I got rich, free guinness for everybody...

Manisch Depressiv

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Well, some time ago I had a flash of genius and I invested into the stock of tissue production companies. Someone gave me a hint and told me that the people running FH are directly linked with those companies and it became very obvious that FH is responsible for most of the world's demand for tissues.

I am now a major stockholder of every single public company producing tissues and each time you whine I am getting richer and richer!

Thank you very much for the great whine and keep it coming please!
 

swords

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My Guinness is contaminated with bullshit, can I please have a contamination free sample?
 

Manisch Depressiv

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I have to assume it got contaminated when you touched the glass with your mouth. So I guess the brewery and me don't give a fuck in this case ;-). :sex:

Sorry for you but free guinness for everybody else.
 

swords

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I hope the profits from your investments cover the production and distribution costs of the delicious alcoholic beverage you are freely distributing.
 

Manisch Depressiv

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UK -> AVALON movers!11

Come back to cluster before you kill Avalon with kiting, you bore ze Germans already and they are whining and puking!

Hahaha...
 

Coldbeard

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I got rich as well, started a recruitment agency for comedians found on FH.
 

tierk

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Coldbeard said:
I got rich as well, started a recruitment agency for comedians found on FH.

:clap:
You wanker you made made me spill my coffee all over my monitor and key board.

repped
 

Cromcruaich

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Manisch Depressiv said:
Well, some time ago I had a flash of genius and I invested into the stock of tissue production companies. Someone gave me a hint and told me that the people running FH are directly linked with those companies and it became very obvious that FH is responsible for most of the world's demand for tissues.

I am now a major stockholder of every single public company producing tissues and each time you whine I am getting richer and richer!

Thank you very much for the great whine and keep it coming please!

I very wise investment as well as all the wankers on alb will also ensure demand is high....
 

Nate

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I got rich by making a utube video where I repeatedly stamp on all the richtea emo biscuits in the world, and am now going round everyones houses with vlad to brrrap you all :D
 

Deadweight89

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Manisch Depressiv said:
Vlad exists? I thought he was some kind of weird forum bot post AI.


to qualify for AI you need to show some sort of intelligence
 

MaCaBr3

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I got rich selling care:

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