Damned Christmas Adverts

[old.Jas]

Whats the deal? Littlewoods, Argos, Boots - all got christmas adverts on. Its bloody October!

 

[Sir Frizz]

Last year must have been good then

 

[Moving Target]

I was watching a documentry about the Christmas selling spree...very interesting

 

[old.knightoftheskY]

I KNOW! They have starte putting up the damn street lights where i am!

 

[Testin da Cable]

wow that's a bit premature isn't it?

 

[Summo]

Have Argos taken that f'king Slade "Whatever you want!" track off of their multi-coloured, hackneyed old cock-bollocks adverts this year?

Anyone?

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Have Argos taken that f'king Slade "Whatever you want!" track off of their multi-coloured, hackneyed old cock-bollocks adverts this year?

Anyone?

Sadly no, but fear not! 'Shall soon be replaced by Shakin' Stevens - "Merry Christmas", just like every fucking shop/advert/PA in the next 3 months...

 

[Ch3tan]

THis time last year xmas was in full swing, infact it started at the end of September, be thnkfull Halloween has even been given a look in in retail this year.

None of the shops in Croydon have xmas decorations up or trees on sale as they did last year this time.

 

[PR.]

Tescos in bedford has:

The large tins of Quality Street
Xmas cards
Rapping Paper
Figs
+ all the usual stuff you buy for xmas (sprouts etc.)

 

[Summo]

Ooh! Christmas sprouts! Tis truly the season of good will.

 

[Perplex]

fuck that. it;s all the ads for nightmare scary girls dolls aht piss them selves and drink from a bottler that scare me

/me has had WAY too much to drink

 

[Wij]

It would seem so

 

[Testin da Cable]

you've got a point there tho Perplex. whoever invented those strange toys should be taken out, beaten up, shot then beaten up again.
wierdness

 

[Nozzer]

God I hate christmas.

Oh and apparently there's now a doll that has a small rubber penis and urinates.

 

[Testin da Cable]

OMG fscking disgusting uke:
no dolls please fs

 

[Summo]

Yeah. My partner's got a really good idea for making dolls. His name's 'Presuming Ed'. His sister give him the idea. She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself. Then you've got to change its draws for it. Horrible really but they're like that the little girls. So we're going to make one that shits itself too.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

 

[Ch3tan]

There was a lady demonstrating one at work, it fucking blinked at ( a baby doll).

And had this mock skin and look which made it quite freaky.

Cards and chocolates mean shit, its when the same charol cd is on loop and the tinsel from three years aog is up in the shops u know that its time to get your credit card out.

 

[Greef]

Bah HUMBUG!

 

[SoWat]

Ah, so it's started aleady huh?

This means of course, that I can now count down the days, in eager anticipation, to see what colour socks the kids have bought me.

 

[Wij]

Ties are better

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Re: Bah HUMBUG!

Originally posted by Lifer181
Bah HUMBUG!

You bastard, I was going to say that!

 

[gremlin]

Good grief, I hate Christmas...

 

[Greef]

Re: Re: Bah HUMBUG!

Originally posted by Reverend Flatus

You bastard, I was going to say that!

Hehe, got there first!

 

[Testin da Cable]

no, no xmas is cool
I just hate the insane build up to it.
heh

 

[old.plightstar]

Its nice to see all these christmas adverts, but it is not offically christmas until I see the christmas Coca cola adverts, with farther christmas on the back of the truck

 

[gremlin]

Originally posted by plightstar
Its nice to see all these christmas adverts, but it is not offically christmas until I see the christmas Coca cola adverts, with farther christmas on the back of the truck

Indeed. If you could visualise everything that's wrong with Christmas today in a 30 second video clip, that would be it.