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[storch]

it is. you just think it isn't.

 

[Raven]

LOL man oh man you sure get a nice fire from such little kindling over here. it must be something in the air...sort of like your little beep beep beep cars. it sure is nice to purchase fuel imported from other places and pay under US$3 for the whole gallon. why it makes a man want to drive this.

smile as I go over you in your beep beep beep.

Mate, sorry but that's Japanese.

Look at the badge.

Fail.

Our off roaders makes yours feel like shit, they make the jap ones feel like the city cars that they are.

A proper off roader vs that peace of shit.

 

[storch]

The funny part? They find that truck more disgusting than putting another man's penis in their mouth...

actually from what I gather (I can't be at all certain I understand completely because they speak and more importantly write in a primitive form of our language) they seem to enjoy homosexual activity and I'm guessing 90% of them have yet to have sex with a member of the opposite sex. those that have had sex with members of the opposite seem to only have sex with the immediate family.

it's a strange place but there must be something we can learn here.

 

[rynnor]

Jap car eh - isnt that Un-american activity - McCarthy will rise from his grave and be after you

 

[Tom]

Big lazy engine, shoddy construction, interior plastic made from wheelie bins, vague handling.

Yep, its the ideal US car. All it needs is that Corinthian leather.

 

[Tom]

Mate, sorry but that's Japanese.

Look at the badge.

Fail.

Our off roaders makes yours feel like shit, they make the jap ones feel like the city cars that they are.

A proper off roader vs that peace of shit.

Actually:

May I introduce the Bowler Nemesis.

 

[storch]

Mate, sorry but that's Japanese.

Look at the badge.

Fail.

Our off roaders makes yours feel like shit, they make the jap ones feel like the city cars that they are.

<sigh> ok here's another free clue no need to thank me I actually enjoy helping along the less fortunate.

from the nissan page

Nissan North America - U.S. Manufacturing
Nissan has three production plants in the United States - in Smyrna and Decherd, Tennessee, and Canton, Mississippi. Production at Nissan's Smyrna Plant began in June 1983. The vehicle assembly plant has an annual production capacity of 550,000 vehicles and represents a capital investment of $2.5 billion. The plant produces the Nissan Altima, Nissan Maxima, Nissan Xterra, Nissan Frontier and Nissan Pathfinder.

The vehicle assembly plant in Canton, Mississippi, began producing vehicles in May 2003. The $1.4 billion plant now produces the Nissan Altima, Nissan Quest, Nissan Armada, Nissan Titan and Infiniti QX56. The plant has an annual production capacity of 400,000 vehicles.

Nissan's powertrain assembly plant in Decherd, Tennessee, began production in May 1997. Today the plant manufactures all the engines for the complete lineup of Nissan and Infiniti vehicles produced in the U.S. The plant also forges crankshafts, and cylinder block casting operations will begin in the spring of 2008.

Nissan North America - Smyrna
983 Nissan Drive
Smyrna, TN 37167
Phone: (615) 459-1400

Nissan North America - Canton
300 Nissan Drive
Canton, MS 39046
Phone: (601) 855-6010

Nissan North America - Decherd
520 Warren Chapel Road
Decherd, TN 37324

 

[rynnor]

The funny part? They find that truck more disgusting than putting another man's penis in their mouth...

Based on what exactly - you seem to be spinning on nothing?

Its customary not to make up the other side of the discussion - for one thing its pretty obvious.

 

[storch]

oh my look at the wee beep beepers. are they useful? I mean for carrying full sized football playing humans across 3200 miles of continent including crossing a desert and a swamp.

 

[rynnor]

I'm guessing 90% of them have yet to have sex with a member of the opposite sex. those that have had sex with members of the opposite seem to only have sex with the immediate family.

