Are Men the New Women ????

Trem

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Jesus fucking christ, have I just arrived in the Vidal Sassoon forum?

You are a chick anyways Cal so I don't know why you posted in here.

Show us your tits......go on......for the lads.
 

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Trem said:
Show us your tits......go on......for the lads.
I think Cal just proved she is too high maintenace for us. We can't afford her.
 

Trem

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Hmm you may be right. Geordie birds do cost a fortune.

Ahh well, surely a flash of her tits won't go amiss though.
 

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I spend about a tenner on my haircut, good ol number 4, but that includes washing my hair aswell as my hair is usually got gel in it, I also use 'Doop' from time to time and Lynx Africa also I spend money on Niva for Men Face Moistriser.

thats it but the other day I got some free Lynx face cleanser stuff I have yet to tree it has sand in it, looks very strange.
 

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Trem said:
Jesus fucking christ, have I just arrived in the Vidal Sassoon forum?

You are a chick anyways Cal so I don't know why you posted in here.

Show us your tits......go on......for the lads.


I refuse to discuss me not being a female anymore.
 

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I never get my hair cut, and only use deodorant. I have better things to spend my money on than beauty products.
 

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Alliandre said:
I never get my hair cut, and only use deodorant. I have better things to spend my money on than beauty products.

like?
 

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Calaen said:
I refuse to discuss me not being a female anymore.


Oooooh get her.

/me lifts handbag
 

Calaen

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fo I cant take the abuse anymore, I have feelings you know.
 

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Sorry mate :(

I never think before I say things, didn't realise you may be on the blob.
 

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*whispers "on the blob"*

LOLOLOL

Great minds
 

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The original post of this thread "are men the new women" seems to imply that women are, by definition, the gender who spend a lot on "beauty products", and that men are now becoming "women" by doing the same.

However, the trend always seems to be that women are increasingly concerned with men who spend time, and money, on improving their looks. Back in the 1980s the style for clothing changed that would improve a man's physique at a substantial cost, and a cost that had to be on display in the form of a brand, nowdays the trend involves "beauty products" instead.

Underlying a woman's attraction to a man is the earning potential, best exemplified by expensive possessions, especially consumable ones, and any product that not only improves appearance, but also requires a substantial outlay for a considerable time, is going to be a winner in her eyes.

Of course, the ongoing result as always, is the more cunning bastards are going to find ways to fool women, buying cheaper products that imitate quality whilst maintaining the impression they are fantastically rich.

Effectively the reverse notion is true, that "women are the new men", as they now consider appearance a more overriding attribute than any other, leaving themselves forever fooled, just like men have been doing with women all these years.

Note that, in evolutionary terms, a man is a modified woman.
 

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xane said:
Underlying a woman's attraction to a man is the earning potential, best exemplified by expensive possessions, especially consumable ones, and any product that not only improves appearance, but also requires a substantial outlay for a considerable time, is going to be a winner in her eyes.

Of course, the ongoing result as always, is the more cunning bastards are going to find ways to fool women, buying cheaper products that imitate quality whilst maintaining the impression they are fantastically rich.

See sexual selection in Birds of Paradise.

Also see the "inconvenience principle" that women are never happy with what you do unless it has massively inconvenienced you, whether they actually like the end-product or not.
 

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Well, at least less buggy.
We dont crash on bootup or need a reformat once a month.
I guess you could say we're linux and women are windows.
 

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ECA said:
I guess you could say we're linux and women are windows.

One difference between with Windows is the professional version is more expensive.
 

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Windows always blocks the back door though.
 

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Which version of windows have you been using?

Besides, the people who compare men and women to operating systems are the kind of people whose only contact with women is usually

a) a cheap whore, but they got too excited and shot before even getting it out,

b) that time they saw their mum/sister/gran getting out of the shower and beat one off over it (hey it can't be that wrong surely!? they are women after all. At least I'... they aren't gay) or

c) a shovel, a darkened cellar and lots of air fresheners for the next month.
 

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Oh, and....

*gets root in trem's slackware*
 

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babs said:
c) a shovel, a darkened cellar and lots of air fresheners for the next month.

That rings so many bells.

I've been using Windows HateMe, apparently a lot of people have struggled getting it to boot up never mind trying to gain access to the backdoor.
 

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babs said:
Which version of windows have you been using?

Besides, the people who compare men and women to operating systems are the kind of people whose only contact with women is usually

a) a cheap whore, but they got too excited and shot before even getting it out,

b) that time they saw their mum/sister/gran getting out of the shower and beat one off over it (hey it can't be that wrong surely!? they are women after all. At least I'... they aren't gay) or

c) a shovel, a darkened cellar and lots of air fresheners for the next month.


Sounds like babs is running OS2.
 

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windows always ends up getting more virii too, cos it gets around too much.

~coat~
 

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Calaen said:
Just switched from my Clinique products to try the new Loreal for men BECAUSE I AM WORTH IT BABY!!!!!!!!!

Its pretty decent, face is nice and clean no dryness after application. Not as expensive as Clinique either. I use Mitchum roll on cause it works, my new favorite aftershave is Aqva by Bvlgaria its fucking mint.

Loreal for men range is awesome.

I have Aqva too, it's very fresh and citrusy; definitely a hit with the ladies. I also have Bvlgari Black (unisex) and Bvlgari Notte - they're both much more musky for different occasions, worth a lookin.

Wouldn't wear anything else.
 

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I had to suppress a giggle at the nerdy OS/women jokes.

What have I become? :(
 

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xane said:
Underlying a woman's attraction to a man is the earning potential, best exemplified by expensive possessions, especially consumable ones, and any product that not only improves appearance, but also requires a substantial outlay for a considerable time, is going to be a winner in her eyes.
lolz what a load of bollox from outdated 'men r the breadwinners times'
not all women are gold diggers, some even earn more then most men an thus dont need to pick one to sponge off:p
aint important how much was spent on the effort only that they bothered to make one - if he dont wash the parts u can see dread to think how neglected the parts u cant are..cheesepop anyone?:puke:
 

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its built into women to be attracted to affluence, dont be ashamed of it.
 

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