Favourite Quotes?

[Ezteq]

few of mine:

<heartbreak ridge where gunnery sgnt highway damands a cadnece from his platoon>
""Modle t ford with a tank fulla gas
hand fulla pussy and a mouth fulla ass!""

<from terry pratchetts "night watch">
hows it looking boys?
couldnt be any worse if it was raining arseholes sarge

this one always cracks me up:
from moonraker
[scene] all the suits are in m16 HQ zoom in of bonds location and see his thermal image covering a girls thermal image

Some Bloke in Suit: What the devils he doing????
Q: Looks like he's attempting re entry sir.


movie "white chicks"

Oooh you wanna talk about mamma?? weeeeeeeeeell your momma so stupid she went to dr dre for a pap smear!

Your momma so old she had to breast feed you like this! <blows powder at other girl>

ow man could o on and on but not going to seriously recommend you rent the movie white chicks tbh so damn funny, stupid as hell but if you remember its just a comedy youll survive it and have a good time

 

[Jjuraa]

for stupid ammounts of funny quotes, look no further than www.bash.org

samples:

<pixelsoft> GHB? Don't you go to school?
<GHB> Today is Saturday
<pixelsoft> It's Friday
GHB left arena

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

and the one that had me in stitches (for some reason)

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

 

[Kami]

Three favs:

'I parked the car, and like the true geek I am, I marked the GPS coordinates of the parking lot.' (Friend on IRC)

Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. (Mariah Carey)

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces.
Ron Atkinson

Stuck all my fav ones in a random block on my website. Might copy a few from here