Gettin me decks @ last

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xenon2000

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*smash* camera, *throw* it into wall and *stop* people using these *stupid* words-in-stars *bullshit!*
 
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old.TUG

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Originally posted by Perplex
Awww :(

/me puts anthrax back into sealy-bag

i can give u frankies address if u want ;)

also cud everyone stop being gayed up pls thx
 
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Stazbumpa

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I'm not gaying up with anyone.
My bread is buttered on the correct side.
 
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old.frankie

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always the same people doing the gay stuff innit
 
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Dimebag

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Twat. Ever tried DJ'ing? Ever been out clubbing? Thought not.


Wow assumption is the mother of all fuck ups and you score big time!
One of my best mates is a DJ and nearly every one of my other mates is into music that involves DJ's and decks... the reason i say I hate it is because its been force fed down my throat for about 5 years, and its total shit, all of it.

I dont give a fuck what instruments people used to play, its not about "growing up" its about tastes changing with age. So according to you lot growing 10 years older automatically makes you like more repetetive less skilled music, that has no lyrical content worth listening to what so ever? k.

And yes I am fucking entitled to say "less skilled". I played on my mates decks and learnt to crossfade mix a song into another in about 3 songs (10 minutes). Its not fucking hard and anyone who claims you need anywhere near the skill to use decks than use an instrument is a pakistani cock sniffer. I've been playing guitar for about 6 or 7 years and theres still things that blow my mind from the likes of malmsteen etc.

It always strikes me that the people who want to sit there and tell me I'm not entitled to my opinion are the uneducated idiots who WILL NOT listen to anything different incase someone should hear them! Its like this stupid bint i met in the union last week, sitting there shouting about how a rage against the machine song that came on is shit and how its all about dying or something. This angers me because if she took more than 1 second before judging it she would realise they are one of the most intellegent bands around to listen to and it has NOTHING WHAT SO EVER about dying? What are these fucking people on? Those of you who sit there and say similar things without ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THE FUCKING MUSIC are all the same, and can promptly be struck down with various things, for one, aids.

Perplex being an exception to this rule as he on occasion listens to nirvana and some other decent stuff :)

Dime

Oh and for the record... I do not like slipknot in their current incarnation, their very first album called mate feed kill repeat was actually quite good and showed off the fact there are musicians under all that getup. However i doubt anyone here will have actually listened to it, so I'd not put comments about things you dont know again. Thx
 
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old.Jas

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Ahhh - an arguement about who likes what music

How original
 
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Dimebag

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What you are having a pop at me because i claim to have a best freind some guy, or is it because someone who likes the music I do couldnt possibly have a mate thats into a different type of music?

Either way you are a shit shit cunt and it goes to prove how right I was, if you can only resort to shit insults just keep your mouth shut in future yeah?

Dime
 
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Summo

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That sort of response is exactly why I find it hard to believe.

Got nothing to do with music.
 
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bigbb

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/me goes off the point and makes a random and useless comment.

Dime, I wouldn't call Horndean, Southampton, What do they call it? I talkin bout ur location profile
 
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Dimebag

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eh?

Location: Sothampton, Hampshire, England

Nowhere in my profile is horndean listed...
I looked in my icq one too, I cant see a horndean.

Horndean is where my parents live, its like 10 miles north of portsmouth.

I currently live in southampton. Point out to where you got horndean from and ill change it :p

Dime
 
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bigbb

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aha, no u toldeh meh horndean a while ago when I said "I know where you live!". I didn'ty realise u no longer resident der. U in Southampton Institue or Uni or sommet?
 
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Stazbumpa

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Dear oh dear Dimebag, what an utter prick you are.

You might have been able to mix in 10 minutes but thats the very basic and easiest thing about DJ'ing that you learn. It takes years to get "good" (like playing guitar does, for instance).
I've been DJ'ing 7 years and there's stuff that DMC DJ's do that I still can't get my head round.
As for being force fed it by your mates, don't blame us and don't get het up about, it won't do you blood pressure any good at all. I know all about Malmsteen thankyou very much because I have a wide appreciation of music which means, in terms that you might be able to understand, I can listen to pretty much anything and enjoy it.

Unlike you.

And how did I get my wide musical taste?
By DJ'ing and playing all sorts of music.
I also don't slag off other types of music because I recognise that a: it all takes skill to make b: musical tastes are highly personal things.

Again, unlike you.

At the end of the day you will only listen to what you think is good music and the fact that you think "electronic" music is crap without any rhyme or reason, then you are only shutting yourself off from a very diverse and entertaining scene.
But having said that, I and thousands of clubbers are most pleased by this coz we don't particularly want your narrow minded scummy arse in our clubs anyway.

Well done Dimebag, your rant has shown your true colours and we are amused.
 
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Dimebag

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I can listen to pretty much anything and enjoy it.

Unlike you.
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Have a medal, go on.

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I also don't slag off other types of music because I recognise that a: it all takes skill to make b: musical tastes are highly personal things.

Again, unlike you

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Of course I realise some people enjoy other types of music that I dont like. Its a bit hard to ignore. From 8am each day through to when my head hits the pillow all I hear is fucking thumping bass from dance/trace music tracks. Theres not a single bit of variation in anyone of them. I personally can not see anything worth listening to in the music, and that is why I HAVE MY OPINION.

