Funniest review site in a long time

[old.Chavez]

http://almenconi.com/topics/games/reviews.html

Ok, so this holy guy is giving out reviews on games.

Lets start with good old Diablo:

Diablo is aptly named for its preoccupation with the occult and hellish, violent surroundings. The Bible warns us to have nothing to do with the Devil, so Diablo earns a score of 29%

What, your 29% for the devil ? Excuse me mr minister that's pretty evil.


Moving on to Mafia

Mafia receives a 23% (F-) [See Rating Definitions] for a great amount of blood and violence, extensive use of the Lord's name in vain, many other profanities, and the presentation of prostitution and premarital sex as acceptable

What about civilization 3

Civilization III gets a 93% (A) [See Rating Definitions] for it's ability to teach management skills, allowing the option of not having to resort to violence in order to win, and all around fun.

Oh and nuking eachother in the end is good christian entertainment eh.


This guy is hilarious. Check out the link

 

[SoulFly Amarok]

hahahha

 

[Gimly]

 

[old.Pepsay]

"Heaven Quest:

VIOLENCE
None.

ILLEGAL/HARMFUL BEHAVIOR
None

LANGUAGE
Nothing Objectionable.

NUDITY/SEXUAL CONTENT
None.


OCCULT/SUPERNATURAL
None.

CONCLUSION
Heaven Quest is great family fun with intriguing graphics and challenging Biblical trivia. Though the simplistic game play may primarily interest the preteens in your familykids 6-10 parents and kids alike will enjoy many repeat visits to this game. The game also has an educational value since you learn so much about Bible characters and the value of prayer in getting ahead. This simple theology and Bible history lesson can be a benefit to any family member regardless of age or education. It should be noted that the company makes it clear at their website and the documentation that comes with the game that salvation is not really obtained by works and is the free gift of God (Eph 2:8). Heaven Quest receives a 92% (A-) [See Rating Definitions] for its Biblical content and religious education values as well as being good family fun.You can acquire it at Top Meadows website at http://www.topm.com/hq/bible-game-study-hq.html."

What a great game! Im gonna go and buy it right now!

 

[Generic Poster]

Black & White

"Once a character in the game says "Oh hell." Otherwise there is no profanity."





Suddenly, I feel like playing GTA3 after reading his review.

 

[old.Pepsay]

Black & White

"ILLEGAL/HARMFUL MATERIAL
The most harmful characteristic of this game is not the violence, even though that is significant, but the fact that this game negates the one true God, suggesting that everyone can be a god - and one who suffers no repercussions for his actions."

Now this is just horrible

 

[mirieth]

Love it, very funny.

 

[old.Pepsay]

Look what i found

"Top-10 Best & Worst Cable Shows

The Parents Television Council (PTC) has released its first annual list of the "Top-10 Best & Worst Cable Shows" (on prime-time basic cable).

The Best:
1. State of Grace (ABC Family)
2. The Brothers Garcia (Nickelodeon)
3. SpongeBob SquarePants (Nickelodeon)
4. So Little Time (ABC Family)
5. Lizzie McGuire (Disney)
6. Caitlin's Way (Nickelodeon)
7. Powerpuff Girls (Cartoon Network)
8. Even Stevens (Disney)
9. Making the Band (MTV)
10. Nero Wolf (A&E).

The Worst:
1. The Shield (FX)
2. Undressed (MTV)
3. South Park (Comedy Central)
4. The Real World (MTV)
5. WWE Raw Is War (TNN)
6. The Man Show (Comedy Central)
7. Celebrity Deathmatch (MTV)
8. The Andy Dick Show (MTV)
9. Witchblade (TNT)
10. The Osbournes (MTV)."

 

[Generic Poster]

The Worst:
3. South Park (Comedy Central)
4. The Real World (MTV)
5. WWE Raw Is War (TNN)
9. Witchblade (TNT)



He's not wrong there

 

[old.Pepsay]

Originally posted by Generic Poster
The Worst:
3. South Park (Comedy Central)
4. The Real World (MTV)
5. WWE Raw Is War (TNN)
9. Witchblade (TNT)



He's not wrong there

Bah, south park is good , but dont look at 'The Worst' list look at 'The Best' list instead. I know you like the Powerpuff Girls generic

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by old.Pepsay

I know you like the Powerpuff Girls generic

.. who doesn't?

 

[Generic Poster]

Indeed! Powerpuff Girls roxk!

 

[pudzy]

lol he sucks