Ahh - now we know what elderly americans do in the evening - you've been jerking off while fantasising about Cal

 

[TdC]

<sigh> ok here's another free clue no need to thank me I actually enjoy helping along the less fortunate.

from the nissan page

Nissan North America - U.S. Manufacturing
Nissan has three production plants in the United States - in Smyrna and Decherd, Tennessee, and Canton, Mississippi. Production at Nissan's Smyrna Plant began in June 1983. The vehicle assembly plant has an annual production capacity of 550,000 vehicles and represents a capital investment of $2.5 billion. The plant produces the Nissan Altima, Nissan Maxima, Nissan Xterra, Nissan Frontier and Nissan Pathfinder.

The vehicle assembly plant in Canton, Mississippi, began producing vehicles in May 2003. The $1.4 billion plant now produces the Nissan Altima, Nissan Quest, Nissan Armada, Nissan Titan and Infiniti QX56. The plant has an annual production capacity of 400,000 vehicles.

Nissan's powertrain assembly plant in Decherd, Tennessee, began production in May 1997. Today the plant manufactures all the engines for the complete lineup of Nissan and Infiniti vehicles produced in the U.S. The plant also forges crankshafts, and cylinder block casting operations will begin in the spring of 2008.

Nissan North America - Smyrna
983 Nissan Drive
Smyrna, TN 37167
Phone: (615) 459-1400

Nissan North America - Canton
300 Nissan Drive
Canton, MS 39046
Phone: (601) 855-6010

Nissan North America - Decherd
520 Warren Chapel Road
Decherd, TN 37324

so you're actually saying it's shit then?

 

[Raven]

I think he is just a spaz to be fair.

 

[rynnor]

oh my look at the wee beep beepers. are they useful? I mean for carrying full sized football playing humans across 3200 miles of continent including crossing a desert and a swamp.

I'm afraid Euro cars would be of little use to you - obese americans could only fit on the roof rack.

 

[TdC]

Actually:

May I introduce the Bowler Nemesis.

that's almost staggeringly ugly btw. I must say, there is only one true XC car, and that is a Citroën:

Citroën ZX Rallye Raid in the nineties

 

[Raven]

It goes like shit off a stick though.

 

[Raven]

<sigh> ok here's another free clue no need to thank me I actually enjoy helping along the less fortunate.

from the nissan page

Nissan North America - U.S. Manufacturing
Nissan has three production plants in the United States - in Smyrna and Decherd, Tennessee, and Canton, Mississippi. Production at Nissan's Smyrna Plant began in June 1983. The vehicle assembly plant has an annual production capacity of 550,000 vehicles and represents a capital investment of $2.5 billion. The plant produces the Nissan Altima, Nissan Maxima, Nissan Xterra, Nissan Frontier and Nissan Pathfinder.

The vehicle assembly plant in Canton, Mississippi, began producing vehicles in May 2003. The $1.4 billion plant now produces the Nissan Altima, Nissan Quest, Nissan Armada, Nissan Titan and Infiniti QX56. The plant has an annual production capacity of 400,000 vehicles.

Nissan's powertrain assembly plant in Decherd, Tennessee, began production in May 1997. Today the plant manufactures all the engines for the complete lineup of Nissan and Infiniti vehicles produced in the U.S. The plant also forges crankshafts, and cylinder block casting operations will begin in the spring of 2008.

Nissan North America - Smyrna
983 Nissan Drive
Smyrna, TN 37167
Phone: (615) 459-1400

Nissan North America - Canton
300 Nissan Drive
Canton, MS 39046
Phone: (601) 855-6010

Nissan North America - Decherd
520 Warren Chapel Road
Decherd, TN 37324

Its still a city car with big wheels. Though made by fatties so probably has decent suspension.

