Jaffa!!!

[Munkey]

least then she wont have to complain about the width of it

 

[SilverHood]

all you need is 2 bricks out the back garden. It doesnt hurt much (long as you keep the thumbs out of the way)

I thought you lighted a piece of firework and counted to 10???

 

[Lazarus]

I thought you lighted a piece of firework and counted to 10???

Oh - smacks silverhood upside the head

 

[old.Tohtori]

So this thread, is about...a guy not shooting whammies anymore?

Right.

I'm off.

 

[granny]

all you need is 2 bricks out the back garden. It doesnt hurt much (long as you keep the thumbs out of the way)

Or you can do it the way it's done to sheep. Stretch a really, really thick but small elastic band over the scrote then release. *SNAP* BAA!!!! Sheep runs off, naturally. Over the course of the next few days the crown jewels simply wither away and drop off of their own accord.

 

[Lazarus]

So this thread, is about...a guy not shooting whammies anymore?

Right.

I'm off.

the shooting still occurs, just there aint no "lead" in the "bullet" so to speak

 

[Brynn]

I thought the scrote-shaving thread was graphic enuff. Now cyfr has shared that i think this has scarred me for life uke:

 

[Wij]

I saw a docu on channel 4 about blokes who had a sexual desire to have their nads removed. Actually showed one bloke who'd done it.

I didn't sleep that night.

 

[Lazarus]

I thought the scrote-shaving thread was graphic enuff. Now cyfr has shared that i think this has scarred me for life uke:

you seriously think I would approach that area with anything remotely sharp?


use cream - did the trick

 

[Gengi]

I got me nads chopped last year, I have yet to give the samples for testing to see if I am unleaded yet. I found it funny on the letter they give you with the specimen collecting instructions this line was included 'The specimen should be preferably self-produced.' , the emphasis is from the letter

later