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~Lazarus~
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Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to
an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over
the world. After giving it much thought, they reached the conclusion that
in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs
themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore
decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to
get the different types of drugs.
The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned
disciples begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a
knock:
"Who is it?"
"It's Paul"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
"Very well son, come in."
another knock?
"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Turkey"
"Very well son, come in."
another knock?
"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door
"What did you bring Matthew?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."
another knock?
"Who is it?"
"It's John"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring John?"
"Crack from New York"
"Very well son, come in."
another knock?.
"Who is it?"
"It's Luke"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Luke?"
"Speed from Amsterdam"
"Very well son, come in."
another knock?
"Who is it?"
"It's Judas"
Jesus opens the door
"What did you bring Judas?"
"FBI MOTHER F***ERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"
an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over
the world. After giving it much thought, they reached the conclusion that
in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs
themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore
decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to
get the different types of drugs.
The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned
disciples begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a
knock:
"Who is it?"
"It's Paul"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
"Very well son, come in."
another knock?
"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Turkey"
"Very well son, come in."
another knock?
"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door
"What did you bring Matthew?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."
another knock?
"Who is it?"
"It's John"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring John?"
"Crack from New York"
"Very well son, come in."
another knock?.
"Who is it?"
"It's Luke"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Luke?"
"Speed from Amsterdam"
"Very well son, come in."
another knock?
"Who is it?"
"It's Judas"
Jesus opens the door
"What did you bring Judas?"
"FBI MOTHER F***ERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"
