Misc Deebs rolls a critical fail.

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Zarjazz, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. soze

    soze I am a FH squatter

    Can you sit on the end of your bath? When I broke my foot I had to sit on the end then swing my legs in. Was a right pain.
     
  2. rynnor

    rynnor Rockhound Moderator

    You need a chair or stool the same height as your bath top then you can sit on it and swing your legs over the edge of the bath to get in.
     
  3. Wazzerphuk

    Wazzerphuk FH is my second home

    I just grasp both sides and hop in like a man ffs. Although, given your incredible age that might be a lot harder for you.
     
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  4. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    sooooo...what are you wearing?
     
  5. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    Isn't it the other way around?
     
  6. sayward

    sayward Resident Freddy

    Update?x
     
  7. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Off to hospital today for another scan (Royal London) and then a full fibreglass cast or so they said last week. Hating it. Loathing it.

    Edit. Managed to set the disabled alarms off yesterday at work :)
     
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  8. rynnor

    rynnor Rockhound Moderator

    Are you going to need surgery eventually or is it fixable by staying off it?
     
  9. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    I think they will do another scan today and tell me more (If I recall correctly)
     
  10. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    let us know chum :)

    you should be learning some new and interesting things. for example, I learned that the HOSPITAL that I went to when I broke my leg has doors on their lifts that close too quickly for someone on crutches to negotiate them. how shit is that eh?
     
  11. old.Osy

    old.Osy No longer scrounging, still a bastard.

  12. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Right, back.

    Full cast, had to bend my foot back as much as I could bear the pain. Fucking kills. They will not operate as it is not a complete snap, they reckon about 6 weeks with a cast and then physio. Told me not to think about jogging for 4 months, oh how I laughed. Like I am going do that anytime soon.
     
  13. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    6 weeks? pussy :p









































    (wub)
     
  14. rynnor

    rynnor Rockhound Moderator

    Thats good news - no surgery at least.

    Is the new cast also with you pointing your toes? That looked an awkward position to put up with?
     
  15. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    his foot should be more or less in the normal standing geometry. the reason I limp slightly is because they put me in the cast "on point" and my tendons got fucked.
     
  16. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    They asked me to try and bring my foot back from a pointed position as much as I could bear the pain under my own strength. So my foot is not as pointed as before and next time I go back I have to do it over again. Also with the fibreglass cast I can rest a little weight on it but to be honest its still hurting from bending it back so will probably be a few days.
     
  17. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Yup, not quite there but definitely not ballerina style :p
     
  18. sayward

    sayward Resident Freddy

    The Royal is the best. Spent three weeks sleeping in spare beds and their visitors building when my daughter broke her neck.
    Watch out for the HEMS (helicopter) I presume it's still based their since the re opening last month? They must have been expecting you as they sent the Queen!:p
     
  19. Bigmac

    Bigmac Can't get enough of FH

    When I dislocated my knee I was out for 9 months, 2 months in a brace, 3 months physio, key hole surgery then another 4 months physio and it still isn't right. Getting in and out of the shower was a bitch.
     
  20. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

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  21. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    yeah, that's exactly how it went down in the operating room :(
     
  22. sayward

    sayward Resident Freddy

    Sooooo could you not try and drive an automatic with your left foot? Or is your right leg too straight to get in the car?
     
  23. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    Oi Deebs!

    How's it going hopalong? :)
     
  24. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Not too bad, in a full cast, putting pressure on the leg (Consultant is happy about that). Got stressed at work on Thursday and just wanted to be back in my own home/space. It does get me down at times having to rely on other people.

    On the good news front is that I can move quite fast with the crutches now :) It's like I am a training athlete, *cough*. At this rate I shall enter myself for the 5metre sprint....
     
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  25. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

    You will probably win by a nose
     
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  26. Raven

    Raven Brrrrr!

    You should fit a wheel to it then you can scoot about at leisure.
     
  27. sayward

    sayward Resident Freddy

    Been Away a long time. How's it going you're very quiet?xx
     

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