for all the wimps!

[Ezteq]

hehe just downloaded this from my phone today; after a rather drunken night on Saturday I went to take my shower on Sunday morning only to find that someone was already using the tub...


I did debate whether or not to feed it to Vlad but as you can see from the picture this sucker is bigger than him lol!

So next time one of you pansies screams about having a moth in their bedroom just think what I have to deal with and quit yer griping!



HQ Land of the giant fecking insects and small nerds

 

[Lamp]

haha....awesome....you have to keep it

 

[Ezteq]

rofl too late for that bud, I tried liberating him out the bathroom window but he was so big he didnt go through the slats and just bounced back in and flipping charged at me, so he went out the bedroom window instead...I think he cracked the patio when he landed tbh.

 

[Lamp]

and flipping charged at me

lmao....I bet you swore when he did that

edit - he'll float down & be fine. Right now he's working out how to get back in. Go infra red!

 

[TdC]

Vlad would frogrape that sucker though

 

[Amanita]

I should take a photo of the spiders who reside in my bedroom. There's disadvantages to living in the middle of nowhere and its that all the spiders come in out of the cold at this time of year...

Oh, I seem to be down to three. I don't have the heart to throw them out, they look so comfy.

 

[megadave]

no health bars, aint that big!

 

[Ezteq]

lmao....I bet you swore when he did that

edit - he'll float down & be fine. Right now he's working out how to get back in. Go infra red!

ha too flipping right i did, i felt like Ripley in the medlab with newt when burke lets the facehuggers loose lol.


Amanita; I generally let them stay but this one could very well have eaten my g/pigs in their sleep so he had to go.

 

[ECA]

Spiders are the evil arachnoid spies for our alien overlords - I take great pride in squishing them like the evil bastids they are.

 

[Amanita]

ha too flipping right i did, i felt like Ripley in the medlab with newt when burke lets the facehuggers loose lol.


Amanita; I generally let them stay but this one could very well have eaten my g/pigs in their sleep so he had to go.

Haha, the facehugger image'll stay with me a while

You must protect your fuzzies for sure!

 

[TdC]

there will come a day when she considers feeding them to Vlad I am sure

 

[Thorwyn]

Am I the only one who noticed that it only got 7 legs? What happened to the 8th leg?
*looks @ Ez suspiciously*

 

[cHodAX]

Ez listen, erm sorry. My planned visit, will have to cancel, erm unforseen circumstances etc,

 

[Olgaline]

Ez beat up a cripple!

you son of a motherless goat!...no wait...you..eh--you uhm....Bad you!

 

[Huntingtons]

i have love for such a being indeed.

 

[kirennia]

Ahha! I thought I'd seen him before!

Spoiler

 

[Levin]

Am I the only one who noticed that it only got 7 legs? What happened to the 8th leg?
*looks @ Ez suspiciously*

I noticed too, and would have made it my comment if you hadn't already you bastard! Now i'll have to think up something else to say other than "i fooking hate spiders!!!"

 

[Dukat]

Ez listen, erm sorry. My planned visit, will have to cancel, erm unforseen circumstances etc,

Haha - and if the spider doesn't get you, you'll end up as a snack for Vlad!

 

[Ezteq]

Haha - and if the spider doesn't get you, you'll end up as a snack for Vlad!

yeah tbh we all bite here at HQ


btw roffled@ the beating up a cripple comment hehe it only had seven legs because it'd ripped the 8th off and was trying to batter me to death with it tbh

 

[Dukat]

yeah tbh we all bite here at HQ

I sense someone shifting the blame here, those poor g/pigs have bitten no one and you know it!!

 

[Ezteq]

yeah well someone else can deal with big bad arsed spiders next time one tries to shower with me tbh ^^

 

[cHodAX]

yeah well someone else can deal with big bad arsed spiders next time one tries to shower with me tbh ^^

Hang on, so what you are saying is that if I come around and sort the spider out I get to take a shower with you?

Tempting offer!

 

[Ezteq]

chodax I have the feeling that you are possibly the only man on the planet that someone could take a shower with and feel dirtier upon leaving than they did before they got in.

 

[Lamp]

not the only

 

[TdC]

I'll shower witcha Cho! ;-) Lamp can watch!

 

[georgie]

yeah well someone else can deal with big bad arsed spiders next time one tries to shower with me tbh ^^

Sure, I'll volunteer to be the lookout guy while you shower.

 

[Ezteq]

I just don't feel safe with all those beasties surrounding my vulnerable, soapy nakedness...I'm sure having you lot guarding me would make me feel much safer ^^

 

[TdC]

*twitch*

 

[cHodAX]

chodax I have the feeling that you are possibly the only man on the planet that someone could take a shower with and feel dirtier upon leaving than they did before they got in.

Dirty in a good way, definately.

 

[Dukat]

I just don't feel safe with all those beasties surrounding my vulnerable, soapy nakedness...I'm sure having you lot guarding me would make me feel much safer ^^

Butbutbut - with some of this lot on guard, how would you tell the difference between the beasties and the people supposed to be guarding you?