Fact I've given up smoking!

[Deebs]

Maybe that's how you kick the habit you stop smoking and get licked?

I need to be licked....

 

[sayward]

I need to be licked....

I'm too far away, and my tongue's definitely not long enough... and I don't smoke so you wouldn't get a nicotine fix.

 

[Deebs]

I'm too far away, and my tongue's definitely not long enough... and I don't smoke so you wouldn't get a nicotine fix.

Not interested in smoke (nicotine), given up now... Must refrain myself

 

[Lamp]

I need to be licked....

 

[sayward]

Not interested in smoke (nicotine), given up now... Must refrain myself

Good. Try and do it permanently this time.

 

[Deebs]

I would prefer your tongue against my sagging bollox, the roughness and wetness is just so wow, so glad it was my turn to return home from the front. Suck those plums just a little bit more...

 

[Deebs]

Good. Try and do it permanently this time.

Yes boss, if I do not, what will happen?

 

[sayward]

Errrr I can't possibly answer that in public... You must be home alone and bored!

 

[Zarjazz]

And drunk since I think I just read Deebs want his balls licked by a dog (of the non-two-legged variety)

 

[Deebs]

And drunk since I think I just read Deebs want his balls licked by a dog (of the non-two-legged variety)

lol, mistype....

 

[TdC]

Deebs keeps a large jar of peanut-butter on his person at all times for this exact circumstance!

 

[Trem]

Well done Deebles, I was shocked to learn you had started again, thought you were a pedal pusher and all that. I still smoke, roll-ups now which cost fuck all so I can't even convince myself it is costing a fortune. Thing is us smokers at work have the best smelling breath, there is this one dick of a woman whose teeth look like a burnt fence and her breath stinks like arse, she doesn't smoke.

Ah well, keep it up you JockClog fuckbag.

 

[sayward]

It's not necessarily breath that smells it's clothes and hair.

 

[Trem]

It's not necessarily breath that smells it's clothes and hair.

I have a shaved head and my pubes smell amazing, I know this because I am a nudist and the local dwarf says they smell like perfumed heaven.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I have a shaved head and my pubes smell amazing, I know this because I am a nudist and the local dwarf says they smell like perfumed heaven.

I've told you already that i'm not a dwarf and that i said they smell like a bar fumed heathen.

 

[Wij]

Meh. I 'gave up' years ago. By which I mean that I stopped smoking except for one before bed because cigs are fucking yummy and properly quitting would make me gay.

GAY.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Inc people saying "how can you think cigs are yummy omg you are stupid they tqaste like ash"

From people who've never smoked ofcourse.

 

[Scouse]

Inc people saying "how can you think cigs are yummy omg you are stupid they tqaste like ash"

From people who've never smoked ofcourse.

They do taste like shit though. They're not yummy.

You have to go through a period of making yourself like them before you become addicted enough to enjoy them. This addiction includes measurable changes in the structure of the brain to prove that you're stupid

 

[old.Tohtori]

Told ya

 

[Scouse]

Told ya

Smoked a shitload of weed for 3 years. I stopped because it tasted like shit*.


*and frankly, I was pissing my life up against the wall.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Let's put it down to "can't argue taste" discussion killer and leave it at that

 

[TdC]

I have a shaved head and my pubes smell amazing, I know this because I am a nudist and the local dwarf says they smell like perfumed heaven.

stay with us Trem! without you the quotes database has no meaning!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Smoked a shitload of weed for 3 years. I stopped because it tasted like shit*.


*and frankly, I was pissing my life up against the wall.

Amatuer.

 

[Scouse]

Amatuer.

It makes you settle for less tbfh.

I watched all of Stargate. Twice.

 

[Zarjazz]

I watched all of Stargate. Twice.

I hope you haven't watched all of SG:U twice. That's a cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[MYstIC G]

I will not substitute. You give up or not. Anyway, grats

This, I did exactly the same. The best way to do it is to train yourself not to buy the fucking things. If you don't have them you cannot smoke them.

 

[MYstIC G]

I hope you haven't watched all of SG:U twice. That's a cruel and unusual punishment.

Universe is better than Atlantis, you should have said Atlantis.

 

[Deebs]

As discussed with Zarjazz at work today, SG1 > * as Adria got her tits and booty out in Homeland in the first season.

In other news, still no smokes since Nov 11th

 

[TdC]

you did? respect! keep it up dude!

 

[Deebs]

you did? respect! keep it up dude!

I am going to hurt you when you come over here.....