Job titles

[Gengi]

Currently I am a DPO (Dynamic Positioning Operator). I basically watch the computers that tell the thrusters where to point and how much force to apply to keep the rig over a certain point on the sea bed 1115 m below us.
On my way to this illustrious job, I was a Roustabout,(labourer on an Oil Rig), Watchstander (ballast control, mooring, record keeping), Assisstant Barge Engineer (boss of Watchstanders and Roustabouts) and sometime stand in Barge Engineer (secondish, depending on circumstances, in command of the Rig)


Later

 

[Paradroid]

i have a test on eng maths on tues = have to be able to do the La Place transform of F(t) = e^t sin(2t). Should be funny if i can do it

Oh technically im a Electrical and Electronic Engineer with Communications Undergraduate

Aka Dosser

Whoa, you're me 10 years ago matey peep!

Graduated with BEng Electronic/Electrical Engineering in '94, last stuff I was working on was a microwave antenna (for missile guidance systems).

: )

Currently, Training & Development Manager for Government Department...go figure...(though probably safer in the long run)...

 

[old.Osy]

Technical Support.

anything from software to hardware issues.

 

[Jupitus]

European Customer Support Manager



a.k.a



Bullshitter Supreme

 

[Insane]

European Customer Support Manager



a.k.a



Bullshitter Supreme

well suited for a mod then use your powers of "perswasion" to make them listen.

aka

 

[yaruar]

Current job title I inherited from my predecessor

IT operations manager.

Will probably change it at some point, probably to Network Manager as I don't actually manage any people at the moment.

Best job title ever was Chatline Monitor when I worked in the premium phone number business. 8 pounds an hour working nights watching porn (1) and listening to people have bad phone sex. Was a barrel of laughs. Also got to operate the night vision security cameras and had great fun training the laser sights on people in back alleys taking drugs, having a piss or a quick fumble!

1 - was part of the official job... we had to keep an eye on the adverts we were putting out.

 

[SawTooTH]

Staff Investigator - I don't look at Staff.

 

[L_Plates]

Web Strategy Manager / Online Marketing Director / Web Director / Online Editor / Magazine Associate Editor

...depending on what job I'm doing at the time and who I'm emailing

aka - Web Ninja

lol liked the end bit, you brainy twat.

 

[Doomy]

Currently I am a DPO (Dynamic Positioning Operator). I basically watch the computers that tell the thrusters where to point and how much force to apply to keep the rig over a certain point on the sea bed 1115 m below us.
On my way to this illustrious job, I was a Roustabout,(labourer on an Oil Rig), Watchstander (ballast control, mooring, record keeping), Assisstant Barge Engineer (boss of Watchstanders and Roustabouts) and sometime stand in Barge Engineer (secondish, depending on circumstances, in command of the Rig)


Later

Need an offshore welder? Im up for 6 mnths on, 6mnths off for £40k a year minimum but youd have to pay me health insurance (which i believe raises rather high in that line of work).

 

[Kryten]

Meh 9 to 5 is "Administrative Assistant" or "Network Manager" depending to whom I'm speaking. "Dogsbody" to everyone else.

Otherwise, i'm Managing Consultant at the weekends. I'm also then called Sandra

 

[RandomBastard]

Meh 9 to 5 is "Administrative Assistant" or "Network Manager" depending to whom I'm speaking. "Dogsbody" to everyone else.

Otherwise, i'm Managing Consultant at the weekends. I'm also then called Sandra

Hi Sandra

 

[L_Plates]

I'm also then called Sandra

*RUNS*

 

[TdC]

technical infrastructure developer B


I don't rightly know what it means tbh, and the name tends to change every 6 months or so.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Quality Assurance: Games Tester.

Has a ring to it.

 

[DaGen]

Intelligent Network Specialist

 

[Deady]

I used to be an Assistant Technical Specialist at my county's council.

Pay was low but the reigns were pretty loose. If it wasnt such as easy life most said they wouldnt stay there for the wage they got.

 

[dr_jo]

Customer Services Telephone Operative and Admin Assistant.

aka Call centre monkey.

 

[Shovel]

State Sponger.

We're running out of ways to say "Student" aren't we?

 

[Jas]

Job 1 : Technical Director
Job 2 : Programmer/Analyst