Misc Deebs rolls a critical fail.

[Zarjazz]

So we got a call this morning to the office. Deebs rang to say he had "broke his foot and had to get an ambulance from Bank tube station". Turns out he wasn't joking. The muppet snapped his achilles tendon running up the travelator.

Here's the proof, hospital pants as well:

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

OUCH Deebs! Hope you have a <cough> speedy... recovery.

 

[Gwadien]

So we got a call this morning to the office. Deebs rang to say he had "broke his foot and had to get an ambulance from Bank tube station". Turns out he wasn't joking. The muppet snapped his achilles tendon running up the travelator.

Here's the proof, hospital pants as well:

And he still gets to work.

That's dedication

Marry him already, ffs.

 

[Raven]

noob

 

[Billargh]

Nice mug, both of them.

 

[TdC]

good luck noseface, snapped means an operation, and sexy nurses like Will to wash your privities!

 

[Deebs]

Thanks guys, fucking kills and the crutches are going to be the cause of a heart attack, so unfit, had to stop four times in 250 metres or so.

 

[TdC]

yeah man crutches are a serious workout at first...I remember from the broken teedle-leg experience. also, be happy you're not in a push-chair (and have a girlfriend who just pushes you out in to traffic, like I did)

be pleased you'll (finally) have manly shoulders after this one

 

[sayward]

Ouch! Not even in the snow. You could always say it was.....
Prognosis?

 

[DaGaffer]

How unfit do you have to be to snap your Achilles going up...TWANG! Oh, OK.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Bald, big nosed and sporting a stiffy. Not a good photo.

 

[Deebs]

Ouch! Not even in the snow. You could always say it was.....
Prognosis?

No idea, they are waiting for a week and then I go back.

How unfit do you have to be to snap your Achilles going up...TWANG! Oh, OK.

I run up the travelator at Bank every day. It is not that much effort. I honestly thought I had broken the travelator as it felt like the right hand side just "gave" way.

 

[Deebs]

Bald, big nosed and sporting a stiffy. Not a good photo.

I am not photogenic. Like my scrubs?

 

[sayward]

Not good and so bloody annoying to say the least.

 

[Embattle]

Still probably more likely to score a goal in that condition than Torres.

 

[CorNokZ]

Hope you recover fast mate

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I can take solace in the fact that at least my injuries are caused my manly impacts, rather than having a total fail of a body.

 

[Himse]

I can take solace in the fact that at least my injuries are caused my manly impacts, rather than having a total fail of a body.

 

[Will]

good luck noseface, snapped means an operation, and sexy nurses like Will to wash your privities!

Heh. I'll just hose him down instead.

 

[georgie]

I can take solace in the fact that at least my injuries are caused my manly impacts, rather than having a total fail of a body.

I've heard you're all about the manly impacts.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

TdC will testify to that.

 

[TdC]

it's lies. Wazz couldn't manly impact his way off a cum-slicked twister mat

 

[TdC]

Heh. I'll just hose him down instead.

I am not the one you're disappointing here you know

 

[Will]

I can take solace in the fact that at least my injuries are caused my manly impacts, rather than having a total fail of a body.

One of the entertaining parts of my job is listing my broken bones to occupational health when I change role.

14 ribs
some tiny bone in my hand
2nd right metatarsal
shoulderblade
dislocated vertebrata

These were all manly impacts. Even the hand.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

"some tiny bone in my hand" - remind me not to visit the hospital you work at!

 

[Will]

I'm a nurse, not a doctor. If it is in the hand, and it isn't the scaphoid, it isn't important.

 

[Edmond]

One word

Nob

 

[Deebs]

One word

Nob

Thanks

 

[Embattle]

I take it there was a good few people who saw the event this morning?

 

[rynnor]

I take it there was a good few people who saw the event this morning?

Only a few hundred at that time of day...