Jeff and Tonder in DAoC

[old.Tohtori]

aww seel i wub you

that was great


and nice to see you included me in it this time

Sorry to disappoint you Eq, but you're only on your way to J&T *grins widely*

 

[Tisme]

Weeeeeeeeeee their back
Give more more more pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

 

[Blackjack]

hehehe, glad i took a look at this thread Very nice

 

[Ezteq]

pssst, seel?

you there?

we've revelled in the greatness long enough now, ready for next infusion please...



*sticks arm out ready for next dose of jeff and tonder goodness*

 

[old.Tohtori]

((Let sleeping writers lay))

Gandalf: What on earth?! Oh goodness and great destruction! These are surely the ringwraiths!
Tonder: Ring what now?
Sam: Don't worry Mr Frodo! I'll protect you!!!
Jeff: ...
Tonder: ...
Frodo: Sam...
Sam: Yes Mr Frodo?
Frodo: Put your pants up.
Tonder: Look, evidedntly you lot a...jeff...
Jeff: Yes?
Tonder: Put the hobbit down. It's not a playtoy. Or a snack...
Jeff: Hmpf...fine...
Sam: Thank you Mr Jeff.
Gandalf: By the fires of ghazadumdidum, you are surely the minions of Sauron himself, sent to retrieve the ring!
Tonder: Look, we're not h...ring? What ring?
Frodo: This ring.
Tonder: Jeff.
Jeff: Right.
*Frodo was just killed by Jeff
Jeff: Woot loot!
Tonder: Auto split off motherf*cker.
*Tonder picks up The One Ring*
Jeff: Grr...fine...
Sam: Mr frodo!!! Nooo! I'll bring yuo back to life with my healing powers!!
Jeff: ...eww..that...that's just...no...
Tonder: Oh for f*cks sake...Jeff get rid of this bodyemoter.
Sam: Wh
*Sam was just killed by Jeff*
Jeff: Hobbits are easy.
Gandalf: You beasts! I envoke the powers of the great dark things that lie in the dep
*Gandalf was just killed by Tonder*
Tonder: Use quick cast you hippie noob.
Jeff: How come i got this feeling that we're not in midgard...
Tonder: Well duh. Hmmm....yo! Old Tohtori!
Jeff: Maybe he's not listening...
Tonder: He better be....Old Tohwank!!!
Old.Tohtori: Hu..wh...WHAT?! I'm sleeping!
Tonder: Well i see that! Get your finger out of your pimply a-hole and get us out of here!
Old.Tohtori: Grr....ask nicely trollface...
Tonder: Nicely suck this!
Old.Tohtori: Right! That's it!!

*snap crickly kablabodi zooooooooooooooooom!!

Jeffy: ....
Tondon: ...
Jeffy: You look cute XD
Tondon: ´:/
Old Tohtori: Have fun in Jeffy and Tondon - Animalicity
Jeffy: ...i look like..err...
Tondon: Like a schoolgirl! Ahahahaa!!
Jeffy: ...Waaaaaaaah!! XO
Ezteq: Help! Heeeeelp!!!
Tondon: What now...
Tentickle monster: Oooh yes! Take it! Take it all the way!! Ahahahahhaaaa!!!
Ezteq: Som*gulpgulp*hel*gulp* help!!
Jeffy: Kinky.
Tondon: Never knew tentacles could go in such places...oh...that gotta hurt...

((to be continued))

 

[Bahumat]

hehe, cant wait to see what Ezteq says about her cameo.

 

[Tisme]

Oh Esteq.....I didnt see that coming

 

[Ezteq]

By the fires of ghazadumdidum!! Has anyone got any anu-calm??











*limps off*













and a donut cushon?

















*walks gingerly*







geddit? gingerly? Baa Daa Chaa..... Ow my arse

 

[old.Tohtori]

((Perverrts...the lotta you))

Tentickle Monster: Ah welcome good sir..s. Or, umm...are you a sir?
Jeffy: Durnit! I'm a dwarf! Can't you see my manly beard?!
Tentickle Monster: Ah but good sir, we have many MANY people here in Animalicity Drinker who have beards and still are of the feminine kind.
Jeffy: Well i'm a man!
Tondon: Questionable. What's with the redtop?
Tentickle Monster: Oh that's Ezteq. She's got a drinking problem and Wolf Cry Syndrome. Quite the combination, even for this place.
Ezteq: No*gulp gulp* Help!! I don't! I'm *gulp gulp*HEEEELP!! Perfectly fineHELP!!
Tondon: Clearly...do tell Mr. Bar Person...
Tentickle Monster: Tentickle Monster, but most call me TM.
Tondon: TM it is. Do tell how you manage to fit your tenticles into glass jars and put olives into the drinks that redtop is guzling like there's no tommorrow?
TM: Learned it at Animalicity Bar School.
Jeffy: Hey goodlookin' ; )
Ezteq: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!! *gulp*
Tondon: Leave the redtop alone you pervert.
Jeffy: Soooorry.... ´ : )
Tondon: Back to the matter at hand. What is this place?
TM: New in town eh. Well, this is Animalicity, the first and foremost city for all creatures from the anime worlds.
Tondon: Anime?
TM: Japanese cartoons.
Tondon: ? : |
TM: Nevermind. In short it's a city filled with strange people, weird flying things, ridicilous buildings and all around weird.
Tondon: Who's in charge here?
TM: Shhh!!
Tondon: What? I just want to know who's in charge.
TM: Don't ask that!
Tondon: Ask what?
TM: About the One in Charge!
Carrot Squad: Everybody orange!!
TM: Aaaah!!
Ezteq: HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
Jeffy: ? : |
Tondon: Oh great...

