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SAS

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Mine is MDEC Keyer / reserve manager

It's amazing the titles out there that make a job sound better that what it is like...

(old) dinner lady, (new) meal time assistant.


So what's your job title? :)
 

Will

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Customer Service Representative...too many syllables.

Looking forwards to my new job. Hurry up TdC. :p
 

Dweller

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Mine's very longwinded: Enterprise Management Support & Operations Specialist.

Or more sipmly, I look after part of the companies monitoring software.
 

]SK[

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TBH I dont know what mine is, supposed to be Technial Manager, ill call myself that when I stop going out fixing shit problems with Outlook Express and the pay is right.
 

raw

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Network Support Technician

I basically do 2nd and 3rd Line support :)
 

kanonfodda

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Application Support Technician

I sit at my desk, writing my own websites and surfing forums, with the occasional call to fix someone application.
 

babs

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The (soon to be changed cos I want more money) Customer Service and Sales Support Assistant.

Basically it means they can pay me the least they can get away with while making me do the most I can.
 

]SK[

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I want a job for the council, do fa and get paid loads then.
 

Sar

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]SK[ said:
I want a job for the council, do fa and get paid loads then.
Clerk WPO (Word Processing Operative).

I do shitloads actually - I'm a conscientious worker, although you are right, quite a number of Council workers basically don't give a shit and skive constantly. Which is one of the reasons I have plenty of work to do...

:/
 

kanonfodda

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Sar said:
Clerk WPO (Word Processing Operative).

I do shitloads actually - I'm a conscientious worker, although you are right, quite a number of Council workers basically don't give a shit and skive constantly. Which is one of the reasons I have plenty of work to do...

:/
I know what you mean, I do all my work, there just isn't that much of it at the moment :S

Makes for a very boring day. I should be starting a new project in the not too distant future, which will chew up all of my time no problem though :D
 

MYstIC G

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Whatever I want it to be cos I've got the original template business cards :)
 

xane

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I work for an American based company therefore we have "ranks".

Mine is Assistant Vice-President (AVP).

Impressive until you realise there are thousands of AVPs :)
 

Xtro

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Manager of Localisation and Linguistics Dept
 

Insane

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i dont have an exact job title :(

it should be Systems support Analyst but im also managing system backups and restores, user roll-out, and the helpdesk :eek6:
 

leggy

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Research Scientist (the truth)

I'm off to solve some fourier transformations and third order differential equations. (the lies)
 

SoWat

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Another boring title...

Sytems Analyst


...great scope for loafing though :)
 

sibanac

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Unix system engineer


Tho the actual job would be system admin.
 

Kaitlyn

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Research assistant...I want something cool though, like Tyrannical Goddess Of All She Surveys..when I own my own business I'm going to have that on my door. :cool:
 

Brynn

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leggy said:
Research Scientist (the truth)

I'm off to solve some fourier transformations and third order differential equations. (the lies)
You kidding :( Im doing fourier series and third order differencial equations at uni. I was hoping i didn't need them in the real work, thats crap :p


p.s know anything about La Place Transform?
 

.Wilier.

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Area Maint Technician (Mechanical)
Division A (Coking)

Dullsville.
 

Jonny_Darko

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Commercial Content Manager.

Changed from simply Content Manager when it became apparent I wasn't very content at all.
 

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