Politics Election 2019

[caLLous]

View: https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1486015473359724546

 

[Gwadien]

Boris Johnson authorised Afghan animal evacuation, leaked email suggests

Boris Johnson has previously dismissed as "nonsense" claims he intervened to help an animal charity.

www.bbc.co.uk

So literally approved this because of the publicity, but lots of humans didn't make it.

Lol.

 

[Gwadien]

Soo Level up = Levelling up: Sheffield and Wolverhampton chosen for government regeneration plans

Sheffield?

Sheffield as in the one with a large uni presence = brings money into the city?

What about all other smaller former mining/dead industry towns which are properly struggling.

 

[Ormorof]

Soo Level up = Levelling up: Sheffield and Wolverhampton chosen for government regeneration plans

Sheffield?

Sheffield as in the one with a large uni presence = brings money into the city?

What about all other smaller former mining/dead industry towns which are properly struggling.

Do they vote conservative?

 

[Raven]

Or if they do, do their MPs tow the line?

 

[Gwadien]

Maybe they just picked two towns that already had on going projects and now they're going to give Tory-mate the entire budget to go and cover the towns in posters saying that the Tories are leveling up! These areas.

 

[DaGaffer]

So the Gray report is out and says with some Caveats, that Downing St. is a big bag of unaccountable shite but doesn't single out Johnson specifically. So what's next?

 

[Bodhi]

So the Gray report is out and says with some Caveats, that Downing St. is a big bag of unaccountable shite but doesn't single out Johnson specifically. So what's next?

I'm going to go for the "shrugging and getting on with my life" approach.

 

[Raven]

So the Gray report is out and says with some Caveats, that Downing St. is a big bag of unaccountable shite but doesn't single out Johnson specifically. So what's next?

Absolutely nothing.

 

[Wij]

View: https://twitter.com/RobDotHutton/status/1488157230910394370

 

[Raven]

He is already peddling lies and false promises. The man has no shame, he will do nothing about it because why would he? Will he be punished? Unlikely.

Will he release the unredacted report out of choice? No, ofc he won't and never had any intention to do so in the first place.

 

[Raven]

Dorries being interviewed live. Car crash. She doesn't understand the issue.

The sudden look on her face when she asks herself if a Prime Minister has ever been interviewed under caution. BBC chap made sure they moved on to something else.

 

[Gwadien]

I'm going to go for the "shrugging and getting on with my life" approach.

Would you have the same response if it were a Labour leader?

 

[Aoami]

Dorries being interviewed live. Car crash. She doesn't understand the issue.

The sudden look on her face when she asks herself if a Prime Minister has ever been interviewed under caution. BBC chap made sure they moved on to something else.

The woman is both an awful human being and woefully incompetent. Shambolic.

 

[Raven]

I'm going to watch the Thick of it again.

 

[caLLous]

Ffs. Even if it's just a coincidence and there was no pressure or interference...

Met Police 'stitch up' claim as Javid's brother oversees Partygate complaints

Deputy Assistant Commissioner Bas Javid, sibling of Sajid Javid, is the second highest ranking officer in the department that decided not to investigate the force’s handling of the gatherings

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Ormorof]

Ffs. Even if it's just a coincidence and there was no pressure or interference...

Met Police 'stitch up' claim as Javid's brother oversees Partygate complaints

Deputy Assistant Commissioner Bas Javid, sibling of Sajid Javid, is the second highest ranking officer in the department that decided not to investigate the force’s handling of the gatherings

www.mirror.co.uk

It feels like a cover up even without this, this will just confirm it in many peoples minds

 

[Aoami]

Ffs. Even if it's just a coincidence and there was no pressure or interference...

Met Police 'stitch up' claim as Javid's brother oversees Partygate complaints

Deputy Assistant Commissioner Bas Javid, sibling of Sajid Javid, is the second highest ranking officer in the department that decided not to investigate the force’s handling of the gatherings

www.mirror.co.uk

Lol fucking hell. Shameless.

 

[Raven]

Boris just chatting absolute shit in PMQs It's like nothing happened.

 

[Gwadien]

Boris just chatting absolute shit in PMQs It's like nothing happened.

Let me guess

'This Government is getting on with the job'?

 

[Raven]

Just banging on about how we got any old PPE and it doesn't matter that tax is going up to pay for a £lolbillion write off.

I am going to write to my bellend MP again.

I'm also joining the Green party.

 

[Aoami]

Your bellend has its own MP?

 

[Gwadien]

Gee I am glad we dodged Corbyn imagine the extra spending and increased taxation!

 

[Tom]

Can you imagine if we'd had that chaos with Ed Milliband tbh?

 

[Scouse]

Can you imagine if we'd had that chaos with Ed Milliband tbh?

We'd still be talking about how he chews bacon butties.

 

[Aoami]

I loved Red Ed. I thought he had so much potential.

 

[caLLous]

Parts of Michael Gove’s levelling-up plan copied from Wikipedia

Opposition parties say document appeared ‘cobbled together in a rush’

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Gwadien]

Parts of Michael Gove’s levelling-up plan copied from Wikipedia

Opposition parties say document appeared ‘cobbled together in a rush’

www.independent.co.uk

Big shock.

 

[Raven]

To be fair, they probably asked an aide to do it Wednesday evening.

"Write what you like, it's not like any of this drivel will come to fruition"

You know they're fucked when even the thing they wanted to use to hide other stories is also a complete shambles.

 

[Gwadien]

This is your daily reminder that the Tories are taking the country forward.