Im bored. Hence Creative. Hence Disturbing

[Old Nicodemus]

Beating Jupi is hard without flair
And the occasional blowing of air
for in a head to head
I post with dread
a limerick classed as "fair"

 

[Myste]

You ask where Lamont's to be found,
You imply that my friend's gone to ground...
There's no offence taken,
But you're quite mistaken,
I'm sure that he'll soon be around.

Perhaps though, he won't bring his grace
To this...quaint yet quite odd...little place,
True rhymers frequent
Regions slightly less bent,
Where there's no risk of sighting your face.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Right Jupi, so I allegedly suck
however, you have run out of luck
my rhyming is wiser
with a can of tizer
as Myste has started a ruck!

 

[Jupitus]

The little guy thinks he can win,
By drinking some stuff from a tin,
I'm sorry, don't pout,
When it has run out,
Like your efforts, your tin's in the bin

And Myste, if it's so, let them come!
The party has hardly begun!
I'm just getting started,
The challenge I've granted,
Or are they too good for this slum???

If that is the case, I would say,
That worthy to fight, they aren't, nay,
For those who would win,
Don't care where it's in,
They take on all comers all day!!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Ahhh! But Jupi it's all about fun
Like dancing under the sun
If it's all about winning
then you are sinning
like walking when you have to run.

 

[Edlina]

Originally posted by Jupitus
Or are they too good for this slum???

Aye, it's turned into a slum,
now all filled with alb scum
God knows hibbis it clean
without ever being mean
to the albs. When they'r being dum.

 

[chretien]

You call us Albion scum
When really you'd better stay stumm
We'll blow you away
With our poetray
And make you feel totally dumb

(Yes poetray is a real word. I should know, I made it up).

Limericks should not only rhyme
They also must keep proper time
They need just an ounce
Of cadence and bounce
Or else it's a poetry crime

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by chretien


Limericks should not only rhyme
They also must keep proper time
They need just an ounce
Of cadence and bounce
Or else it's a poetry crime

Well... that's me shafted then...

:help:

 

[Jupitus]

Oh Nico you needn't feel down,
Although you will not claim my crown,
Your rhymes are quite fun,
The fans they do stun,
You have now, my friend, some renown!

 

[Jupitus]

We need some new rules for this thread,
The rhyming part need not be said,
But please be quite clear,
That when posting here,
Only one rhyme at a time, or your dead!

 

[Jupitus]

About 200 posts it's behind,
It may be the first of it's kind,
But this thread can last,
So don't feel downcast,
Just get with the limerick grind

 

[Jupitus]

So pages eleven we're past,
That seems so incredibly fast,
The Nolby Pride thread,
Is as good as dead,
Yet this one has just hit full blast!

 

[Flimgoblin]

I'll have to agree with you there
This thread isn't leaving anywhere!
It's leaves are still green
The posters are keen
And it has much more fruit still to bear.

The nolby whine thread is now flagging
hijacked rhyme's all that keeps it from lagging
We'll cut it off there
Without any air
And leave it for some body-bagging.

 

[Edlina]

Aye tis true and it's all good
this thread puts you in a great mood
Derric we blame
but there's no shame
in posting a limerick Nico-style - we'll it soothe!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

A rhyme to elucidate this thread
has Shaeffer cowering in dread
But the humberton guard
sent thier humble bard
to send Jupi back to baking his bread.

 

[Edlina]

Eleven pages you say
time to play this in a new way?
I say nay
keep it like it is today!
And take a look outside, the weather's like in may!

 

[old.Tyraette]

sorry for my lack of postage recently

nerf depression

cant do this whilst im feeling like poo

maybe back soon.

oh, and my moneys on nico

 

[Jupitus]

A baker, I'm not, by my trade,
Nor poet, though I do meet the grade,
A butcher, I'd be,
Dead middies for tea,
Then afterwards, home to get la.... a nice cup of cocoa

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Nolby Pride are blatently skilled
in ways of getting you killed
when it comes to a name
they display no shame
and you wish their noise to be stilled.

 

[Edlina]

Jupi you need to chill
watch out what middis you kill
With hibs it's the same
you die, fair game
but in the end, all you lack, is skill

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by old.Nicodemus /Pryd
Nolby Pride are blatently skilled
in ways of getting you killed
when it comes to a name
they display no shame
and you wish their noise to be stilled.

/salute

You have raised to level 3!
You gain more skills!
your thread gains more views!
Your power has increased by a negligible amount!

 

[Edlina]

Nolby pride is nought but flame
some of them are nice so don't all blame
their chanters wreak havoc
like once a certain Sarevok
in Baldurs gate he made his name

Edlina Evermourn rr6 Silver Hand bubblekitten of Denmark

edit silly spelling typo

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Here's wishing Shaeffer all the best
we all hope you find your zest
your rhyming we miss
so Jupi we diss
return quickly we all behest



(and it's to put me back in my place Shaeff I really, really am that bad!!)

 

[Edlina]

I must heartily agree
Nico's got a point you see
Jupi's here to die
and in the cold snow lie
untill he realize, he shoulda rolled a bee!

 

[chretien]

Jupitus has many faults
(We'll not start discussing his alts)
But it's unkind
for us to remind
him of them till this thread halts

Since when can I post only one?
When I'm having limerick fun
I scorn your rules
You silly fools
This contest is here to be won

Haha! Heres a third now you see
Your singular applies not to me
I'll churn 'em out
the rules I'll flout
I'll rhyme till it's time for my tea

 

[Old Nicodemus]

The rest of us have many faults
but the Templars have only two
everything they say
and everything they do.



(but we still love ya! )

 

[Edlina]

Today Schaeffer I saw
in Pennine mountains, I was the outlaw
We fought a bit
but mids saw fit
that we shouldn't end it, and cut thru to our maw


(ahem, saw law maw paw, ok it sounds a bit silly )

 

[old.Tyraette]

hehehe

i woudlve 'ad you too

maybe

hehehe

i died laughing i really did

 

[Edlina]

This one really needs a

BUMP

get limericking guys (including me )

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Here I am late at night
being nerfed with nearsight
what to post
who to toast
starting off a limerick fight.