For a start @babs I was very gentle, you would *not* of had any sort of sore hole out of any I entered![]()
and @TdC I am an expert at that thing you said I'm rubbish at.....hornythornicology or whatever it was.
Wasn't Dorimor = Thugs?
Calls for.
Dori was actually a sound bloke once you got to know him.
That's a polite way of saying "he was a dick, but you got used to it".
tbh I'm sure he was/is quite good at the game. came across as very focussed and dedicated when it came to things he liked. that said, he was also very good at getting banned![]()
really? lol, such effort and all for naughtHe was actually dreadful and made up pretty much everything.
I was told it was gauche to discuss the size of one's pecker in polite company.
TdC: - 3 points
(You can get triple the deducted points back if you make a cake and post baking pics)
so...are you saying @babs has an arse like a painters bucket, or that you are hung...like...a...fieldmouse?
Ate em a lot in Turkey, not for me personally. Unless... What if you ran bacon in a meat-grinder and made a bacon bottom? Mmmmmmm
Six foot six and a hundred tons, the undisputed king of the slums.To answer your question @TdC me and babs are both big lads, I am well over six foot and iirc so is babs. As such it pains me that I am in fact hung like a field mouse, which if there is a god is his way of taking the piss. Trousers don't fit me and I have a tiny dong, yeah nice one Jebusas for @babs anus it is tight and ripe like a beautiful peach.