Are we officially Jedi's then?

[WPKenny]

Anyone know what happened about the census. When are the results released? When do we find out if Jedi truely will become a recognised religion, and who will be the head? George Lucas?

 

[old.[MAD]Lexx]

'twas all bollocks - basically putting any entry in the 'other' column of the census just gets classed as 'other'. They don't look to see what 'other' you specified and so, no, you are not a jedi

 

[Wij]

Yup. Was just a keg of toss.

 

[WPKenny]

bugger

 

[old.[MAD]Lexx]

I mean, if you want to don your robes and start killing people with light sabers be my guest...
Just don't blame me when the 'ol Bill come around for a 'chat'

 

[old.Kez]

is there a precedent for maiming people with light sabers?

 

[Summo]

The LAPD used them in the recent riots but there were too many reports of officers just running around going 'zzzzeeeowww! I am your father!'

Essex Police did a trial run late September last year but most of them just burnt their toes.

 

[Embattle]

Yes a think it was a guy on Question Time that stated it didn't matter if 1 million put Jedi as other

 

[Wij]

If you'd lifted an election battle bus out of a swamp then maybe

 

[Moving Target]

Dont dis Jedi's! I am a real jedi look at my powers...ahh I cant be arsed

 

[old.[MAD]Lexx]

Originally posted by Moving Target
Dont dis Jedi's! I am a real jedi look at my powers...ahh I cant be arsed

No, you simply can't! I just don't want to show my powers to you bunch of n3wb13 j3d1's!

 

[old.ignus]

You don't need to see my census form.....

 

[WPKenny]

...we aren't the citizens you're looking for...

 

[old.ignus]

....they're over there chatting up your mother....

 

[Summo]

HhhmmmMMMMmmmm...

Receptive...

 

[old.ignus]

So if we did all become jedi's's (what actually is the plural of jedi?) would that make us all more powerful than we could possibly imagine?

 

[old.[MAD]Lexx]

Originally posted by ignus
So if we did all become jedi's's (what actually is the plural of jedi?) would that make us all more powerful than we could possibly imagine?

FFS You don't understand do you!!! We are already as powerful as we can possibly imagine, it's just you haven't realised it yet - it will take training...

And the plural of Jedi is Jedi. You jedi, me jedi, we jedi - you see

 

[old.=DI=Penry]

They still havn't got over 5,000,000 of the forms back, so i doubt you'll hear soon.

Then again, i know a few people who never received one - (two less Jedi out there)





(pluralist correction made)

 

[Wij]

F'kin weirdos

 

[old.[MAD]Lexx]

Just because you haven't got the 5killz! Don't blame us for your inadequacies!

 

[Moving Target]

Use the force Wij! Use the Force!

That is Wij

 

[Mellow-]

(extract from uncut Star Wars)

Obi 1: These aren't the droids you're looking for, and you're gay

StormTrooper 1: Come on, these aren't the droids we're looking for...and we're gay

StormTrooper2: OK move along, we're gay

 

[Moving Target]

:sleeping:

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Moving Target
Use the force Wij! Use the Force!

That is Wij

My. I've got a big helmet

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Wij


My. I've got a big helmet

You made me snort my drink

 

[Wij]

hehe. glad to am00se

 

[Wazzerphuk]

*rubs Wij*

I love j00000000.

 

[Wij]

j00 wub me big helmet

 

[Wazzerphuk]

shhhhh
they'll all want some if you aren't careful

 

[Wij]

*ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*