 

[storch]

so you're actually saying it's shit then?

actually it's the best truck I've ever owned. it's fast and it corners as if on rails. there is always one ton of tools in the bed and another 500lbs of electronic replacement parts in the back seat. it has a slow turning but very torquey and effective 5.6L V8 and the damn thing honks. why just the other day I was traveling light with all the tools off and the back seat empty just me and the missus cruising up I-75 (that's an interstate highway similar in concept to your motorways) to visit some friends over on the left coast of florida and some youngsters in an older 911 went blowing by me at an impressive speed. in short order I caught them and when they went pedal to the metal I did the same. eventually they walked at about 160mph according to my GPS but not at all shabby for what is basically a three year old work truck with 70k miles on the drive train.

 

[storch]

Its still a city car with big wheels. Though made by fatties so probably has decent suspension.

here try this, just once. storch, I was mistaken and it is indeed an american made vehicle.

it won't hurt one bit if you do.

 

[Krazeh]

I think he is just a spaz to be fair.

To his credit he does seem to try very hard at his trolling, shame he's not particularly good at it tho

 

[Jeros]

actually from what I gather (I can't be at all certain I understand completely because they speak and more importantly write in a primitive form of our language) they seem to enjoy homosexual activity and I'm guessing 90% of them have yet to have sex with a member of the opposite sex. those that have had sex with members of the opposite seem to only have sex with the immediate family.

it's a strange place but there must be something we can learn here.

HAHA i was waiting for a post like this

Ladies and gentlemen, American "intellect"

 

[storch]

I'm afraid Euro cars would be of little use to you - obese americans could only fit on the roof rack.

yup I agree. I'm one fat fuck and I've lost weight over the last couple of years but I'm still fat. last time I visited the UK I saw lots of fat fucks that weren't US tourists. you guys might want to take notes on cars......

 

[Calaen]

harsh? how so? you are the tenderest of all antagonists. it's amazing how soft and fluffy you all appear to be.

why even little cock cal seems gentle, all trying to be bad and such. come to miami little cock cal, I'll buy you a beer.

Throw in a blow job and it might be worth the ticket.

 

[storch]

HAHA i was waiting for a post like this

Ladies and gentlemen, American "intellect"

HAHA ladies and ...um...er <scratches heads, yes upper and lower> additional ladies with moderately protruding naughty bits, english intellect or better lack thereof.

 

[Raven]

t is indeed an american made vehicle.

OK. Its an American built pile of shit. US Fail, US fail, US fail.

 

[TdC]

not bad then. my car doesn't go that fast, though here in Holland that would not be a good idea if it did. I'd either hit another car, a person, a tree, a windmill, miss my destination entirely, get lasered or all of the above

 

[Lazarus]

I would categorize it as about on par with having a daughter marry an englishman

sorry - but this is probably the only time im gonna agree with you storch,

fecking LOL

 

[rynnor]

yup I agree. I'm one fat fuck and I've lost weight over the last couple of years but I'm still fat. last time I visited the UK I saw lots of fat fucks that weren't US tourists. you guys might want to take notes on cars......

Very true - it is catching on over here. We have obese people going around in those electric cars for disabled people - do you see much of that over there or do they just stay in their cars?

 

[Jeros]

HAHA ladies and ...um...er <scratches heads, yes upper and lower> additional ladies with moderately protruding naughty bits, english intellect or better lack thereof.

You cant see how your own post made you look thick?

Also the homophobia is massively insulting to a lot of people.

 

[storch]

You cant see how your own post made you look thick?

Also the homophobia is massively insulting to a lot of people.

well I'm admittedly mildly insensitive to the feelings of others. will they ever forgive me?

 

[storch]

Very true - it is catching on over here. We have obese people going around in those electric cars for disabled people - do you see much of that over there or do they just stay in their cars?

well being a fat person here is no big deal. keep in mind I'm in miami, florida which is to say I don't really live in the united states. miami is truly a world city and draws some fine specimen both male and female. however on any weekend you can find me and about 1m other fat fucks happily prancing about the beach or on boats displaying our distended bellies and moobs (man boobs to you) with no shame and little regard for the searing of the eyes of others. hell some of us wear speedos.