Boats that crash?!

Naffets

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Noticed something extremely odd about nf on excal....
I've recently moved to hib/exc after i left hib/pry and me and a few others in the guild have noticed that boats on excal tend to crash into zonewalls, land, bridges and even each other.

It's not just in nf either, ive noticed Pride of Volcanus stuck to each other and crashing all the time (I & II)

Anyone else noticed this or is it just us?
 

eggy

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TOA boats often collide and get stuck, seen it on Volc boats before.
 

Leinal

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I hope they dont fix it, at least the rvr ones that get stuck near beno bridge.

Great place to vanish & dive when u got a stealther zerg behind u :twak:
 

Bracken

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Benowyc should be renamed Weymouth with all the bloody boats.
 

Himse

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Hi Naffets ^_^

im gonna crash my mid boat into your silly hibbie boat full of luris ^_^
 

Akyma

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Phule_Gubben said:
Burn all a**holes that jump into boats to avoid being killed.

:twak: Cheaters
is stay in boat a cheat? :eek:
blame Mythic, they fuck FZ on boats
 

Naffets

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Himse said:
Hi Naffets ^_^

im gonna crash my mid boat into your silly hibbie boat full of luris ^_^
HIMSE! xDDD

We have 1 luri in guild group so GL crashing into OUR boat full of luris :p

We're _all_ celts apart from an elf and a luwi :>

/msg naffets on irc sometime
 

majik

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Akyma said:
is stay in boat a cheat? :eek:
blame Mythic, they fuck FZ on boats
No it isn't. But <let's not tell people how to cheat please>.
 

Flimgoblin

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if you happen to afk on your way to HW and stay on the boat it's not a cheat, if you jump back on it to avoid combat it _is_ bug abuse, expect to have measures taken against you if you're caught.
 

Vodkafairy

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its just the really really good captains that manage to bend the boats' will
 

Devaster

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Think its a general issue regarding "water" on excal. On hib there are craploads of mobs/quest mobs/named mobs stuck in lava allover Typhons and Ashen Isle. I know there were some bugged taurs before but now there are much more different mobs.
 

Docs

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Nothing to see here, working as intended...

Mythic fixed this a long time ago, "...you have to trust the ingame mechanics..."

So basically, you guys who think you see stuff in the frontiers and the TOA
zones need to get a grip.
Take a break, sleep some etc. and you dillutions might go away.
Dont blame a perfectly good server...
 

Dracus

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Kev said:
i agreed with docs till i saw this...

woman drivers tbh

oh the humanity
Before you say that...look what I found browsing for funny "women drivers" piccys.

sumone said:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough to make him hang his arm out his window and 'flip the woman off'.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
I **always** smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day, and of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an eight-lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number cars that I pass every day to something like 36,000.
Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% of women describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that every single day, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Flip one off? ..... I think not!
<--- is less likely to make jokes about women drivers in the future :p

/Dracus
 

Belomar

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Vodkafairy said:
its just the really really good captains that manage to bend the boats' will
You must be one with the boat, and at the same time, there is no boat. :D
 

AngelHeal

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m gonen buy 15 boats, and let em vrash in your expensive House ;p (/me hopes your house is at a small lake;P)
 

Stasi

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is it possible for a DEV to remove boats?
its a piss take when they crash boats at docks for dock camping
 

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