I have not mentioned once people shouldnt listen to any sort of music, but frequently people have taken the piss out of what I might like to listen to, and you have the nerve to say I dont have an open mind?

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At the end of the day you will only listen to what you think is good music and the fact that you think "electronic" music is crap without any rhyme or reason, then you are only shutting yourself off from a very diverse and entertaining scene.
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Without rhyme nor reason? Ok heres a few to make it clear.

The songs are shallow and meaningless.
They have no lyrical content worth listening to.
They are good to dance to but the majority of the people i know dont fucking dance, they sit and listen to it, while their brain no doubt rots.
It means something to me, the skill and difficulty a peice of music takes to play, so when i listen to something that repeats every 0.5 seconds with a shit oh-so-predictable keyboard melody, and shit samples, I tend to get the slightest bit wound up.

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But having said that, I and thousands of clubbers are most pleased by this coz we don't particularly want your narrow minded scummy arse in our clubs anyway
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Ok... now here is where I think it gets funny. Narrow minded, me? Out of every person you are likely to meet, you are calling me who opens their mind and listens to well thought out, skilled intellegent music, narrow minded. MY opinions on the music you enjoy listen to, are just that, my opinion. You calling me a prick for stating what I think is basically saying I dont have the right to one, so I think you should think more carefully before saying anything else.

And also people like me who listen to my type of music, and go to metal / alternative clubs are generally the more open minded and intellegent individuals I find. You dont see any fights, or people getting picked on because of how they look where I go, also there are no townie cunts ready to pick a fight because you may have looked at them previously.

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Well done Dimebag, your rant has shown your true colours and we are amused
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I'm sure "we" are you smug cunt.

Dime
 
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bodhi

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Funnily enough I disagree with Staz (this agreeing lark couldn't last forever mate ;)).

Personally I find mainstream trance/house about as talented and diverse as sitting on the can. However I am willing to see its qualities, they just arent qualities I look for in music. I do like the odd dance track (Im listening to Flawless as I type this and have Delerium on queue), but I'll take some guitar led music any day of the week. I am quite partial to the "alternative" dance music, such as Fluke, FSOL, Prodigy, Chemicals, Leftfield and Orbital. And drum'n bass 0wns hard.

I have completely forgotten what the main point of my rant was.

*toddles off to listen to Limp Bizkit*
 
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Dimebag

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Woah, careful about expressing an opinion bod... I wouldnt have got involved... you are liable to be called, now what was it,

A scummy closed minded prick.

Dime
 
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bodhi

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I like to keep my mind closed mate. That way there's less chance of losing it.
 
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Stazbumpa

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The songs are shallow and meaningless.
They have no lyrical content worth listening to.
They are good to dance to but the majority of the people i know dont fucking dance, they sit and listen to it, while their brain no doubt rots.


Their problem, not yours and certainly not mine either. I know plenty of people like that and I sit and wonder why. But listening to dance music isn't a crime that I know of. Why are the tracks shallow and meaningless? I agree that there is a lot of shit in the dance industry but thats due to money men within the scene.
The rock/metal scene has had that problem for years, hence a huge pile of shit that comes from that camp too.
A decent dance track moves you, hence the fucking title of dance track.


It means something to me, the skill and difficulty a peice of music takes to play, so when i listen to something that repeats every 0.5 seconds with a shit oh-so-predictable keyboard melody, and shit samples, I tend to get the slightest bit wound up.

If you practice long enough there's nothing that is difficult. Anyway, this point I refer to the answer I gave earlier. There is a lot of shit, but the good stuff ain't shit. And like I also said earlier, getting wound up about it ain't good for blood pressure/ grey hair/stomach ulcers or anything else.
If dance music annoys you that much then ffs get a life and chill out. Country and Western music is very high on my don't-like-at-all list but it doesn't bother me like dance music bothers you.


Ok... now here is where I think it gets funny. Narrow minded, me? Out of every person you are likely to meet, you are calling me who opens their mind and listens to well thought out, skilled intellegent music, narrow minded. MY opinions on the music you enjoy listen to, are just that, my opinion. You calling me a prick for stating what I think is basically saying I dont have the right to one, so I think you should think more carefully before saying anything else.

I'm not calling you a prick for stating your opinion, I'm calling you a prick for flaming anyone that likes dance music and calling the entire scene, of which you know fuck all about, a load of shit.
I know fuck all about rock music, but I don't flame anyone that listens to it or enjoys it.
And here's is also the part that I think is funny. You reckon you're open minded? Then how come you managed to contradict yourself in the same post?
Open minded people don't come up with the shit that you've managed to spout on the grounds that their "open mind" allows them to see the others perspective and also allows for other pesonal tastes in whatever the subject matter may be. So whilst not liking dance music, as in your case, they dont insult the people who do.
In fact, that has fuck all to do with open minds, its basic fucking decency.

I never have a problem with peoples opinions, because they can easily be ignored and what the fuck difference do they make any way?
But I do have a problem with an opinion that insults me or others for no reason. You didn't make an opinon m8, you were flaming people, big difference.
 

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