Job titles

Mine's very longwinded: Enterprise Management Support & Operations Specialist.

Or more sipmly, I look after part of the companies monitoring software.

 

TBH I dont know what mine is, supposed to be Technial Manager, ill call myself that when I stop going out fixing shit problems with Outlook Express and the pay is right.

 

Network Support Technician

I basically do 2nd and 3rd Line support

 

Application Support Technician

I sit at my desk, writing my own websites and surfing forums, with the occasional call to fix someone application.

 

The (soon to be changed cos I want more money) Customer Service and Sales Support Assistant.

Basically it means they can pay me the least they can get away with while making me do the most I can.

 

I want a job for the council, do fa and get paid loads then.

 

IT Support.

 

Lies

Systems Support Analyst btw

 

Clerk WPO (Word Processing Operative).

I do shitloads actually - I'm a conscientious worker, although you are right, quite a number of Council workers basically don't give a shit and skive constantly. Which is one of the reasons I have plenty of work to do...

:/

 

General Manager.

Boring huh

 

Manager in a store.

 

I know what you mean, I do all my work, there just isn't that much of it at the moment :S

Makes for a very boring day. I should be starting a new project in the not too distant future, which will chew up all of my time no problem though

 

Enterprise Systems Group, Systems Solution Analyst

 

I work for an American based company therefore we have "ranks".

Mine is Assistant Vice-President (AVP).

Impressive until you realise there are thousands of AVPs

 

Manager of Localisation and Linguistics Dept

 

i dont have an exact job title

it should be Systems support Analyst but im also managing system backups and restores, user roll-out, and the helpdesk

 

Research Scientist (the truth)

I'm off to solve some fourier transformations and third order differential equations. (the lies)

 

Another boring title...

Sytems Analyst


...great scope for loafing though

 

Unix system engineer


Tho the actual job would be system admin.

 

Technical director.

 

Research assistant...I want something cool though, like Tyrannical Goddess Of All She Surveys..when I own my own business I'm going to have that on my door.

 

would that be on your kitchen door next to the 'Do no disturb' sign?

 

You could shorten it to "Bitch"

 

You kidding Im doing fourier series and third order differencial equations at uni. I was hoping i didn't need them in the real work, thats crap


p.s know anything about La Place Transform?

 

Area Maint Technician (Mechanical)
Division A (Coking)

Dullsville.

 

my title is Lazy/fuck

 

Commercial Content Manager.

Changed from simply Content Manager when it became apparent I wasn't very content at all.