Job titles

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by SAS, Jan 15, 2004.

  1. SAS

    SAS Can't get enough of FH

    Mine is MDEC Keyer / reserve manager

    It's amazing the titles out there that make a job sound better that what it is like...

    (old) dinner lady, (new) meal time assistant.

    So what's your job title? :)
  2. Will

    Will /bin/su Staff member Moderator

    Customer Service Representative...too many syllables.

    Looking forwards to my new job. Hurry up TdC. :p
  3. Dweller

    Dweller Fledgling Freddie

    Mine's very longwinded: Enterprise Management Support & Operations Specialist.

    Or more sipmly, I look after part of the companies monitoring software.
  4. ]SK[

    ]SK[ One of Freddy's beloved

    TBH I dont know what mine is, supposed to be Technial Manager, ill call myself that when I stop going out fixing shit problems with Outlook Express and the pay is right.
  5. raw

    raw Can't get enough of FH

    Network Support Technician

    I basically do 2nd and 3rd Line support :)
  6. kanonfodda

    kanonfodda Fledgling Freddie

    Application Support Technician

    I sit at my desk, writing my own websites and surfing forums, with the occasional call to fix someone application.
  7. babs

    babs Can't get enough of FH

    The (soon to be changed cos I want more money) Customer Service and Sales Support Assistant.

    Basically it means they can pay me the least they can get away with while making me do the most I can.
  8. ]SK[

    ]SK[ One of Freddy's beloved

    I want a job for the council, do fa and get paid loads then.
  9. Doh_boy

    Doh_boy Resident Freddy

    IT Support. :)
  10. BinGOs

    BinGOs Fledgling Freddie

    Lies :p

    Systems Support Analyst btw :flame:
  11. Sar

    Sar Resident Freddy

    Clerk WPO (Word Processing Operative).

    I do shitloads actually - I'm a conscientious worker, although you are right, quite a number of Council workers basically don't give a shit and skive constantly. Which is one of the reasons I have plenty of work to do...

  12. throdgrain

    throdgrain FH is my second home

    General Manager.

    Boring huh :)
  13. mr.Blacky

    mr.Blacky Can't get enough of FH

    Manager in a store.
  14. kanonfodda

    kanonfodda Fledgling Freddie

    I know what you mean, I do all my work, there just isn't that much of it at the moment :S

    Makes for a very boring day. I should be starting a new project in the not too distant future, which will chew up all of my time no problem though :D
  15. MYstIC G

    MYstIC G Official Licensed Lump of Coalâ„¢ Distributor Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Whatever I want it to be cos I've got the original template business cards :)
  16. Lazarus

    Lazarus Part of the furniture

    Enterprise Systems Group, Systems Solution Analyst
  17. xane

    xane Fledgling Freddie

    I work for an American based company therefore we have "ranks".

    Mine is Assistant Vice-President (AVP).

    Impressive until you realise there are thousands of AVPs :)
  18. Xtro

    Xtro One of Freddy's beloved

    Manager of Localisation and Linguistics Dept
  19. Insane

    Insane Wait... whatwhat?

    i dont have an exact job title :(

    it should be Systems support Analyst but im also managing system backups and restores, user roll-out, and the helpdesk :eek6:
  20. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    Research Scientist (the truth)

    I'm off to solve some fourier transformations and third order differential equations. (the lies)
  21. SoWat

    SoWat Loyal Freddie

    Another boring title...

    Sytems Analyst

    ...great scope for loafing though :)
  22. sibanac

    sibanac Fledgling Freddie

    Unix system engineer

    Tho the actual job would be system admin.
  23. Reverend Flatus

    Reverend Flatus Fledgling Freddie

    Technical director.
  24. Kaitlyn

    Kaitlyn One of Freddy's beloved

    Research assistant...I want something cool though, like Tyrannical Goddess Of All She Surveys..when I own my own business I'm going to have that on my door. :cool:
  25. Panda On Smack

    Panda On Smack Can't get enough of FH

    would that be on your kitchen door next to the 'Do no disturb' sign?
  26. Lazarus

    Lazarus Part of the furniture

    You could shorten it to "Bitch" ;) :)
  27. Brynn

    Brynn Can't get enough of FH

    You kidding :( Im doing fourier series and third order differencial equations at uni. I was hoping i didn't need them in the real work, thats crap :p

    p.s know anything about La Place Transform?
  28. .Wilier.

    .Wilier. One of Freddy's beloved

    Area Maint Technician (Mechanical)
    Division A (Coking)

  29. Elcain

    Elcain Fledgling Freddie

    my title is Lazy/fuck
  30. Jonny_Darko

    Jonny_Darko Fledgling Freddie

    Commercial Content Manager.

    Changed from simply Content Manager when it became apparent I wasn't very content at all.

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