Rant Dukat's News Corner

[Dukat]

Bob Ainsworth is right, legalise drugs to beat the drugs trade:
BBC News - Ex-minister Bob Ainsworth: Make drugs legally available

Deport and then preferably kill this little shithead(!!):
BBC News - Blackburn death crash driver will not be deported

Sue Scottland for racial discrimination:
BBC News - English, Welsh and N Irish 'face Scots degree fee rise'

Also:
BACON - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia


That is all!

 

[Ezteq]

... regional news from the south west, you're hot *shuffles papers* thank you and good evening.

 

[Dukat]

Aw :wub:


Now stop messing up my serious news!

More news!

A little ice does not = "Arctic Air"!!
BBC News - Arctic air bringing ice and snow back to the UK

 

[Gwadien]

*This thread is locked for everyone, but Dukat and Ez*

 

[Dukat]

I was trying to be Ron Burgundy and YOU ALL RUINED IT


Go fuck yourself, San Diego!!

 

[Ezteq]

...you're so cute when you throw a tantrum












*punches air* YES!!!

 

[Dukat]

...you're so cute when you throw a tantrum












*punches air* YES!!!

IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!

 

[Punishment]

IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!

YouTube - Ron Burgundy?

 

[Dukat]

prefer unedited YouTube - The man punted Baxter! (Extended scene)

 

[cHodAX]

Your news channel is shite, mine was far better.

 

[Shagrat]

Suerly your Fox News to Dukat's CNN ?

 

[cHodAX]

Suerly your Fox News to Dukat's CNN ?

Fuck that, I am the Jeremy Paxman of Freddyshouse! Infact I am Frost to Deebs's Nixon! I am that damn good!

 

[Sparx]

pfft your more Jedward but we didnt want to say

Who else just wants to watch Ez and Duckat flirt?

 

[cHodAX]

pfft your more Jedward but we didnt want to say

Yada yada yada! Try harder my cum-dodging little friend.

 

[Sparx]

Hey now lets not make up names here. I dont dodge ok

 

[Zenith.UK]

Aw :wub:


Now stop messing up my serious news!

More news!

A little ice does not = "Arctic Air"!!
BBC News - Arctic air bringing ice and snow back to the UK

The wind is blowing from a NW direction from above the Arctic Circle, therefore Arctic air. It's certainly colder here tonight. I've had to put the hallway heater on again and turn the storage heaters up a notch.

 

[cHodAX]

Hey now lets not make up names here. I dont dodge ok

Oh? So you are a swallower? Mebbe a bukakke artist?

Sparx has got talent!

 

[Sparx]

we all have a place in this world

 

[Bahumat]

Haha I did a poo in Dukats rifle magazine I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish.