Ame
Fledgling Freddie
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What is your favouritest, funiest quotes you know?
Here are mine:
"All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store.""
Steven Wright
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
Woody Allen
"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."
- Anonymous
Here are mine:
"All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store.""
Steven Wright
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
Woody Allen
"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."
- Anonymous