((to be continued))

 

[Bahumat]

lol its like a drug, you start reading and it stops just as your desperate to see what happens next.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl @ redtop hehehe i really do like that

 

[VGard]

damit this is great
give us more!!!! FAST!!! :worthy: :worthy:

 

[Tisme]

yeah come on .. we've been waiting ages now

 

[Haggus]

Tonder: Look, we're not h...ring? What ring?
Frodo: This ring.
Tonder: Jeff.
Jeff: Right.
*Frodo was just killed by Jeff
Jeff: Woot loot!

gifv more of this

 

[FAM87]

Yes please!

 

[Kasall]

Its AWSOME and I want more......Ur a genius......Or a person who has a great imagination....please let it run wild and givf more

 

[old.Tohtori]

((Meanwhile...))

Tondon: I won't tell you again, if you don't point that thingymadoo off my face i'll make you eat it...
Jeffy: Probably the wrong way.
Tondon: Right.
Carrot squad leader: Silence you two!
Royal Announcer: All hail King Animos!
Tondon: What now...
Carrot Squad leader: Kneel!
Jeffy: I'll show youoomf!!
CSL: I said kneel.
Tondon: Sigh...
King Animos: What do we have here?
CSL: We found these two talking of you sir!
Tondon: I just asked who's in charge, don't know what's the big deal here...
King Animos: How dare you?!
Jeffy: Quite easily, you see, Tonder here a
Tondon: Shut up Jeff.
Jeffy: Fine.
King Animos: I've never seen such inso
*Carrot Squad Member was just killed by Jeffy*
King Animos: ...WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!!
Jeffy: Who...me?
King Animos: You just killed one of my guards!
Jeffy: I never.
King Animos: You most certainly did! Look at him! He's dead!
Jeffy: Tonder, did i?
Tondon: No, certainly it was the wind.
King Animos: The w-....THE WIND??!!
Tondon: Nasty breeze, brutal even.
Jeffy: Should really check for open windows.
Tondon: Can sneak up on you.
King Animos: Sne...sneak up on me! It's the wind! It's not going around killing people!
Jeffy: It might.
King Animos: It doesn't even have any appendixes!!!
Tondon: Can you see it?
King Animos: ...what?!
Tondon: Can...you...see...the...wind.
King Animos: Ofcourse not! It's the bloody wind!
Tondon: There you go.
King Animos: Right. I've had it with you two. Squad Leader, dispose of these two.
CSL: Right sir!
*Carrot Squad Leader was just killed by Jeffy*
King Animos: ....
Jeffy: Backdraft.
Tondon: Nasty bugger.
King Animos: Who ARE you two?!
Jeffy: Billy Bob.
Tondon: Nazeemabeth, ruler of Thidomadoo the Third.
King Animos: You're making those up arn't you...
Jeffy: Most likely.
Tondon: Chances are in favour of your guess.
King Animos: You're going to kill me now right...
Jeffy: Oh n---
Tondon: Thinking 'bout it.
Jeffy: Really?
Tondon: Why not, it's not like we're home.
King Animos: I can get you home.
Jeffy: But he looks kinda cute with that cape and all.
Tondon: Yes, but so do werewolves, you don't see me hugging them either now do you?
Jeffy: Well...
Tondon: Ok one time! It was a tactic...
King Animos: I CAN GET YOU HOME!!!
Jeffy: ...
Tondon: ...what now?

((You know the drill ))

 

[Chilly]

seel

thought you gave that shit up?

 

[Takhasis]

seel

thought you gave that shit up?

bad BAD Chilly even mentioning that

Go Seel ! :worthy:

 

[Bahumat]

dont leave us waiting so long, my toenails are really long and i promised never to get them cut untill you finished the story

 

[Solari]

Another great chapter, now bring Jeff and Tonder back to terrorise newbie land

 

[Ezteq]

yeah fgs not so long next time, nahumats cutting me to shreads at night with his fiendishly long toenails.



who said being a moonlight shoe shine was easy?

 

[Haggus]

"Ezteq is a name known to all"

I like that one

 

[Bahumat]

yeah fgs not so long next time, nahumats cutting me to shreads at night with his fiendishly long toenails.



who said being a moonlight shoe shine was easy?

oh nahumat eh, he's my clone! DAMMIT i thought we had something special, i even painted the nails for you, then you go sleep with my clone, he doesn't even have an apendage, i modified him with a hasselhoff head for reproductive organs

 

[FAM87]

dont leave us waiting so long, my toenails are really long and i promised never to get them cut untill you finished the story

Finished? no, is there a ending to this? Let it last forever, please

 

[Ezteq]

oh nahumat eh, he's my clone! DAMMIT i thought we had something special, i even painted the nails for you, then you go sleep with my clone, he doesn't even have an apendage, i modified him with a hasselhoff head for reproductive organs

whoooops!!! busted!

i mean bahumat, was typing with my hasslehoff appendage and its too big for the keys

[edit] aw shit man i liked being a beaker of glorious light dammit :/

 

[Arumos]

Another great chapter, now bring Jeff and Tonder back to terrorise newbie land

aye, those were great bring back lowbietank godammit!

 

[Solari]

aye, those were great bring back lowbietank godammit!

Word! :worthy:

 

[Basic_X]

must.....have....more.....gimme......now!

 

[Drucken]

they were all great now write more of be terminated