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Moriath

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Britain is great. Compared to Mogadishu or similar places. People moan that live here cause they always want better. Trouble is thats not really many places for us to go seek asylam in that are better than the uk
 

Bodhi

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Poor folk :( Imagine being stuck in Calais, it's a right shithole.
 

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Problem is further back than that, in Italy, Greece and other parts of Schengen. But also further forward in the UK. If there weren't easy ways to work in the black economy in the UK, it would be far less of a preferred destination. The French are being their usual shrug the shoulders arseholes about it, but they're genuinely in the middle of the problem without really being the cause.

The French just want to pass the problem on. I know that the main issues are in Greece and Italy but these countries don't process them properly. Mainly because they know that 99% of them will move north and they perpetuate the lie that Germany and UK are much better for benefits etc. "you get a free house and food...."

Its getting beyond a joke and time time close the borders. Work it more like most other countries. You cannot stay unless you have an approved VISA or sponsorship via employment.

EDIT just read your later post which pretty much said most of this, ignore my drunken ramblings :) Gotta love getting drunk in Muslim country during Ramadam. :)
 

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I hope one day isis destroy.a dam by driving a truck into it.
Ramadam!!!!
 

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Lots of things that aren't actually solutions but are nice murdoch-press headlines work for you.

The actual long-term solution is to come down hard on inequality as it's the main cause of this. And to do that we need to ramp straight on into one-world-government. Fast.
And at the same time maybe we could cure malaria by fitting every mosquito with condom.
 

BloodOmen

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Meant to be a nightmare working as a truck driver going through Calais at the moment, people are so desperate to get here they're attacking truck drivers who try to remove them from their lorries with makeshift knives.
 

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Meant to be a nightmare working as a truck driver going through Calais at the moment, people are so desperate to get here they're attacking truck drivers who try to remove them from their lorries with makeshift knives.
Sounds like they're really desparate to get here.

Bad times all round.
 

Moriath

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Sounds like they're really desparate to get here.

Bad times all round.
But they shouldnt be allowed to camp there because they are illegal in france. France should move them do something about them rather than pretending till they can get here and make it pur problem
 

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But they shouldnt be allowed to camp there because they are illegal in france. France should move them do something about them rather than pretending till they can get here and make it pur problem
I don't for a second believe that that's happening without the UK's full consent and cooperation.

Politicians on both sides will be lying to their respective populations about what the policy really is. If they do indeed have a policy.
 

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I'm confused, why don't they get together and make or pinch a boat...it's only 11 miles...people have swum it ffs.
 

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If they did they may get hit by a supertanker or something ... god forbid of course
 

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Nuke em, it is the only way to be sure....it has the added benefit of getting rid of the French :p
 

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*Comes in, looks around for a second, leaves.*
 

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I couldn't actually give a fuck, if they want to work then let them in. We can airdrop some scroungers in return.
 

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So having agreed to relocate 40000 migrants it makes you wonder what they will do with the next 40000, a figure that'll now be reached faster.
 

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So having agreed to relocate 40000 migrants it makes you wonder what they will do with the next 40000, a figure that'll now be reached faster.


The relocation and accepting of boat migrants is the very definition of insanity. Should adopt Aussie rules, and then find a place in Africa willing to accept them (in return for $$$), and then house them there until conditions improve in their home countries.
 

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One of 'them' actually said being in Calais was worse than where they'd come from..... I'm afraid my immediate reaction is well bloody go back the.
 

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One of 'them' actually said being in Calais was worse than where they'd come from..... I'm afraid my immediate reaction is well bloody go back the.

There's major problems with these people using gangs to get smuggle them across the Med, with the intention of getting to the UK & work to pay them back, and hold their family in ransom.

It's very similar to the middle east and Indians as @Hawkwind will tell you :)
 

Moriath

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Cant remember ofitwas in this thread or the twitter verse i saw this

That europe should do an australia and pay a government or country in africa to accept all migrants caught into big camps while they try and sort put the local issues. Not let them into europe but ship them back to africa to a friendly regime. Paid for by the money we would save as a continent from policing them and all on our own shores.

*me waits for facepalms :)
 

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It's an impossible situation waiting to hapoen,.I'm sure there have been great economic/war migrations in the past, but the inequality of life has been laid bare by the internet, we either retreat behind a big fence or let them in with open arms, one is isolationist and we will slowly die off, the other is the loss of our cultural heritage in a single generation.
Nothing lasts for ever, but in some distant future people will pine for the days when countries had their own identities instead of the melting pot of blandness we are heading for.
 

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Lets relocate an ethnic/religious group to somewhere they didnt come from and displace the local population... while we are at it lets get the US to fund their military and give them nukes

Because that solution has never gone bad in the past :p
 

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They want to get Calais sorted out pronto because its getting out of hand now, it'll not be long before dead people start turning up i'm sure.
 

sayward

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Driving over in a couple of weeks. Hope it's sorted by then.
 

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