Cry God for Harry, England and Saint George!

[MYstIC G]

The original and the best

(PS - Kill all the dragons!)

 

[Cyfr]

Shakespeare is bollocks

 

[MYstIC G]

You don't understand...

 

[throdgrain]

You are bollocks, that is a great quote

 

[Jonaldo]

My local had Courage Best at £1.50 and Bangers and Mash at £1.50 today to celebrate St Georges day. I'd like to think that ol' George was enjoying a plate of bangers n mash when along came some stinky old dragon and spilled his pint of Courage. George then offered the dragon outside and promptly kicked his head in and ordered another pint of Courage.

No-one really knows the true story but hell.. In England we all celebrate some bloke who chased some snakes more than a man who killed a big fuck-off dragon, none of whom were native to the countries they are now patron saint to. Why lies the logic?

 

[xane]

Coincidently, Shakespeare was born and died on St George's Day.

 

[]AC[dRuM]

The original and the best

 

[Mofo8]

Also patron of: Aragon, agricultural workers, archers, armourers, Beirut, Lebanon, Boy Scouts, butchers, Canada, Cappadocia, Catalonia, cavalry, chivalry, Constantinople, Crusaders, England, equestrians, farmers, Ferrara Italy, field hands, field workers, Genoa Italy, Georgia, Germany, Gozo, Greece, herpes, horsemen, horses, husbandmen, Istanbul, knights, lepers, leprosy, Lithuania, Malta, Moscow, Order of the Garter, Palestine, Palestinian Christians, plague, Portugal, riders, saddle makers, saddlers, skin diseases, skin rashes, soldiers, syphilis, Teutonic Knights, Venice

 

[Cyfr]

You don't understand...

I think you will find I do

 

[MYstIC G]

No you don't because it's about the return of the avatar.

 

[Lynchet]

Ah but if you think Shakespeare is bollocks then you DON'T understand

Tell me have you ever actually been to see a Shakespeare play -- and I don't mean forced to by school, or reading them in school etc but just for pleasure. I happened to enjoy them in school too but I think a lot of people are put off by bad teachers.

 

[Ch3tan]

Shakespeare is bollocks

You sir are a fool.

 

[Cyfr]

No you don't because it's about the return of the avatar.

However I was refering to the line which is written in Henry V by shakespeare.
You saying what you did made me remember reading Henry V so I thought I would voice my opinions about shakespeare.

 

[Jupitus]

c-o-n-t-e-x-t

 

[Covenant]

c-o-n-t-e-x-t

Sung to the tune of Respect?

 

[Wij]

Is there a Dragon Raid today ?

 

[Will]

I never understood St. George. A Palestinian, who killed a dragon in Libya, is patron saint of England...

*scratches head*

 

[Wij]

I never understood St. George. A Palestinian, who killed a dragon in Libya, is patron saint of England...

*scratches head*

*join in*

 

[xane]

I never understood St. George. A Palestinian, who killed a dragon in Libya, is patron saint of England...

*scratches head*

At least he killed a dragon, and didn't spend the rest of his life on a Greek holiday, like some other patron staints ...

 

[Cyfr]

*join in*

*scratchs Wij..... *

 

[Wij]

Ow - my bell-skin

 

[Scouse]

Also patron of: Aragon, agricultural workers, archers, armourers, Beirut, ............................................................................, herpes, ..................................., soldiers, syphilis, Teutonic Knights, Venice

I may be stoned. (and I am). but Patron Saint of Herpes


Oooh. Poo. I just realised it said herpes - not herpese. poo.




Fuck my cake RULES!!!!11111111


/edit. Fuck - Herpes is fucking RIGHT! So it DID make sense!

 

[Ch3tan]

it also says syphilis.

 

[Maljonic]

I never understood St. George. A Palestinian, who killed a dragon in Libya, is patron saint of England...

*scratches head*

He's supposed to watch over us all (and the other places, people, things he's patron saint of) in a spiritual sense, doesn't really matter where he comes from, we chose him for the job because of his deeds. Some people think Jebus watches over us all and don't worry about where he came from, in fact I'd say quite a lot of people (possibly Americans) steadfastly try not to think about that. :worthy: