Are Men the New Women ????

[Ch3tan]

At least we dont have to shave our legs and armpits cal, unless your, you know, of French persuasion.

 

[Will]

no but im suprised you dont get bad face rash

If you'd seen my lack of stubble, you wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Trem]

U only shave once a week bloody hell, I got to shave every other day, but I may need to make it every day at the rate my facial hair is growing.

I use Wilkinson Quatro for that and Niva For Men shaving Gel

All it means is I am scruffy and don't care

I could maybe shave 4 times a week but the pain would be unbareable. I do have sensitive skin it seems, or maybe its because it isn't used to shaving yet(I'm 33).

 

[leggy]

This has turned into a metaphor for penis size comparison and, ironically, using your meterosexuality as the comparator.

Well let me have a go:

Haircut - £20 (every 4 weeks and it's still crap)
Prostitute - £20 (To cancel out the haircut)

 

[Wij]

no but im suprised you dont get bad face rash

Will's avatar isn't a Mudokan, it's an actual picture after a shave !

 

[Chilly]

lol wij. I use 18 gallons of moisturiser a day, just on my cock, to keep it sily smooth.

 

[Wij]

lol wij. I use 18 gallons of moisturiser a day, just on my cock, to keep it sily smooth.

Ugh - tastes soapy :/

 

[Chilly]

I use own brand moisturiser.

 

[Wij]

pfft - Netto brand

 

[Calaen]

How to kill a thread

 

[babs]

Trem's a shandy drinking, sensitive skinned, bum-fluffy WOMAN.

 

[Trem]

I've still got smaller boobs than you though.

 

[Bodhi]

I've shaved once in the last 6 months (I used a Gillette Mach 3 Turbo and some Gillette gel in case anyone cares), and that was for a job interview. Most of the time I just take the attachment off my beard trimmers and give myself a grade 0 all over my chin. Seems to do the trick and the women don't half like just that little bit of rough.

 

[old.user4556]

My mum cuts my hair; seriously she does, number 2 all over (and i don't mean a shit).

I'm due to move out in July - i'll need to start paying £6 for a barber to do it.

 

[lilmissnaughty]

number 2 all over (and i don't mean a shit).

rofl
nearly pissed meself laughing
only on this forum would u have to clarify u dont mean ur mum takes a dump on ur head when u say number two all over
:worthy:

 

[Chilly]

I do my own haircuts - number 1/2 depending on my mood - get a hand held mirror and you can check your work on the back of your head too. Means you can have 2 more pints at the weekend

 

[Wij]

rofl
nearly pissed meself laughing
only on this forum would u have to clarify u dont mean ur mum takes a dump on ur head when u say number two all over
:worthy:

I like to think it's my dirty mind that binds us all :wub:

 

[ECA]

I like to think it's my dirty mind that binds us all :wub:

One ring to bind them all.....

 

[Ch3tan]

Thats one big ring.

 

[PLightstar]

too true

 

[Wij]

*slip ring on finger*