Jaffa!!!

[TdC]

Deebs has lots of them I hear


(drinking mats with tadpoles, not, uh, you know)

 

[Insane]

Deebs has lots of them I hear


(drinking mats with tadpoles, not, uh, you know)

you didnt hear it from me


p.s. Deebs, your sig hack is broke again

 

[xane]

I guess that's why they call it a Jaffa Cake then :touch:

What about Shortcake then :touch: ?

 

[xane]

yes, it's like being deloused, but different.

Yes, because lice can come again.

 

[Lazarus]

I told you that 2 inches was adequate but you had to waste your cash. Jokes on you now :/

oh you are so misinformed.

you seriously think I would PAY to have that done?

 

[Cyfr]

What a nice thread! Im anti-jaffa or something

So.. which part of the country uses Jaffa to mean sperm?

 

[Lazarus]

So.. which part of the country uses Jaffa to mean sperm?

Jaffa doesnt mean sperm - it means seedless

 

[xane]

Jaffa refers to a breed of orange that has no seeds in it and is easy to peel, comes from Israel.

So he's probably been circumsized.

 

[Lazarus]

So he's probably been circumsized.

I need every milimeter I can get so, no, I have NOT been circumcised.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

His foreskin is still there, don't be silly.

It's the entirety of the scrote and dangly contents that have been cut off.

 

[yaruar]

I always wonder if when they take you in for the operation the nurses get the urse to say "it's only a little prick" when giving the injection.

 

[Lazarus]

His foreskin is still there, don't be silly.

It's the entirety of the scrote and dangly contents that have been cut off.

thanks for that frank and graphic description Waz

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Sorry, you're right: I should say ripped off. Cut is too pain-free.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

urse

Have you got the URSE for burser king?

 

[leggy]

Darwin would be proud.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Hey, if monkey can grow into man and man grow into woman via sharp instrument, I'd be impressed.

In fact, I am. Woah.

 

[Cyfr]

I had a penis operation when I was little. Not that it worked or anything . It wasnt a circmsision, it was like.. a cut here and a cut there to allow me to pull the skinor back.

I think it was just because I developed slow tho (imo)

 

[Bullitt]

This thread disturbs me deeply.

So jaffa cakes = no sperm. Orange cakes = full of baby gravy? *avoids*

 

[Wij]

How did they test this anyway Laz ?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Cyfr had a penis extension.

 

[Stimpy]

I had a penis operation when I was little. Not that it worked or anything . It wasnt a circmsision, it was like.. a cut here and a cut there to allow me to pull the skinor back.

I think it was just because I developed slow tho (imo)

I had a circumcision when I was young cause when I pee'd it would spray all over the place, it was one of my proudest moments when the doctor asked if I had any hearing problems and I said what. Plus circumcision makes it look bigger so I didn't mind.

 

[Cyfr]

Cyfr had a penis extension.

I wish

*gos to measure in hope 'Cyfrs Lil Helper' has grown*

 

[Wij]

I thought it nut-sack shaving that enhanced the percieved enormity.

 

[jaba]

Splendid, a thread about nobs, just what I wanted to read at work! please no one get the urge to take pictures!

 

[Stimpy]

I thought it nut-sack shaving that enhanced the percieved enormity.

It does so if you are circumcised and shave then your penis can actually appear 4x it's normal size.

 

[Cyfr]

Splendid, a thread about nobs, just what I wanted to read at work! please no one get the urge to take pictures!

Wha? Nobody would do that!

*ehem* http://cyfr.co.uk/cam/ccam.jpg *ehem*

 

[~Yuckfou~]

no - little operation end of last year - and now no more little tadpoles.

[jealous] Mrs Yuck won't let me have the op [/jealous]

 

[SilverHood]

Just be weary if your missus gets pregnant.... could be hard explaining that one (a new son of god? )

 

[Wij]

Just be weary if your missus gets pregnant.... could be hard explaining that one (a new son of god? )

That's one of the names I answer to yes.

*cheat*

 

[Lazarus]

[jealous] Mrs Yuck won't let me have the op [/jealous]

all you need is 2 bricks out the back garden. It doesnt hurt much (long as you keep the thumbs out of the way)