for all the wimps!

[Olgaline]

Soapy wet newt porn on italian flatbread, voyered by a hypnotaod, staring a crippled spider and a ginger british lass ?

screw cams!
I'll be on the next flight to bour-what-ever-the-town-was-called!

 

[Edmond]

.....in for the spoon

 

[Ezteq]

lol Ed but is it fruity???


Olga I think you need to revise that statement to crippled ginger spider newt soaping an itallian hypnotoad and that pretty much sums up my life

 

[Edmond]

Mmmmm, a fruity spoon....haa haa

 

[Ezteq]

right this little hypnotoad is going to bed, if anyone wants to spoon me I'll leave the door open ^^

 

[Dukat]

right this little hypnotoad is going to bed, if anyone wants to spoon me I'll leave the door open ^^

Shotgun spoon!


Ahem

*blows smoke from F5 key ala clint-eastwood style*

 

[Edmond]

too far away...is there anyone nearer?

 

[TdC]

doesn't Chetan live near you fella

 

[Ezteq]

too far away...is there anyone nearer?

Doesn't Deebster live just down the road from you and from what I hear he'll spoon anything to within an inch of it's life ^^

 

[Edmond]

Doesn't Deebster live just down the road from you and from what I hear he'll spoon anything to within an inch of it's life ^^

If it moves, he'll give it a fruity spoon

 

[Ch3tan]

doesn't Chetan live near you fella

I clearly don't, he lives over near Basingshite and Farnham. It would take me an hour of very quick driving to get over there. Or a train.

That level of commitment is not worth it for just a spoon. I mean do you know how much fuel costs over here??

 

[TdC]

cheaper than over here. so stop whining and go spoon Edmond

 

[Ch3tan]

I'm not going near that, probably be left of nasal excrement from Deebs everywhere.

Maybe he should go have a shower with the ginge first?

edit:// sorry that was rude of me, where are my manners? should be: The Ginge

 

[TdC]

is that the Grinch's eviller sister?

 

[Ch3tan]

Eviller, but hotter. It's a fair trade off.

 

[Ezteq]

Shut up and get me some roast beast asap!


...and quit hogging the loofah!

 

[Edmond]

So, is anyone going to spoon me or not? i haven't got all bloody day ya know

*tut*

 

[Lamp]

quit hogging the loofah!

does anyone actually use a loofah these days(for what its intended, not for sticking it up donkeys bottoms etc)

 

[cHodAX]

does anyone actually use a loofah these days(for what its intended, not for sticking it up donkeys bottoms etc)

Docwolfe is not a donkey but him saying ooooooh-aaaaaah does sound a bit like a donkey going eeeeeeh-awwwww.

 

[Ezteq]

*cyber spoons Ed*

...wait, do I need a wizards hat and wand to cyber spoon?

 

[Dukat]

*cyber spoons Ed*

...wait, do I need a wizards hat and wand to cyber spoon?

Dont think you need them, but I'm sure they'll come in handy

and just remember, pics or it didnt happen!

 

[Ezteq]

err don't have the necessary kit but I can improvise with a stetson and lightsabre if that's any good?

 

[russell]

So, is anyone going to spoon me or not? i haven't got all bloody day ya know

*tut*

I know a sweet lady from Gloucester who would be more than willing

 

[russell]

or there is always 'the ladies that like to please men'

 

[Ezteq]

I know a sweet lady from Gloucester who would be more than willing

Ed's gotta giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirlfriiiiiiend nee ne nee nee neee!!

 

[Edmond]

Ez has gotta a boooooooooooyfriiiiiiiend nee ne nee nee neee!!!

 

[Ezteq]

Ez got a frigging shock this morning...

look who came back rofl! And none of you bastards were there to save me despite all the promises, I had to fight my way through terror and torment and ferocious beasties, while being scantily clad (me not the beastie...he was totally nekkid) and rescue myself..again!!

 

[Tuthmes]

I guess he/she really likes you Ez

 

[Ezteq]

Hmm after running a detailed analysis (i.e. looking at both photos) I think I must conclude that these are two different spiders!! *daa daa daaaa*


The one in the first pic has 4 legs on the left side and this latest one has the four legs on the right side, and although they are the same size I find it hard to believe that I was attacked by a spider with re-stickable limbs.

I am not keen on having two different giant motherfucking spiders choosing to reside in my tub (I mean if it was just the one, if I got sick of it I could of just Vladded him) because now I think there might be a nest of the bastards and one day I'll wake up covered in them...









there's a happy thought ^^

 

[cHodAX]

I can see Ez's spiders legs!

/fap fap fap