Misc Deebs rolls a critical fail.

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Zarjazz, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. Will

    Will /bin/su Staff member Moderator

    Noob. 45psi is far too much. :p
     
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  2. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    Not when you weigh 17 stone kthxbai (yes I like my cycling, I also like my food) :)
     
  3. soze

    soze I am a FH squatter

    Sounds like you need to hire in a Tasty Russian to help you around the house. You have a posh job see if your medical plan covers it :)
     
  4. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    you weigh 17 stone? what are you, the ginger hulk? 0o
     
  5. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    I've been called many things but never that :) I've piled on the mileage in the last few years (about 5,000 a year) but no matter how little I eat, beyond starving myself to the point of headaches I seem to stay at about this weight.
     
  6. Jimmy

    Jimmy Part of the furniture


    Haha that's first thing i noticed. All seriousness hope your ok buddy.
     
  7. Bahumat

    Bahumat FH is my second home

    Happy birth...err, oh right. Yeah. Hope you have a speedy recovery birthday
     
  8. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Tosser. Come and be my wet nurse.
     
  9. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Showoff just because you look like Ozzy Osbourne :p
     
  10. Jimmy

    Jimmy Part of the furniture

    Hahah not any more fella had my locks cut off about 2 years back now :(

    Me in the middle with Tricose to the left wife on the right.
     

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  11. sayward

    sayward Resident Freddy

    You can buy plastic airtight waterproof leg cover for showers.
     
  12. Wazzerphuk

    Wazzerphuk FH is my second home

    Just use a big carrier bag. It's free. That's what I did for my arm when it was hard cast....
     
  13. Vae

    Vae Resident Freddy

    Clingfilm is another option to get a seal.
     
  14. Billargh

    Billargh FH is my second home

    Man up, just don't wash.
     
  15. russell

    russell Resident Freddy

    Think you may need to get your sisters to come and look after you Dude!
    Hope it mends quickly ..either that or you build up some upper body strength -I'm surprised your wrists aren't stronger ;)
     
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  16. Nate

    Nate FH is my second home

    Why didn't they put a bandage over the massive growth in the middle of your face Deebs?!

    They didn't have enough bandage did they.

    DID THEY!?!?!

    This is in no way related to the forum crash deleting my birthday thread.
     
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  17. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Christ, this is getting to be really depressing now. Showering is such an effort in its own right. Had to order a half leg bag, but its the getting in and out of the shower without falling over then towelling myself dry. It certainly makes you think about how we take things for granted. Later on today I shall attempt to shave ...
     
  18. Bahumat

    Bahumat FH is my second home

    Do you have a separate towel to dry your nose?
     
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  19. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Duvet.
     
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  20. rynnor

    rynnor Rockhound Moderator

    Put a cheap plastic patio chair in the shower?
     
  21. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    That is not the problem as I can sit in the shower. It is getting in and out. (It is a shower/bath combination I have)
     
  22. Raven

    Raven Brrrrr!

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  23. Olgaline

    Olgaline FH is my second home

    Showers are overrated anyway
     
  24. Ctuchik

    Ctuchik FH is my second home

    You have waterproof floor and a squeegy have you not?

    Sit on the bathtub with your legs on the outside.. :)
     
  25. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    yeah when I was with the kaputt leg I had the same thing, and it's a real pain in the arse I shit you not :(
     
  26. Wazzerphuk

    Wazzerphuk FH is my second home

    You've got a lot of time to catch up on me, sonny.
     
  27. Zenith

    Zenith Part of the furniture

    Sorry to hear it mate. I know your pain. My experience of puberty drastically changed when I managed to break both by collarbones. I was 15. Couldnt do shit!

    Hipe you mend soon!
     
  28. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    wow how'd you pull that off? 0o
     
  29. Zenith

    Zenith Part of the furniture

    Cant remember much, bad cycle crash down a hill. Was showing off my awesome skills to my Dad. Lucky that.

    Wasnt wearing a helmet either, incredibly lucky not to brake my neck. My Dad then, in panic, think I had dislocated both my shoulders (with one of my collarbones basicly protruding through my shoulder...) so he tries to put em back to socket. Never screamed so much in my life!
     
  30. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    ouch dude, for sure :(
     

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