Im bored. Hence Creative. Hence Disturbing

[old.Tyraette]

After an iffy time I'm back
with a little more energy to attack
In limerick form
I'll always perform
And come up with a witty comeback

Some thought I'd conceded defeat
That I had not the skill to compete
As most will attest
My rhymes are the best
Theres none out there that can beat

 

[old.Tyraette]

This ones dedicated to Damini
Who I wish I could call my chickpea
I admit I'm obsessed
With a mod with such zest
Wish I had a Cuddly Damini Beanie

 

[Jupitus]

So Shaffer game Damini a prod,
And off to the boards went our mod,
She posted a poll,
Outlinging the goal,
You all now must pick a rhyme god.

http://forums.barrysworld.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52116

So vote now for Jupi and see,
The punters will be full of glee,
He's always so charming,
Delightful, disarming,
And happy to bribe you, you''ll see

 

[old.Tyraette]

Course, if you should vote for me
I'll offer you something for free
Proclaim me your king
And youll be getting
Aproximately 1k of rp

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Coffee at my screen I spit
as at my desk I sit
Damini our Mod
Beloved BW bod
blue touchpaper she seems to have Lit!!!!

 

[Jupitus]

It is not a suprise now to see,
Shaeffer offering you all free RP,
He's well know by all,
In Hadrian's Wall,
For dying just too easily

 

[Jupitus]

Oh poor little Nico's so sad,
Even coffee he ought to have had,
Can not find it's spot,
When it is still hot,
So cold caffeine he'll be having poor lad

 

[Old Nicodemus]

I'll not offer a K of Rp
or offer a bribe you see
It's all for the fun
Just like an Iced Bun
and the limericks are all for free!

 

[Jupitus]

I'm sure that our Nico's not lying,
About giving RP's for dying,
For as we all know,
He's such a poor show,
Just rezz sick and running off crying

 

[old.Tyraette]

Eep! blue touch paper on fire?!
Over which one of us they most admire?
Only I can rhyme
With zero downtime
So this title _I_ shall acquire

 

[Old Nicodemus]

To the rhyming Infils two
Your public you try to woo
The votes you are winning
So start your grinning
You'll both be famous, like The Who!

 

[old.Tyraette]

I'm hoping that my loveable charm
Will let me be able to farm
Enough votes to decree
That the champion is ME!
Just dont vote for that E & E Gendarme

even if i do say so myself, that one was my best sowwy jupi

 

[Jupitus]

The G.O.A. police I am not,
In fact you can take that and rot,
I play for the fun,
When all's said and done,
So for saying that you ought to be shot!

 

[Jupitus]

Don't rule yourself out, ickle Nic,
Or later, yourself you may kick,
The poll lasts for ages,
It's only first stages,
To the end, for a win, you must stick

 

[Jupitus]

Shaeffer talks of his lovable charm,
And I don't think it does any harm,
To let him believe,
A win's up his sleeve,
While votes from the sideline I'll farm

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Farmer Jupi the man with buckshot
the old man who is rhyming hot
he's ahead of young Shaeffer
and not by a waffer
let's hope he's not got a dot bot!!!

 

[Jupitus]

My rapid-fire rhymes are just fine,
To cut down most rivals mid-line,
A quick blast of verse,
In language most terse,
The Uzi 9 mill of our time

 

[old.Tyraette]

Is there a reward for this duel
Something permanent and visual?
We've already got fame
From playing the game
So perhaps a custom title?

 

[Jupitus]

I think it is pointless to try,
To catch lovely Damini's eye,
A custom-made nick?
For a limerick?
Poor Brinxy would break down and cry!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

"I'll be back" is a Jupitus line
as he heads for the threads full of whine
he tears them to shreds
and puts them in beds
then makes sure his friends are just fine.

 

[Jupitus]

I guess, on reflection, it's true,
That limericks here, quite a few,
Would warrant a claim,
A lasting new name,
Perhaps 'Poet Laureat New'

 

[old.Tyraette]

I appeal now to the Prydwen Public
Dont vote for that Jupitus' slapstick
You know it makes sense
Lets stop the pretence
Cos if I dont win I'll only blame Derric

 

[Jupitus]

It's true that I do that, young Nic,
I don't miss a flame warrior's trick,
I'll drop what I'm doing,
Give someone a shooing,
Before writing a limerick

 

[Jupitus]

Blame Derric, they cried, all at once,
I sit here and think 'what a ponse!'
An infil of note,
But not one to gloat,
He never gives out a response!

 

[Jupitus]

I see a small flaw in our plan,
The Albion vote is a sham,
Divided in two,
But Midgard crew,
They all get to vote for one man!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Ahhh! This thread is now at a good canter
Full of piss take and woeful banter
Votes we do woo
As we have nothing to do
Except find Damini and Spank her!!!

 

[Jupitus]

The rhymes took a turn for the worse,
But with it a promising verse,
Come Nico, do tell,
Is that a new spell?
Or something to do with a nurse?

 

[old.Tyraette]

<sigh> Work is just getting in the way
When all I want to do is come play
My rhyming pedigree
Should ensure my legacy
Forever more with me shall stay

 

[Old Nicodemus]

But Jupi I have a vote yet to cast
but I'll save mine 'til the very last
Will it be Shaeffer?
or the Jupfiltrator?
Whoever, my vote won't be fast!

 

[Jupitus]

Oh come on now Shaeff, don't be glum,
We all have a job, most humdrum,
But do rest assured,
That nothing is cured,
By talking about Pedigree Chum