For a start @babs I was very gentle, you would *not* of had any sort of sore hole out of any I entered
and @TdC I am an expert at that thing you said I'm rubbish at.....hornythornicology or whatever it was.
Wasn't Dorimor = Thugs?
Calls for.
Dori was actually a sound bloke once you got to know him.
That's a polite way of saying "he was a dick, but you got used to it".
tbh I'm sure he was/is quite good at the game. came across as very focussed and dedicated when it came to things he liked. that said, he was also very good at getting banned
really? lol, such effort and all for naughtHe was actually dreadful and made up pretty much everything.
I was told it was gauche to discuss the size of one's pecker in polite company.
TdC: - 3 points
(You can get triple the deducted points back if you make a cake and post baking pics)
so...are you saying @babs has an arse like a painters bucket, or that you are hung...like...a...fieldmouse?
Ate em a lot in Turkey, not for me personally. Unless... What if you ran bacon in a meat-grinder and made a bacon bottom? Mmmmmmm
Six foot six and a hundred tons, the undisputed king of the slums.To answer your question @TdC me and babs are both big lads, I am well over six foot and iirc so is babs. As such it pains me that I am in fact hung like a field mouse, which if there is a god is his way of taking the piss. Trousers don't fit me and I have a tiny dong, yeah nice one Jebus as for @babs anus it is tight and ripe like a beautiful peach.