing after you told it they would think you were insane.

I bet if you went up to anyone, and started telling them your dog/cat diary thing...

Spoiler

They would walk away.

 

[Insane]

I bet if you went up to anyonee and told them a blonde comitted suicide cos she was depressed they wouldnt laugh.

And you started laughing after you told it they would think you were insane.

oyh!