Bah Humbug Christmas thread

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Daffeh

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here's a nice little thread where we can piss and moan about Christmas, and the 'Season to be (not so)jolly'

me first....


bah humbug :)

:clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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Sawtooth

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I have two kids so Christmas is expensive!

I've always thought it was a conspiracy to keep people poor. What do you think?

Saw
 
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GDW

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Originally posted by sawtooth
I have two kids so Christmas is expensive!


I agree but surely you cant deny the joy on their faces on xmas day is priceless. Rather be poor and have kids than rich and have none.:D
 
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old.Mr_Black

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X mas is for the Kids, I only think we go through it again when were Dads looking at X mas through our Kids eyes.
 
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xane

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I think Christmas is great, they should have it every year.
 
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Damini

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Even without being given a bee outfit designed for little miny dogs?
 
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Damini

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Lol, you're a fiesty bastard, I'll give you that. Mum taught me not to play with things that burst into flames, sharp objects, or fierce looking creatures that bite and foam at the mouth, and I guess you cover all those bases. I'm tactically retreating.
 
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Moving Target

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Proof that I foam at the mouth? Oh, when I brush my teeth? That's toothpaste retard :rolleyes:
 
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Damini

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Hey, she wasn't specific as to the nature of the foam.
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle


I agree but surely you cant deny the joy on their faces on xmas day is priceless. Rather be poor and have kids than rich and have none.:D

Kids are even shitter than Christmas.
 
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Sawtooth

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Seen that article about a man hiring a nuclear fall out shelter so he can get away from Christmas. Apparently its beans on toast for Christmas dinner....now thats the way forward.

Saw
 
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GDW

Guest
Originally posted by Wazzerphuk


Kids are even shitter than Christmas.

jesuz m8 you must have been abused something schockin as a kid to make such a statement as that....hope you get over it.;)
 
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throdgrain

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mr black i agree with you.my kids tho are a bit older than most ppl's,and that im afraid means its not the same as it was when they were like 5,or 6 or so.or the same as when i was 5 or 6 for that matter.for reasons ive told folk on here before i am bloody dreading boxing day.oh well...
 
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Nighty-

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nighty2.jpg


Merry Christmas!
 
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bigbb

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i wub j00 nighteh!

i'm in a happeh chwistmesseh mood, and not even the most miserable git on ere can knock that, as yet :D
 
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Skyler

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I have no reason to celebrate xmas really :)

but nightys picture has moved me deeply
he cares so much to take a picture!!
wishing us a happy xmas

im so happy :p

xmas is definately for the kids, and for businesses and an excuse for woolworths and argos to put out the most annoying adverts constantly, which tend to appear 3 times per set of 3min adverts and it just tends to get seriously annoying with their tunes.

then we have the pure garage/r&b and other tripe, adverts which also bug the hell out of me.

"Pure garage 4, mixed by me DJ EZ" (i have a crap voice and sound seriously stupid, almost as stupid as the music on the cd, but i will still end up making loads of money from it)

cvnts :)
 

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