for all the wimps!

[Ezteq]

I'd hope they have less legs?

 

[Dukat]

I'd hope they have less legs?

This is Lamp and Cho we're talking about here!


Lamp and Cho!!!

 

[Ezteq]

Oh, so it's only lamp and cho that'd want to rush in and save me (while wearing nothing but soap bubbles and steam) from a marauding monster spider is it?

well, I think I could tell the difference between those two and a beastie because the beastie would probably just want to eat me...not expect me to return the favour ^^

 

[Lamp]

WARNING:

Spider sex causes spontaneous death - 26 June 2003 - New Scientist

 

[Dukat]

Oh, so it's only lamp and cho that'd want to rush in and save me (while wearing nothing but soap bubbles and steam) from a marauding monster spider is it?

Well, judging from how things panned out last time, you got the beastie so fast I'd be scared of being caught under a glass and thrown out of the window before ya realised I was the one coming to save the day

And us lions are endangered, don'tcha know Can't just go off saving foxy girls wearing nothing but soap bubbles and steam (slightly overdressed, imo ) at the drop of a hat!

That said, I might have to make an exception this one time...?

 

[cHodAX]

well, I think I could tell the difference between those two and a beastie because the beastie would probably just want to eat me...not expect me to return the favour ^^

No no, I am all about the munch, I don't need to recieve to give!

 

[TdC]

Butbutbut - with some of this lot on guard, how would you tell the difference between the beasties and the people supposed to be guarding you?

I'll moderate!


*bans everyone*

 

[Ezteq]

right so so far we have guards, moderators, a showeree and a couple of general vouyers...anyone else want to partake in my shower?

I guess we'd need to find another huge friggign arachnid to make the whole thing worth it then we're set.

to HQ it is folks!

 

[Edmond]

Did someone mention naked soapy babes....?

 

[Ezteq]

no lol, no babes, just me...and a spider.


...possibly a frog though he can't swim too well.

 

[Edmond]

Sorry, my spidey senses picked up 'naked soapy buxom babes in hot steamy shower shocker'....oh, and a frog

 

[cHodAX]

Sorry, my spidey senses picked up 'naked soapy buxom babes in hot steamy shower shocker'....oh, and a frog

That's no frog, it is David Ginola washing his hair because he is worth it!

 

[Edmond]

Ooh La La !!!

 

[cHodAX]

Ooh La La !!!

He is French not fkin Scouse!

 

[Ezteq]

rofl in what universe is that even remotely scouse??

 

[Dukat]

Sorry, my spidey senses picked up 'naked soapy buxom babes in hot steamy shower shocker'....oh, and a frog

Dont forget the g/pigs!

Seems we've got ya bang to rights, Ez As super fast and wonderfully soapy as you may be, you're not wiggling out of this one... though I doubt anyone will object to watching you try





...




Uhm, did it get suddenly get warm in here?

Edit: Also, Cho made me lol so much my brew went everywhere

 

[Ezteq]

...waits for someone to suggest a OT shower video contest


OK so next time I get attacked by a rampaging beast in HQ I can count on y'all to come save me then eh?

 

[cHodAX]

rofl in what universe is that even remotely scouse??

Everyone knows La is Scouse for Laaa and Lad and Lard and stuff!

 

[cHodAX]

...waits for someone to suggest a OT shower video contest


OK so next time I get attacked by a rampaging beast in HQ I can count on y'all to come save me then eh?

Just Cam4 stream it, most of my soapy rubdowns are broadcast on there.

 

[Edmond]

Everyone knows La is Scouse for Laaa and Lad and Lard and stuff!

I didn't mean 'Eh!! Laa.....calm down, calm down'

 

[Ezteq]

Everyone knows La is Scouse for Laaa and Lad and Lard and stuff!

it was not scouse because there was no fucking included...a bit like my shower with the beast on sunday ^^


sorry fooccchin'

 

[cHodAX]

sorry fooccchin'

Isn't that Italian flatbread?

 

[Ezteq]

no thats foccachia, which is souse for what's at you I believe?

 

[cHodAX]

no thats foccachia, which is souse for what's at you I believe?

Thats the fella!

 

[Edmond]

So how did the frog come to be in the shower covered in soap in the first place...?

 

[Ezteq]

no that was me, the frog was in his tank watching newt porn

 

[Dukat]

So how did the frog come to be in the shower covered in soap in the first place...?

I suspect he was lured in there by the promise of italian flatbread!

edit: wait, there's newt porn?!

 

[Ezteq]

I suspect he was lured in there by the promise of italian flatbread!

here have a spoon

 

[Edmond]

Lol

 

[Dukat]

here have a spoon

Perfect timing :wub:

*begins digging escape tunnel*