Help Jaffa bound

[Dark Orb Choir]

Yes, sadly as the title reflects, i am having a Vasectomy on Thursday

i have read loads of stuff on the interweb and asked a few mates who have had it done, just wondered if any of the older freddys had had their tubes tied and what the after effects were (if any)

ive already bought my tight fitting undies and some ice packs as apparently it hurts the gonads for a while.....

 

[Jupitus]

Not too bad, tbh mate. A bit uncomfy for a couple of days, but for me the worst part of it all was the smell when they cauterize the tubes uke:

 

[russell]

Lets hope your wife is not as stupid as me, I thought that when my husband 'arrived' nothing would come out after the op. Duhhhh.

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

i'm hoping mine goes the dame way as yours Jup, apart form the smell, and Russell, she knows stuff wil still come out.

i am mainly worried about this bollock ache that a few men have afterwards.

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

king of shaves just sorted my hairy bits, not really looking forward to the procedure but he ho, im having something else done at the same time but i'd rather not say atm until after i get my results.

wish me luck

 

[tris-]

If the ache is anything like when you get hit in the bollocks do one of the following

jump on your heels
have someone whack your heels with the bottom of their fist

Either will cure ball ache in seconds. Good thing to keep in mind if someone does hit you down there.

 

[Lamp]

*adopts Zoidberg accent*
"such pearls of wisdom ! Such a man ! I would follow him I would"

 

[tris-]

I dont care if you think its bullshit.

I have personally tried it, as well as a load of other blokes at training and it works every time

 

[nath]

YouTube - Vasectomy Song

All ya need to know really.

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

well, that hurt, two injections, one either side. right side hurt like fuck when he cut the Vas, as the doc didnt put enough pain killer in the needle.

now sat on sofa with a bag of peas round my nads, still its better than work i suppose............

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

brrrr cold................