Job titles

[Whipped]

Senior Computing Officer.
Shit title really, should just be Senior Tech Support.

 

[Jonaldo]

Fluffer

 

[Cdr]

Well, if all goes to plan, my job title will be Royal Air Force Intelligence Officer.

Or 'PAPER Pusher' as DMW refers to it as.

 

[Deadmanwalking]

PAPER PUSHER!

Same goes for me. If all goes to plan, Officer, Royal Marines.

 

[Rubric]

I have been.

Y.T.S.
Invoice Processor
Sales Ledger Clerk
Accounts Controller
International Accounts Controller
Team Leader International Remittance Processing
Edifact Manager
International Credit Assessor & Edifact Manager
Credit Assessor.

They were all as shite as they sound and i hated them all.

 

[Xtro]

Royal Air Force Intelligence

Quite an oxymoron there.

 

[Scooba da Bass]

(assistant) Sound Engineer/Guitar Tech/Drum Tech/Session Musician

Depending on who is paying my wages this week.

 

[old.user4556]

I work for an American based company therefore we have "ranks".

Mine is Assistant Vice-President (AVP).

Impressive until you realise there are thousands of AVPs

<tangent>

You don't work for Credit Suisse do you ?...

</tangent>

My title is simply "developer".

I've seen some really contrived IT titles in the past.

G

 

[Sharma]

Quite an oxymoron there.

Renaissance man: Military intelligence.

Anyways i think mines just Customer support or something, i think thats what was on my details or something.

Safeway rocks.

 

[Doomy]

Burger Flipper.























Okay im a TIG Welding Supervisor in a factory. Sometimes i aspire to the above position tho

 

[echo]

Warehouse Manager in a Currys Superstore... Not very glamorous at all..

 

[mank!]

Warehouse Manager in a Currys Superstore... Not very glamorous at all..

Yeah but you're a manager!

I'm a volunteer. I work for cancer research UK

 

[dysfunction]

Yeah but you're a manager!

I'm a volunteer. I work for cancer research UK

Do you get to feel for breast cancer?

 

[tRoG]

Technical Operator, at the moment.

Basicly, I fire and control rockets/missiles for 50 miles or so, until they reach another point, where they are taken over by another branch of our company.

But I used to have the grandiose title of Fisherman. Fwoah!

 

[mank!]

Do you get to feel for breast cancer?

Not in the charity shops, no...

 

[echo]

Yeah but you're a manager!

I'm a volunteer. I work for cancer research UK

You still have your dignity I, however, have a just-above-minimum-wage job and no soul.

 

[Summo]

I want a job for the council, do fa and get paid loads then.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man, stop living in the 1960s.

 

[mank!]

You still have your dignity I, however, have a just-above-minimum-wage job and no soul.

I'll second the no soul bit, you slave to Curry's! However, you still earn more than the measly £40 I get from the college each week that I haven't been paid for the past 6 weeks :|

 

[Sar]

You still have your dignity I, however, have a just-above-minimum-wage job and no soul.

Cheer up echo - I was in the same position last year: Retail Assistant in a GAME shop, earning about £4.25 an hour, doing about 25 hrs per week. It was shit money, and the manageress was a bitch.

Great discounts though (30% off games, 25% off peripherals and 10% on hardware).

 

[Sar]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man, stop living in the 1960s.

Somebody tell the full time employees of Belfast City Council to stop living in the '60s then...

 

[Sharma]

Cheer up echo - I was in the same position last year: Retail Assistant in a GAME shop, earning about £4.25 an hour, doing about 25 hrs per week. It was shit money, and the manageress was a bitch.

Great discounts though (30% off games, 25% off peripherals and 10% on hardware).

Meh, i was thinking about applying to game in m'bro for a gap year when i leave college since the games discount, plus its really the only decent games shop in Middlesbrough next to Chips so....

 

[Sar]

Barely above minimum wage Sharma, so don't expect to have loads to spend on discounted games...

Plus the hours are all over the place during normal retail hours - can be in at 8:30 am one morning, then start at 5pm the next and work to 10pm, or later depending on the area.

 

[echo]

Cheer up echo - I was in the same position last year: Retail Assistant in a GAME shop, earning about £4.25 an hour, doing about 25 hrs per week. It was shit money, and the manageress was a bitch.

Great discounts though (30% off games, 25% off peripherals and 10% on hardware).

Ahh well I earn slightly more than GAME wages it seems, plus I'm off to Uni to be a student-dosser-scum in September, so I can get a real job after that, maybe!

 

[Quige]

Currently I'm a senior server technician, which is a bit of a plain job title. And makes me feel even older than I already am

Before that I was an infrastructure support officer, which felt a bit more exotic.

Both essentially the same job, the current title being one reorganisation later.

 

[Tilda]

Senior tutoring recipient..

Spoiler

Student

 

[gmloki]

2 titles for Ash.

In the Day-Telephone Account Manager (propbably theeeeeeee most boring job on the planet and with theeeeeee most borking customers)

At Night-Managing Director of my own IT Business.

Hopefully I will be ditching the former this year

 

[Steiny]

The sweetest, and most tiring job title in the world - Founder

That's of www.mySociety.org </pimp> by the way

 

[Loxleyhood]

I'm a student and a tutor.

 

[Maljonic]

support worker

 

[djpringle]

I'm a sort of training advisor at the moment but promotion beckons so it'll be Operations Supervisor in February'ish