How much fakery do you use on yourself?

[old.Tohtori]

tbh Toht i'm not trying to be harsh but you probably reak of cat piss but are just used to the smell and no one has said anything.

It's your honest opinion and i respect that, but the truth is, i don't.

I know that besides a "smell-o-vision" i can't prove it, but it's the truth.

Believe me, fine enough.

Don't? It's ok too, it's not like we're going to meet.

 

[sayward]

Actually, the two most attractive (to me anyway) men I know don't seem to use aftershave or anything like that. They just smell of themselves, not exactly nothing but wonderful, clean I suppose. Think Russel knows what I mean, but they don't seem to even smell of soap.

 

[Scouse]

I know that besides a "smell-o-vision" i can't prove it, but it's the truth.

*cough*

 

[Scouse]

...they don't seem to even smell of soap.

You only smell of soap if you fail to rinse properly

 

[DaGaffer]

You only smell of soap if you fail to rinse properly

That depends on the soap.