Misc Deebs rolls a critical fail.

[Will]

Rofl. Knobbly tyres at 45psi. Grandmother and sucking eggs comes to mind.

Noob. 45psi is far too much.

 

[Tom]

Noob. 45psi is far too much.

Not when you weigh 17 stone kthxbai (yes I like my cycling, I also like my food)

 

[soze]

Right so now I am really pissed off. How the fuck can I live like this? It's hard work crawling to the toilet or trying to make a cup of tea/plate of food and getting it to the lounge to drink/eat it. Shit on a stick. Hands are fucked after one day using crutches. Good leg is aching like fuck. Argh!

Sounds like you need to hire in a Tasty Russian to help you around the house. You have a posh job see if your medical plan covers it

 

[TdC]

Not when you weigh 17 stone kthxbai (yes I like my cycling, I also like my food)

you weigh 17 stone? what are you, the ginger hulk? 0o

 

[Tom]

I've been called many things but never that I've piled on the mileage in the last few years (about 5,000 a year) but no matter how little I eat, beyond starving myself to the point of headaches I seem to stay at about this weight.

 

[Jimmy]

Heads up, you're going bald, do it gracefully you big nosed knob-jockey.

*kiss-kiss*

Haha that's first thing i noticed. All seriousness hope your ok buddy.

 

[Bahumat]

Happy birth...err, oh right. Yeah. Hope you have a speedy recovery birthday

 

[Deebs]

Heads up, you're going bald, do it gracefully you big nosed knob-jockey.

*kiss-kiss*

Tosser. Come and be my wet nurse.

 

[Deebs]

Haha that's first thing i noticed. All seriousness hope your ok buddy.

Showoff just because you look like Ozzy Osbourne

 

[Jimmy]

Showoff just because you look like Ozzy Osbourne

Hahah not any more fella had my locks cut off about 2 years back now

Me in the middle with Tricose to the left wife on the right.

 

[sayward]

You can buy plastic airtight waterproof leg cover for showers.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Just use a big carrier bag. It's free. That's what I did for my arm when it was hard cast....

 

[Vae]

Clingfilm is another option to get a seal.

 

[Billargh]

Man up, just don't wash.

 

[russell]

Think you may need to get your sisters to come and look after you Dude!
Hope it mends quickly ..either that or you build up some upper body strength -I'm surprised your wrists aren't stronger

 

[Nate]

Why didn't they put a bandage over the massive growth in the middle of your face Deebs?!

They didn't have enough bandage did they.

DID THEY!?!?!

This is in no way related to the forum crash deleting my birthday thread.

 

[Deebs]

Christ, this is getting to be really depressing now. Showering is such an effort in its own right. Had to order a half leg bag, but its the getting in and out of the shower without falling over then towelling myself dry. It certainly makes you think about how we take things for granted. Later on today I shall attempt to shave ...

 

[Bahumat]

Do you have a separate towel to dry your nose?

 

[Deebs]

Do you have a separate towel to dry your nose?

Duvet.

 

[rynnor]

Christ, this is getting to be really depressing now. Showering is such an effort in its own right. Had to order a half leg bag, but its the getting in and out of the shower without falling over then towelling myself dry. It certainly makes you think about how we take things for granted. Later on today I shall attempt to shave ...

Put a cheap plastic patio chair in the shower?

 

[Deebs]

Put a cheap plastic patio chair in the shower?

That is not the problem as I can sit in the shower. It is getting in and out. (It is a shower/bath combination I have)

 

[Raven]

That is not the problem as I can sit in the shower. It is getting in and out. (It is a shower/bath combination I have)

http://www.hss.com/g/67715/500kg-Engine-Crane-Folding.html

 

[Olgaline]

Showers are overrated anyway

 

[Ctuchik]

That is not the problem as I can sit in the shower. It is getting in and out. (It is a shower/bath combination I have)

You have waterproof floor and a squeegy have you not?

Sit on the bathtub with your legs on the outside..

 

[TdC]

That is not the problem as I can sit in the shower. It is getting in and out. (It is a shower/bath combination I have)

yeah when I was with the kaputt leg I had the same thing, and it's a real pain in the arse I shit you not

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Christ, this is getting to be really depressing now. Showering is such an effort in its own right. Had to order a half leg bag, but its the getting in and out of the shower without falling over then towelling myself dry. It certainly makes you think about how we take things for granted. Later on today I shall attempt to shave ...

You've got a lot of time to catch up on me, sonny.

 

[Zenith]

Sorry to hear it mate. I know your pain. My experience of puberty drastically changed when I managed to break both by collarbones. I was 15. Couldnt do shit!

Hipe you mend soon!

 

[TdC]

Sorry to hear it mate. I know your pain. My experience of puberty drastically changed when I managed to break both by collarbones. I was 15. Couldnt do shit!

Hipe you mend soon!

wow how'd you pull that off? 0o

 

[Zenith]

Cant remember much, bad cycle crash down a hill. Was showing off my awesome skills to my Dad. Lucky that.

Wasnt wearing a helmet either, incredibly lucky not to brake my neck. My Dad then, in panic, think I had dislocated both my shoulders (with one of my collarbones basicly protruding through my shoulder...) so he tries to put em back to socket. Never screamed so much in my life!

 

[TdC]

ouch dude, for sure