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I've had enough of all this shit!
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I'm back!
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Ok!
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Well that's my parody of this, and every, forum finished in two easy posts.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway.........
Nice weather we're having.
Nice weather we're having.
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cold here
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The weathers shite!
And now for something completely different:
To tell the weather, go to the back door and look for the dog. If the dog is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it has been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on its back, it's probably snowing.
Of course, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
Sincerely, the cat.
And now for something completely different:
To tell the weather, go to the back door and look for the dog. If the dog is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it has been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on its back, it's probably snowing.
Of course, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
Sincerely, the cat.
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cats rock, dogs suck
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cats rock, dogs suck
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sigh, cats are definately much better.
whats the best cat tho?
Tiger is my fave cat
most definately the nicest
whats the best cat tho?
Tiger is my fave cat
most definately the nicest
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burmese own
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my dog will eat your cat
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In my old student house, one of the deranged people I lived with decided she wanted a kitten. So that same day she bought one. She successfully managed to un-litter train it, and never fed it. So at Christmas last year I stole Poppy (the kitten) and gave her to my parents. However, somewhere along the line, WPKenny managed to Ninja train it to levels of new evil. It is the most mischevious cat I have ever known. It has successfully ripped all the labels off every present under the tree, given my siamese a nervous break down, beaten up the dog on several occasions, and even breaks into the neighbours house to eat their cat's food. And, I shit you not, when it's done something naughty, it meows in EXACTLY the same way as WPKenny laughs.
This cat would not eat your dog Thodgrain. Thats far too simple. It will apply mental torture until your dog breaks. I've seen it happen.
And get this; WPKenny took in some photos to show people at work. Not of his beloved girlfriend. Hell no. Of the sodding cat.
This cat would not eat your dog Thodgrain. Thats far too simple. It will apply mental torture until your dog breaks. I've seen it happen.
And get this; WPKenny took in some photos to show people at work. Not of his beloved girlfriend. Hell no. Of the sodding cat.
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Cat eat dog.
Dog eat cat.
When will the madness stop?
Dog eat cat.
When will the madness stop?
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Its fucking snowing here, yield.
my cat (siamese) does rock my dogs (éspinone) proverbial socks off, if only because he's small enough to sit on my lap and have nice warm soft fur, whereas my dog is huge, and fucking hugely full of phlegm, whenever he comes near me. Skank.
my cat (siamese) does rock my dogs (éspinone) proverbial socks off, if only because he's small enough to sit on my lap and have nice warm soft fur, whereas my dog is huge, and fucking hugely full of phlegm, whenever he comes near me. Skank.
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that's one of the reasons dogs suck Kez
and Damini, let's have a pic posted then [of the cat]
and Damini, let's have a pic posted then [of the cat]
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Can you train it to eat WPKenny please
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Damini
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Kenny should have a picture of her somewhere... I'll get him to dig it out. I can't post attachments, and I'm not sure whether thats cos I'm new or whether I'm not brainy enough to figure out how.
And believe me, she would eat Kenny if she could. The little bitch stole a *whole* cod off my plate a while back. She ran off with her head dragging on the floor from the weight.
And believe me, she would eat Kenny if she could. The little bitch stole a *whole* cod off my plate a while back. She ran off with her head dragging on the floor from the weight.
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N00000000ooooooooo definately no cat pictures please.
Mind you they would probably be a nice refreshment from the pictures of peeps mugshots, buses,desktops and nipples usually found in here.
Mind you they would probably be a nice refreshment from the pictures of peeps mugshots, buses,desktops and nipples usually found in here.
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hehehehe
when I lived in Amsterdam my gf of that time and I had a cat. the little bugger was named 'Rampi' which [rather freely translated] means 'little disaster'
he would eat anything [including weed - woo that was indeed a disaster ] and enjoyed sprinting full tilt around the flat at 3am, climbing curtains and showing an unhealthy intrest in what the peeps he shared his livingspace with were doing when they romped around and made strange noises
when I lived in Amsterdam my gf of that time and I had a cat. the little bugger was named 'Rampi' which [rather freely translated] means 'little disaster'
he would eat anything [including weed - woo that was indeed a disaster
] and enjoyed sprinting full tilt around the flat at 3am, climbing curtains and showing an unhealthy intrest in what the peeps he shared his livingspace with were doing when they romped around and made strange noises
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Ow ow ow, I hate it when a cat takes an interest in that - better than a big dog jumping up on the bed though...Originally posted by testin_da_cable
...showing an unhealthy intrest in what the peeps he shared his livingspace with were doing when they romped around and made strange noises
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well, he'd usally just sit on a chair and cheer us on, but I found it a bit unnerving to be spectated by a cat heh
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Will
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Threw you off your stride, did it?
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so to speak, at least till I was used to it
I've always had my thoughts about what cats actually see you know. they can look so intensely at something....woo
I've always had my thoughts about what cats actually see you know. they can look so intensely at something....woo
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Let's just not go there...
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Eek !
My cats pretty cool, she breaks alot of things though.
http://hosted.barrysworld.net/cod/cat.jpg
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I wubs cats, every one of em
I wubs cats, every one of em
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Will
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For the lazy, the picture from Cod
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Cod
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And again...
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Damini
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That dog looks like mine. Please say you stole him? I can't hack another year of him smelling strange and trying to drown me in the gross slobber he produces whilst I eat. I feel really bad that I don't like him as much as I should, but he smells like he is dead.
